And the Kremlin towers change their shape, and the domes of churches and cathedrals. Although they vary somewhat slower than other buildings, and to a greater extent retain their previous forms. But the magic of the oldest elven people is very strong. It exceeds the power of earthlings and different religions like an atomic bomb with a quiver and arrows. The elves are billions, they flew into space when people were still running around with stone axes, or even earlier, when the monkeys had not yet taken the sticks.
Counting many millions of years, the civilization of elves brought to perfection technological magic. Elves appeared on the ground in primitive communal times, and they were revered as gods. Especially often they liked to visit Ancient Greece, having generated a lot of various legends and myths. However, who on earth did not know the elves before their invasion?
But they decided to take mankind under their control.
The man was developing too fast. Who will give a guarantee that Russia will not master the thermo-quark and thermopreon synthesis will not go into the galactic expanses.
If still delay, then it will be more difficult to cope with rapidly growing humanity. In this case, who will guarantee that aggressive primates do not quell the civilization that has occurred from bipedal cats?
And the elves did not accidentally decide to please the Earth. Behind it stood just animal fear!
But now the panic has swept the Russian president - the elves are already flying around the Kremlin and they have nothing to oppose. Like monsters broke through the lid of hell and found themselves in the cauldron ... not monsters, but the people themselves, which they brewed.
What is possible for Jupiter, then the bull is not allowed. Some elves during the battle openly engaged in love with each other. It is certainly beautiful and attractive. But it's pretentious ... The soil itself changed from the effects of erotic fluids. And on the asphalt grew majestic plants, which were not equal on earth, in brightness and splendor. Then new representatives of flora and fauna appeared. Moved walking trees, showing tremendous power. They, however, no longer met resistance, so practically all the combat potential of Russia went through transformations.
But the huge trees were besieged by churches and cathedrals that were still not affected by the techno-magic. Here the father does not want to turn into a bushes, he crosses himself. And a huge tree, quite aesthetically, slammed the priest with a fist. Well, what will you take from the barbarians endowed with quasi-divine omnipotence. It is necessary to fight the enemy, but numerous trees, with various animals that have landed from starships, are like a demonic invasion. Only priests and mullahs are able to resist the magical transformation. And then not all of them, but only true and profoundly believers.
But such, kill monsters, in more simple ways. Moreover, any weapon has already turned into culinary products.
The president of Russia wanted to call himself a priest, but ... All communications have already experienced magical transformations. And anything, to counter it, it became impossible.
The President was not a deeply religious person. Rather, even he attributed himself to atheists, but never admitted publicly, demonstrating the external reverence of religion. However, I never considered it necessary to resort to the help of a priest when it came to personal matters. But just as she saw it, she received a gift of vision (maybe from glamorous aliens), it was the church that was most resistant to the demonic influence of the elves' magic.
Now religion has shown its vitality. But very unequal forces. Humanity is so young, against the background of elves, traveling in prehistoric times through galaxies.
Here flattering elf-marshal of the thicket slipped through the barriers into the underground Kremlin bunker located at a depth of five hundred meters.
Turned out to be the president. He reflexively snatched the pistol ... And he felt just how the ice cream flowed between his fingers, with what looks like chocolate, only with an even more fragrant and probably sweet. Even the skin you feel the sugary taste of the ice cream into which this pistol turned.
The president, keeping a semblance of calm, which cost him a lot of effort (he wanted to hush in with hysteria and proceed with curses!), Asked the elf-marshaclass="underline"
- Why are you doing it?
The forest elf asked innocently in the president:
- Is it that we are doing badly?
The head of state, with a heavy sigh, replied:
"You are destroying the planet!"
The thicket laughed and noticed:
- We do not destroy, but decorate the planet! It blossoms literally before our very eyes! It's only you people who ruined your planet! You turned the Earth into a giant garbage dump. The Marshal Elf spoke more and more emotionally. "We made a beautiful garden out of it." All the evil and cruel people have become something beautiful. And you, because you are a local king given the opportunity to turn to something beautiful. And the choice is given.
The thicket smiled broadly, its teeth sparkled brighter than large pearls. - I can, as a forest elf, turn you into a plant or an insect. But if you want to become a jewel, I will turn to Besone, and she from you by choice will make a necklace, earring, ring, or brooch of expensive stones.
The forest elf mocked mockingly:
"As you can see, you have a real choice, unlike your subjects, which you have disaccustomed to elect with your authoritarianism."
The president felt a surge of energy and replied angrily:
- I did not teach anyone to choose. The last election of the head of state passed according to the most democratic law in the world, and more than thirty people competed with many. And the fact that I won is the result of the merits of the entire Russian people under my leadership!
The forest elf frowned, and also angrily, replied:
- Self-confident type ... I'll turn you into a cactus ... Such a beautiful one with flowers.