Here the Statue of Liberty rose into the air, and turned into a naked girl, with a lush breasts and a trident in her hands. Such a beauty turned out, with a weapon. And in the other hand the torch flared, and the statue began to dance.
And buildings-skyscrapers from time to time
And skyscraper buildings jumped from time to time. They have now become themselves are not similar, having acquired unique elf forms - of which not the same one.
Trump shouted at the five-star General Shvartskof:
- Where is our nuclear potential?
Stammering, the general replied:
- I do not know Mr. President ...
Trump growled.
"What do you mean, I do not know!" You are the head of the general staff and you must know the location of any part of us. And you do not even know that, and that!
The General sighed heavily and answered:
"But Mr. President, the connection has been broken." Cell phones on the eyes turn into ice cream.
The US President took a pistol from his pocket. And literally snapped: instead of weapons, he had in his hand a pack of expensive cookies. But Trump did not become angry, and grinning, he unzipped a bright wrapper with the image of toon. They looked like wonderful elves, and when the president began to tear the wrapper, they squeaked:
- Be careful! Wild creatures should not be aggressive!
Trump grinned and remarked:
- Aggression like air, sometimes it shows through, but in the absence it is impossible to breathe!
The cartoon elf on the wrapper amusedly screwed up her eyes, replied:
-The war is like a game of crimped cards, only the winnings are always sprinkled with tears!
Trump smiled sincerely and replied to the cartoon:
- In a card game, fraud is immoral and punishable, morally and rewardfully in the war!
A cartoon elf gave out:
- Do not sit on the stalk, do not eat pie!
The US President broke off a piece of waffle and said:
- And that's just eat!
After chewing and swallowing, Trump said with satisfaction:
- Tasty though! The taste is exotic, but pleasant. Not bad prepare elves!
The general timidly gave his voice:
- You see, Mr. President, we are faced with something unprecedented and unheard of. With that, for the first time.
Trump said judiciously:
- Everything in our life happens for the first time, including birth. But then we get used to and win.
Schwarzkof said arrogantly:
- Can you, the great genius of the economy, suggest how we can cope with such an affliction?
Trump began to reason in his ears:
- Guns are exterminated by guns, planes by air or air defense, tanks by tanks or mines ... Magic is needed against magic ... Then the billionaire stopped and made a calculation added. "But if we do not have magic, then another asymmetric answer is required."
The general was curious:
"What kind of asymmetric answer can there be for magic?"
The President of America replied:
- The church at all times, in any case, in the Middle Ages struggled with sorcerers. Let it and serve in the struggle with the elven demons!
. CHAPTER? 2.
A deep bunker, with many already extinct or blooming, like flowers monitors.
On the walls in gilded frames hang portraits of outstanding Russian and Soviet generals. They painted beautiful artists with oil. Here and Kutuzov, and Suvorov, Brusilov, Zhukov, Vasilevsky, Frunze, Dmitry Donskoy and others ...
And their faces are gloomy, for the first time Motherland is experiencing such cruel trials.
The Russian president, too, was not in the best of conditions. He faced a challenge against which atomic tanks and invisible aircraft with nuclear warheads are powerless. There is a completely different technical and magical level. And it's hard to oppose anything. The more difficult it is to concentrate. The head is cracking, the energy is at zero. It seems that everything is ready to regain his youth, even become a servant of the elves, and then arrange an uprising.
True, he never liked the revolutions of the Maidans. For example, he did not try to scorch the Baltic region by raising the Russian-speaking population to fight. Even in the Donbass, rebels with tricolor flags, he met cool. Rather, they helped them in spite of, than by his monarch's will. Then, together with Trump solved this problem, despite the fact that the possibilities to expand the riot were.
But I did not want to include in the composition of Russia the rebels, who could and the future rebel against the Kremlin order. They agreed on a federal compromise and this calmed down. Indeed, the country is burdened by the burden of military spending the very place for rebellion. The people, of course, by themselves will not go to the insurrection. We need organizations that will push it to it. And in the Donbas, there are already such structures, and who will give a guarantee that they, having become accustomed to leftism, will be loyal.
But the army was strengthened and aircraft carriers were built.
Only it is unclear how to cope with the magical power that draws shells into candy? It is beyond the rational world. Here you do not know how to approach the space aliens. Can it really be better to give up than to be on a pot? Rational way to save your life, and there it will be seen!
The Russian president made a request to the center of communication with the petition to send an appeal to aliens. In response, the camera showed how the Ostankino TV tower turned into a huge and magnificent culinary product. It looked brightly colored and very appetizing, but completely useless for information transfer.
Both the cell phone and the media in the presidential bunker blossomed like shrubs or turned into ice cream. And bodyguards turned to jewelry. The elves asked beautiful transformations without exception - they were aesthetes, but it did not get any easier on the soul. Rather, even on the contrary: this killing beauty oppresses. And especially the feeling of own helplessness. Here you are holding not a cell phone, but a buffet with flowers. And each petal shows a special movie, something that is individual. The pictures show what is happening with the planet. As it is transformed, it becomes glamorous. It becomes beautiful and terrible, in its splendor.