Tyner didn’t live in a house, he lived in a castle fortress. It was built on a mountaintop, at the end of a long series of muddy switchbacks, constructed of rebar and concrete, dug into the bare hillside like a sprawling bunker, a low-profile mansion built for luxury, comfort, and defense.
The complex had a half-dozen or more thick-walled out-buildings, some set far from the house-munitions warehouses, possibly-the entire compound consisted of at least ten acres, all of it contained by high, iron fencing-electrified, it looked to be-with a ribbon of concertina wire around the top.
As the driver steered us through the gate, onto the grounds, Tyner chattered away about the years of work it’d taken to get his complex properly built. How difficult it was to get good help out in the jungle. Told me about his redundant systems for generating electricity, potable water, communications, waste treatment, and the improvements he’d made to guarantee easy transportation by land, river, and air.
“The danger of living in the jungle,” he said, “is that the goddamn thing never quits. It’s always out there, pressing in. Stand too long in one place and the vines will grow up your legs, around your neck, and strangle you. The humidity seeps in and turns everything metal into rust”-he snapped his fingers-“that quick. If you don’t fight it every single day, it’ll swallow you alive. But why am I telling you? You know that.”
When Ron Iossi of the CIA told me there were some retired special ops guys out in the jungle getting rich, he was accurately describing Curtis Tyner. The man had all the imported toys: satellite dishes, cellular communications mini-tower, new pickup trucks, ATVs, skeet range, three-hole golf course, a massive garden patio with built-in barbecue grill and wet bar, and a competition-sized lap pool with a three-meter diving board. On the bottom of the pool, in golden tiles visible through the chlorinated water was a Latin motto: Vae Victis.
When I asked about it, he translated, “ Woe to the conquered. I’m surprised you don’t know it. It’s an old military expression. Dates back to Roman times.”
I told him, “Military history was never a main interest of mine.”
The man had an affection for maxims. Over the double doors that were the main entrance to the house, chiseled into the cement were the words: By Way of Deception, Do We Make War -that phrase, at least, I knew. Carved into the mantel over a wall-sized fireplace of raw stone was more Latin: Mors ad Barbarii.
This one, I didn’t bother asking about.
Inside, the place was furnished as impersonally as a model home. It was as if he didn’t live there. The building was a trophy-a thing to be shown, not used. The entrance hall was draped and carpeted, two stories high, and the dining room table was beautifully made, some kind of exotic black wood, and long enough to seat twenty or more beneath crystal chandeliers.
When I asked, “Do you get a lot of guests out here?”
Tyner replied. “Not yet. But I will. I’ve been making a few friends. I know a family in Bogota that I like a lot. There’s a priest there that I sometimes play golf with. But it’s tough out here. Socially speaking, I mean. You don’t want to associate with the locals too much. It undermines respect-I’m sure you understand what I mean.”
I thought to myself: This man’s insane. But I said, “Sure. In a place like this, a little distance is healthy.”
Each time I reminded him that I was in a rush, that I had a deadline if I wanted to save my friends, Tyner made a dismissing motion with his hands as if it were a minor problem, as if all my worries were over.
Once, he said, “Remanso? I own a piece of a Bell helicopter. I’ll call my pilot, have him pick us up. We can be there in an hour. There are two ways we can work it. We can pay the ransom in cash, make sure your friends are secure, then kill the bad guys. Or we can lure the bad guys out and do it surgically. That might be the most interesting way to approach it. As a classic problem-hostage rescue.”
When I replied, “I don’t have that much cash, so the ransom option won’t work,” Tyner seemed pleased that I’d opened the door to the subject.
“I’ve got cash, all you need,” he said. “You won’t believe how much money there’s to be made down here. After you eat, get some sleep, I’ll explain to you how it works. The way we could do it is, I lend you the cash. You give it to the turban-Kazan, you called him?-he gets the cash when your friends are safe. Then we pop him and as many bad guys as we can, get my cash back plus collect the bounty on the heads. See? We actually make a very sizeable profit. Outstanding! Something like this, I think of as an investment, man.”
Another time, he said, “I don’t know why you’re so dead set on involving the Colombian government in this, or calling your friends at the State Department. You really think those idiot Anfibios can do a better job than us? Think about it. This is a chance for the two of us to finally work together. You and me!”
Tyner had a staff of a couple dozen or so people, most of them teenage Latino girls, and a few stoic Indio men. “See a girl you like?” he told me. “Let me know, and she’s yours. The reason you need to talk to me is, I’ve got a personal relationship with three of them. All Castilian, all from Cali-where the prettiest women in the Americas come from. Other than those three, the choice is yours. But some things, a man won’t share, right?”
He assigned a girl to me, then one to Keesha, too, though he was visibly disappointed that I was taking a personal interest in Keesha’s well-being.
“Indio girls, man. The jungle’s thick with them. They breed in the bushes like rabbits, drop babies like it’s nothing. I don’t see why you’d waste your time.”
I told him, “This one may have saved my life. I kind of like her.”
From Tyner’s house on the mountaintop, I could look out the window of our guest suite and see a horizon of cloud forest, the black tree canopy silent, cavernous beneath a layer of white mist. It was a swollen presence, meticulous photosynthesis in relentless slow motion. Connected as they were, the forest and the eroding strip of mountainside, the yellow earth seemed an indecency, bare as private flesh, an exposure that needed covering. It drained into the only section of river that I could see, changing the water’s color to a bloody orange.
The two servant girls-there was nothing else to call them-led Keesha and me into the suite, and showed us the full refrigerator, the closets of generic clothing, and a massive sunken marble bathtub. When I told them that Keesha would need her own room, the Indio girl grabbed my arm, squeezing, and shook her head. “I stay with you. Not alone. Not for a moment. In this place, we will be always together.”
I could see that she was very frightened, and I didn’t blame her. Houses, even some buildings, have a feel to them. Tomlinson would be able to explain it more completely, but it’s true. Perhaps my impressions were colored by my subconscious assessment of Tyner’s employees-they never made eye contact, and they spoke in whispers-but this house had a dark feel to it, a kind of chilly dread. Even as solidly built as it was, it did not seem a thing of permanence in this vast place.
One servant girl brought us a stack of sandwiches-ham and cheese, and rare roast beef with onions. The other filled the sunken tub with hot water and bubbles.
Standing in the doorway of the huge bathroom, Keesha looked at the tub and said uneasily, “What form of soup is it that she is making?”
When I told her it was a place for bathing, Keesha thought about that for a moment, then nodded as if pleased-as if the bath were a good opportunity. Without commenting to me, she then told the servant girl to bring one of the Indio men to her immediately-a woman right at home giving orders.
Keesha’s conversation with the man was in a tribal language I didn’t understand, and very brief.