"Mr. Chairman!"
"Can you hold it, Shorty? I have announcements to make before we get on to new business."
"This is still about committee reports. When does the committee on our constitution report?"
"Why, I made the report myself."
"You said that a revised draft was being prepared and the report would be delayed. That's no report. What I want to know is: when do we get a permanent set-up? When do we stop floating in air, getting along from day to day on 'temporary executive notices'?"
Cowper flushed. "Do you object to my executive decisions?"
"Won't say that I do, won't say that I don't. But Rod was let out and you were put in on the argument that we needed constitutional governinent, not a dictatorship. That's why I voted for you. All right, where's our laws? When do we vote on them?"
"You must understand," Cowper answered carefully, "that drawing up a constitution is not done overnight. Many considerations are involved."
"Sure, sure- but it's time we had some notion of what sort of a constitution you are cooking up. How about a bill of rights? Have you drawn up one?"
"All in due time."
"Why wait? For a starter let's adopt the Virginia Bill of Rights as article one. I so move.
"You're out of order. Anyhow we don't even have a copy of it."
"Don't let that bother you; I know it by heart. You ready, Carol? Take this down .
"Never mind," Caroline answered. "I know it, too. I'm writing it."
"You see? These things aren't any mystery, Grant; most of us could quote it. So let's quit stalling."
Somebody yelled, "Whoopee! That's telling him, Shorty. I second the motion."
Cowper shouted for order. He went on, "This is not the time nor the place. When the committee reports, you will find that all proper democratic freedoms and safeguards have been included- modified only by the stern necessities of our hazardous position." He flashed his smile. "Now let's get on with business. I have an announcement about hunting parties. Hereafter each hunting party will be expected to-"
Dumont was still standing. "I said no more stalling, Grant. You argued that what we needed was laws, not a captain's whim. You've been throwing your weight around quite a while now and I don't see any laws. What are your duties? How much authority do you have? Are you both the high and the low justice? Or do the rest of us have rights?"
"Shut up and sit down!"
"How long is your term of office?"
Cowper made an effort to control himself. "Shorty, if you have suggestions or, such things, you must take them up with the committee.
"Oh, slush! Give me a straight answer."
"You are out of order."
"I am not out of order. I'm insisting that the committee on drawing up a constitution tell us what they are doing. I won't surrender the floor until I get an answer. This is a town meeting and I have as much right to talk as anybody."
Cowper turned red. "I wouldn't be too sure," he said ominously. just how old are you, Shorty?"
Dumont stared at him. "Oh, so that's it? And the cat is out of the bag!" He glanced around. "I see quite a few here who are younger than I am. See what he's driving at, folks? Second-class citizens. He's going to stick an age limit in that so-called constitution. Aren't you, Grant? Look me in the eye and deny it."
"Roy! Dave! Grab him and bring him to order."
Rod had been listening closely; the show was better than usual. Jimmy had been adding his usual flippant commentary. Now Jimmy whispered, "That tears it. Do we choose up sides or do we fade back and watch the fun?"
Before he could answer Shorty made it clear that he needed no immediate help. He set his feet wide and snapped, "Touch me and somebody gets hurt!" He did not reach for any weapon but his attitude showed that he was willing to fight.
He went on, "Grant, I've got one thing to say, then I'll shut up." He turned and spoke to all. "You can see that we don't have any rights and we don't know where we stand- but we are already organized like a straitjacket. Committees for this, committees for that- and what good has it done? Are we better off than we were before all these half-baked committees were appointed? The wall is still unfinished, the camp is dirtier than ever, and nobody knows what he is supposed to do. Why, we even let the signal fire go out yesterday. When a roof leaks, you don't appoint a committee; you fix the leak. I say give the job back to Rod, get rid of these silly committees, and get on with fixing the leaks. Anybody with me? Make some noise!"
They made plenty of noise. The shouts may have come from less than half but Cowper could see that he was losing his grip on them. Roy Kilroy dropped behind Shorty Dumont and looked questioningly at Cowper; Jiminy jabbed Rod in the ribs and whispered, "Get set, boy."
But Cowper shook his head at Roy. "Shorty," he said quietly, "are you through making your speech?"
"That wasn't a speech, that was a motion. And you had better not tell me it's out of order."
"I did not understand your motion. State it."
"You understood it. I'm moving that we get rid of you and put Rod back in."
Kilroy interrupted. "Hey, Grant, he can't do that. That's not according to-"
"Hold it, Roy. Shorty, your motion is not in order."
"I thought you would say that!"
"And it is really two motions. But I m not going to bother with trifles. You say people don't like the way I'm doing things, so we'll find out." He went on briskly, "Is there a second to the motion?"
"Second!"
"I second it."
"Moved and seconded. The motion is to recall me and put Rod in office. Any remarks?"
A dozen people tried to speak. Rod got the floor by outshouting the others. "Mr. Chairman, Mr. Chairman! Privileged question!"
"The chair recognizes Rod Walker."
"Point of personal privilege. I have a statement to make."
"Well? Go ahead."
"Look, Grant, I didn't know Shorty planned to do this. Tell him, Shorty."
"That's right."
"Okay, okay," Cowper said sourly. "Any other remarks? Don't yell, just stick up your hands."
"I'm not through," insisted Rod.
"Well?"
"I not only did not know, I'm not for it. Shorty, I want you to withdraw your motion."
"No!"
"I think you should. Grant has only had a week; you can't expect miracles in that time- I know; I've had grief enough with this bunch of wild men. You may not like the things he's done- I don't myself, a lot of them. That's to be expected. But if you let that be an excuse to run him out of office, then sure as daylight this gang will break up."
"I'm not busting it up- he is! He may be older than I am but if he thinks that makes the least difference when it comes to having a say- well... he'd better think twice. I'm warning him. You hear that, Grant?"
"I heard it. You misunderstood me."
"Like fun I did!"
"Shorty," Rod persisted, "will you drop this idea? I'm asking you please."
Shorty Dumont looked stubborn. Rod looked helplessly at Cowper, shrugged and sat down. Cowper turned away and growled, "Any more debate? You back there... Agnes? You've got the floor."
Jimmy whispered, "Why did you pull a stunt like that, Rod? Nobility doesn't suit you."
"I wasn't being noble. I knew what I was doing," Rod answered in low tones.
"You messed up your chances to be re-elected."
"Stow it." Rod listened; it appeared that Agnes Fries had more than one grievance. Jim?"
"Huh?"
"Jump to your feet and move to adjourn."