Which is why I tend to be overly protective of her, and overly suspicious of any man who shows an interest in her.
There is no denying that Ransom is a stunning-looking woman. I’m not certain of her age. She refuses to confide even in me. With her long, sprinter’s legs, dense muscularity, and skin the color and texture of chocolate toffee, she could be thirty-two-or forty-five. No telling. What I do know is that, a few years back, she got tired of being overweight and out of shape and, in her own words, decided to take back her “womanly life.” She started working out, watching her diet, and now she is mostly muscle and sinew, but with all the appropriate angles and curves, and she has become my devoted running and weight-lifting partner.
Tomlinson often refers to her as living proof of his own private theory: The world’s most beautiful women are always well into their thirties, forties, or fifties because only the experience of living and prevailing day after day can provide the necessary emotional texture and depth of understanding that Tomlinson’s definition of “beauty” requires.
Ransom is smart and beautiful and funny, too. But she is no man’s toy and no person’s fool. So there’s something I have to keep reminding myself: My cousin is very capable of taking care of herself.
By the time the limbo contest ended, it was a little after nine. Still early, so we decided, as a group, to walk along Tarpon Bay Road to Timber’s Restaurant, which is just a couple hundred yards from the shell lane that leads to Dinkin’s Bay Marina.
In late November, there’s a little post-Thanksgiving tourism lull. Even so, the restaurant was busy-people standing in line at the fresh-fish counter-so we pushed tables together at Sanibel Grill, the adjoining sports bar, and sat together, a dozen of us crowded in tight. Nice bar with dark wood, good ventilation with palms outside the windows and a Gulf wind breezing through, orange Converse basketball shoes holding condiments on the tables-yes, basketball shoes-ceiling fans, walls a museum of sports memorabilia and photos of the restaurant’s gifted, idiosyncratic owner with a garden variety of famous jocks.
Jeth and I exchanged our empty plastic cups for fresh beer, and he said to me, speaking very softly, “I don’t know why, but I feel a lot better after listening to Amelia. It kind of shook me out of my funk about what happened and the way it happened. She talked about me, Doc. Janet, I mean. The night their boat sunk, I was the one she was thinking about.”
After a long pause, he said, “I miss her like crazy. I never realized what a prize I had until she was gone, but the fact that she told the others about me-the guy I thought she was dating, Michael-the fact that she told him and the two women that she loved me, it makes me feel closer to her than I maybe ever felt before.”
He thought about it for another moment, the noise of the bar shielding us from people sitting nearby, and then added, “I believe the story Amelia told us back at the marina. At least, I want to believe her. Or maybe… what kind of worries me is, you think she’d make up some of that stuff just to make me feel better?”
I told him, “I think she’d probably stretch the truth to make it easier on us as a group. Sure. But lie just to make you feel better? When they were in the water, unless Janet really talked about you, how else would Amelia know your name, that you and Janet were lovers? No. She wasn’t lying. I know Janet… I knew Janet, and I know how much she cared for you. I don’t doubt for a moment that Janet’s last words, her last thoughts, were about you.”
Jeth was holding a bottle of Bud Light in his big right hand. I watched his fingers fade bloodless, white as he squeezed the bottle, showing the frustration, all the pent-up sorrow and anger in him, seeking release. “I was an idiot,” he said, then repeated what he’d already told me many, many times. “She asked me out that weekend. She wanted the two of us to go to Palm Island, rent a beach house there, wanted to talk about our future. So what do I tell her? I tell her I’ve already got a date, and she should go find a date of her own.”
He banged the bottle down on the table, and I could see then that he was drunker than I realized-it was a gesture that was far out of character for this man I knew well.
It was then that JoAnn reached across the table and tapped me on the wrist. “Hey, Doc, you recognize the guy Ransom’s talking to?”
Sitting near the end of the table, next to Tomlinson and Claudia, Amelia said, “I do. I recognized him right away.”
I followed her eyes to the bar, where Ransom was speaking to a group of three men sitting on stools. Successful professional types dressed in clothes chosen to make a statement about wealth, leisure, style. Chambray and Ralph Lauren, pleated khakis, waxed Topsiders, watch bracelets by Rolex and Tag Heur, something theatrical about the careful, windblown hairstyles of all three. Either actors, politicians, or realtors, I decided-although the best people in those fields wouldn’t have pushed the look so hard, made it so obvious. So I wasn’t surprised when JoAnn added, “That’s Gunnar Camphill. As in the Gunnar Camphill. The film star.”
When I didn’t respond immediately, she shook her head, her expression suggesting that I was hopeless, a hermit alien out of touch with the modern world.
Amelia said, “You’re kidding me. You don’t know the name? The guy’s been in only like four or five absolute box-office smashes.” She waited for a moment before adding, “You really don’t know what I’m talking about. I can see it. Know something, Ford? You are an unusual man.”
Then Amelia named some titles, a couple of which seemed familiar, but I don’t have a television and don’t go to movies, so I’d never seen the films. I sat there as JoAnn, still staring at the actor, explained to me, “He does these great action-adventure movies. Lots of car chases, or he’ll be like a Navy SEAL trapped on a hijacked airliner, only no one knows who he really is. I read this article. He actually is some kind of martial arts expert, only I don’t remember the Japanese name for whatever it is, and he pisses off a lot of people because he’s a big political activist. Environmental stuff mostly. He speaks at rallies and led some kind of boycott a couple months back. You know, very outspoken.” She paused, smiling. “Damn, he really is good-looking, isn’t he? And a lot bigger than I thought. Actors, I’ve seen a bunch of them, they’re almost always a lot shorter than you expect.”
Rhonda was listening now, the two women leaning shoulder to shoulder, having fun with it, ogling the film star. Claudia was right there with them. Fresh from Ohio, her first night in the tropics, and here was this movie icon. JoAnn said, “So out of all the women in the bar, who does the famous actor pick out to hit on? Ransom, of course. That sister of yours, Doc, we love her, you surely know that-but, speaking for Rhonda and me, we marina women don’t exactly need any more competition.”
Beside her, Rhonda laughed, nodding. “We’re not getting any younger-” she nudged me with her elbow, then whispered so no one else could hear, “not that we’re exactly over the hill. We still got some bounce in us. Which I guess you’d vouch for, huh?”
I smiled- no comment- pleased that these two friends of mine were happily starstruck. On the islands, we get a lot of vacationers from films, television, sports, music, and politics, men and women who are famous nationally and internationally. You get used to seeing them at Bailey’s General Store, or on the beach, or in the little shops and restaurants. No big deal. People who come to the islands can depend on their privacy being respected. So I was surprised that JoAnn and Rhonda were impressed, and I took it as a measure of the actor’s fame.