The crowning quality of nearly all of his mercies, as one may easily see, was their humor. Even he was not unaware, in retrospect, of the figure he made at times, and would smilingly tell, under provocation, of his peculiar attitude on one occasion or another. Partially from himself, from those who saw it, and the judge presiding in the case, was the following characteristic anecdote gathered.
In the same community with him at one time lived a certain man by the name of Moore, who in his day had been an expert tobacco picker, but who later had come by an injury to his hand and so turned cobbler, and a rather helpless, although not hopeless, one at that. Mr. White had known this man from boyhood up, and had been a witness at various times to the many changes in his fortunes, from the time, for instance, when he had earned as much as several dollars a day—good pay in that region—to the hour when he took a cobbler’s kit upon his back and began to eke out a bare livelihood for his old age by traveling about the countryside mending shoes. At the time under consideration, this ex-tobacco picker had degenerated into so humble a thing as Uncle Bobby Moore, a poor, half-remembered cobbler, whose earlier state but few knew, and who at this time had only a few charitably inclined friends, with some of whom he spent the more pleasant portion of the year from spring to fall. Thus, it was his custom to begin his annual pilgrimage with a visit of ten days to Mr. White, where he would sit and cobble shoes for all the members of the household. From here he would go to another acquaintance some ten miles farther on, where he could enjoy the early fruit which was then ripening in delicious quantity. Then he would visit a friendly farmer whose home was upon the Missouri River still farther away, where he did his annual fishing, and so on by slow degrees, until at last he would reach a neighborhood rich in cider presses, where he would wind up the fall, and so end his travel for the winter, beginning his peculiar round once more the following spring at the home of Mr. White. Naturally the old patriarch knew him and liked him passing well.
As he grew older, however, Uncle Bobby reached the place where even by this method and his best efforts he could scarcely make enough to sustain him in comfort during the winter season, which was one of nearly six months, free as his food and lodging occasionally were. He was too feeble. Not desiring to put himself upon any friend for more than a short visit, he finally applied to the patriarch.
“I come to you, Mr. White,” he said, “because I don’t think I can do for myself any longer in the winter season. My hand hurts a good deal and I get tired so easily. I want to know if you’d won’t help me to get into the county farm during the winter months, anyhow. In summer I can still look out for myself, I think.”
In short, he made it clear that in summer he preferred to be out so that he might visit his friends and still enjoy his declining years.
The old patriarch was visibly moved by this appeal, and seizing him by the arm and leading off toward the courthouse where the judge governing such cases was then sitting he exclaimed, “Come right down here, Uncle Bobby. I’ll see what can be done about this. Your old age shouldn’t be troubled in this fashion—not after all the efforts you have made to maintain yourself,” and bursting in on the court a few moments later, where a trial was holding at the time, he deliberately led his charge down the aisle, disturbing the court proceedings by so doing, and calling as he came:
“Your Honor, I want you to hear this case especially. It’s a very important and a very sad case, indeed.”
Agape, the spectators paused to listen. The judge, an old and appreciative friend of his, turned a solemn eye upon this latest evidence of eccentricity.
“What is it, Mr. White?” he inquired.
“Your Honor,” returned the latter in his most earnest and oratorical manner, “this man here, as you may or may not know, is an old and honorable citizen of this county. He has been here nearly all the days of his life, and every day of that time he has earned an honest living. These people here,” he said, gazing about upon the interested spectators, “can witness whether or not he was one of the best tobacco pickers this county ever saw. Mayhew,” he interrupted himself to call to a spectator on one of the benches, “you know whether Uncle Bobby always earned an honest living. Speak up. Tell the Court, did he?”
“Yes, Mr. White,” said Mayhew quickly, “he did.”
“Morrison,” he called, turning in another direction, where an aged farmer sat, “what do you know of this man?”
Mr. Morrison was about to reply, when the Court interfered.
“The Court knows, Mr. White, that he is an honest man. Now what would you have it do?”
“Well, your Honor,” resumed the speaker, indifferently following his own oratorical bent, the while the company surveyed him, amused and smiling, “this man has always earned an honest living until he injured his hand here in some way a number of years ago, and since then it has been difficult for him to make his way and he has been cobbling for a living. However, he is getting so old now that he can’t even earn much at that, except in the spring and summer, and so I brought him here to have him assigned a place in the county infirmary. I want you to make out an order admitting him to that institution, so that I can take it and go with him and see that he is comfortably placed.”
“All right, Mr. White,” replied the judge, surveying the two figures in mid-aisle, “I so order.”
“But, your Honor,” he went on, “there’s an exception I want made in this case. Mr. Moore has a few friends that he likes to visit in the summer, and who like to have him visit them. I want him to have the privilege of coming out in the summer to see these people and to see me.”
“All right, Mr. White,” said the judge, “he shall have that privilege. Now, what else?”
Satisfied in these particulars, the aged citizen led his charge away, and then went with him to the infirmary, where he presented the order of the Court and then left him.
Things went very well with his humble client for a certain time, and Uncle Bobby was thought to be well disposed of, when one day he came to his friend again. It appeared that only recently he had been changed about in his quarters at the infirmary and put into a room with a slightly demented individual, whose nocturnal wanderings greatly disturbed his very necessary sleep.
“I want to know if you won’t have them put me by myself, Mr. White,” he concluded. “I need my sleep. But they say they can’t do it without an order.”
Once more the old patriarch led his charge before the Court, then sitting, as it happened, and breaking in upon the general proceedings as before, began:
“Your Honor, this man here, Mr. Moore, whom I brought before you some time ago, has been comfortably housed by your order, and he’s deeply grateful for it, as he will tell you, and as I can, but he’s an old man, your Honor, and, above all things, needs his rest. Now, of late they’ve been quartering him with a poor, demented sufferer down there who walks a good deal in his sleep, and it wears upon him. I’ve come here with him to ask you to allow him to have a room by himself, where he will be alone and rest undisturbed.”
“Very well, Mr. White,” said the Court, “it shall be as you request.”
Without replying, the old gentleman turned and led the supplicant away.
Everything went peacefully now for a number of years, until finally Uncle Bobby, having grown so feeble with age that he feared he was soon to die, came to his friend and asked him to promise him one thing.