Beson is certainly a bitch, but it was she who staged a safari during the Battle of Stalingrad and began to shoot down German planes, primarily the dive bombers ХЕ-177. The Germans then thought that this machine is defective, but in fact the dark elf was entertained. I shot down hundreds of German cars with magical, invisible arrows, and to the Soviet units that heroically defended Stalingrad, there were fewer enemies and it's easier to fight back.
By its merits, Beson has earned herself the star of the hero of the USSR, but ... She could just as well shoot down Soviet aircraft. She still had
whom to shoot down, and whom to destroy. Lucky then Russian.
But in fact in the forty-first year, in June, several elves just helped the fascists achieve major successes. And also not on purpose - having fun. And the other in the meantime, in the winter of 1941, gave the Nazis a strong light near Moscow.
In general, on land, many amazing events occurred due to the intervention of elves. That's why Genghis Khan conquered China, although how much of that Mongolia? And the Chinese army is not only numerous, but beautifully armed with rockets, guns, flamethrowers. Well, Genghis Khan did not have the slightest chance against China.
However, the elves intervened and killed the more numerous Chinese army. Too entertaining, chose a more interesting goal. They helped to defeat Byzantium Arabs, and Napoleon to seize Europe. But then they ruined the same Napoleon.
Many things in the world of people have made a wonderful elf. But now they have decided: it will be enough for mankind to develop independently. Let them switch over to full control.
But how else can this be done, not through violence. Of a hundred people, only seven, the most calm and kind avoided the transformation. Destroyed the roots of human aggression, the elves left in the quality of servants of hopeless pacifists. And now the human turned out to be incapable of resistance.
Only one Trump was the last bastion of human ability to violence and abuse.
Now he was making love to the elf. But his strength was clearly not enough for everyone and the billionaire president died.
And then appeared Affa, the most beautiful of the goddesses. She, smiling radiantly, offered Trump:
"You're a funny cutie, and the only one who managed to resist us."
The billionaire president frowned and said:
- Yes he could podpalit elfichkam heel! And I'm proud of it!
Affa then suggested to Trump:
"Let me be your personal servant." Keep your consciousness, and you can, like other elves live tens of thousands of years!
The billionaire president, frowning, asked:
- And eternal youth?
The goddess confidently replied:
- And it will be! But first, be a bit like that, as there is an old man. I'm already fed up with my always young, servant-like servants. And you're an old-fashioned pussy, so unusual and funny. But do not worry, you'll feel good all the time.
Trump could not resist the vulgar remark:
"And then you'll extend the dignity to me!"
Affa nodded, answering:
- It's by itself! More fun I will deliver!
Trump wittily remarked:
-In chess, time trouble at the end of the game, in politics from the very first step!
The goddess, who is very familiar with the oldest game, replied:
- In chess, they do not take moves back, politicians do it at every turn!
And then Affa corrected Trump. "But you will not have a time trouble." There is a lot of time ahead of us. You can enjoy almost eternal happiness with me. I will reveal to you the abyss of the cosmic empire, where the elves and many other peoples live. And you will like it with us.
In response, the enthusiastic Trump picked up a rather heavy stomach (in elves such ugliness is unthinkable) and sang;
From the beauty I want, in happiness to live,
To God gave good luck a little!
And together with a nice evening wandering around,
Do not just alarm us!
Under your feet are mugs,
Broke the flower odorless, yellow-red!
And he devoted poetry to his beloved,
So that every moment with a dream was beautiful!
In the sky, clouds, a drop in the palm of your hand,
Kissed you - in the heat sank!
This fire is unbearable to passion,
To suffer suffering, learned to suffer!
Around the desert - it burns quiet,
Drills the temple and pulls the roof off the hinges!
But my dove, you fly to eternity,
And the hassle of wings, I can hear by the wind!
Yes, I know it's true - it's not return,
What was in Eden, we used to be with us!
Pinned to the face, your naked chest,
I need will and great strength!
The cliff above us is gloomy and unfriendly,
And the wind blows, the evil wave gushes!
Wind the whirlwinds in the sky of the loop,
And a flock of gulls - a riotous horde!
And your look has changed and has become cheerful,
We squeezed our hands - the power is a triumph!