Keyes nodded and Haynes said, “Where do I sign?”
Howard Mott produced five bound photocopied legal documents from his briefcase, placed them on the desk, offered Haynes a ballpoint pen and said, “Sign each document at the blue X on each last page.”
Haynes quickly signed his name five times and said, “When do I get my money?”
Hamilton Keyes withdrew a plain white No. 10 envelope from the breast pocket of his dark blue double-breasted suit and handed the unsealed envelope to the senator. The senator opened it and took out five checks, three of them gray, two of them green.
“I have here five cashier’s checks for two hundred thousand dollars apiece. Two of the checks are drawn on the Riggs National Bank and three on American Security.”
He put the checks back in the envelope and handed it to Howard Mott, who looked at each check briefly, then passed them on to Haynes. Using the pen Mott had lent him, Haynes endorsed the checks and handed them back to Mott.
“Here you go, Howard. I’ll tell you what to do with them later.” Haynes rose and shook his head a little regretfully. “Well, gentlemen, it would’ve made a hell of a picture.”
He smiled at the senator, winked at Keyes, turned and left the room.
There was a long silence until the senator said, “I think that boy might’ve at least said, ‘Much obliged,’ or ‘Kiss my ass.’ ”
“You would think so, wouldn’t you?” said Howard Mott.
Forty-six
Haynes stood at a bank of three phones across the street from the faded tan brick building where the senator had his law offices and where the bachelor Speaker of the House of Representatives had long ago had an apartment. Haynes was turned around, facing the building, a phone to his ear, listening to Erika McCorkle relay a phoned-in report from Michael Padillo.
“It was her money?” Haynes said.
“Hers, not the spooks,” Erika said.
“Does Padillo believe it?”
“He’s ninety-nine percent convinced.”
“He’s coming out now,” Haynes said, hung up the phone and jaywalked across the street, catching up with Hamilton Keyes, who had stopped at the corner for a red light. Guessing that Keyes hated to be touched, Haynes grabbed his left elbow, ready to give its prime nerve an almost crippling squeeze — even through the dark blue cashmere topcoat.
“Let’s talk,” Haynes growled.
A startled Hamilton Keyes quickly recovered and, without turning, said, “About what?”
“Your wife and the three people she killed.”
That made Keyes turn and stare at Haynes. Haynes offered some clearly audible breathing through a slightly open mouth and also a noticeable collection of spittle in the mouth’s left corner.
“You’re really quite mad, aren’t you?” Keyes said.
“If you mean angry, pissed off and enraged, you fucking-A right I’m mad. Two of the three people she killed were friends of mine — my oldest friends. You got a car?”
Keyes tore his elbow loose from Haynes’s grasp, rubbed it and said, “Up the street.”
“Let’s go take us a ride and have us a talk then. Topic A will be the Undean memo.”
Keyes cocked his head to examine Haynes almost sympathetically. “You don’t even know you’re raving, do you?”
Haynes raised a forefinger to his lips. “Shhh. They’ll hear us.”
When they reached Keyes’s dark blue Buick sedan, Haynes stared at it for fifteen seconds, not moving, not even breathing.
“I’ve seen this fucking car before,” he said and walked slowly all the way around it, pausing to kick two of the tires. He then whirled on Keyes and said, “This is the fucking car she shot at me from.”
“She?”
“Your heiress wife. Muriel Lamphier Keyes.”
“Shot at you, did she?”
“Last night at the Bellevue Motel out in Bethesda where nobody knew I was, except Muriel. She used a twenty-two rifle, probably loaded with longs. Could’ve wiped me out if she’d wanted to. Hell of a good shot.”
“You saw her?”
“I saw this same exact car take off like a scalded snake right after she shot at me. Now I’m about to be taken for a ride in it. You might like coincidences, but I hate ’em.” Haynes sounded even less happy when he asked, “This really your car?”
Keyes quickly unlocked the passenger door, as if to prove ownership. Haynes got in. After Keyes was behind the wheel, Haynes said, “Muriel borrowed your car last night, right? Sure she did. Probably scooted over in the seat, rolled down this very same window, used the sill for a rest — maybe even had herself a scope — squeezed off three rounds, bang, bang, bang, and missed me by inches on purpose.”
Keyes started the engine and said, “I haven’t the slightest idea of what you’re talking about.”
“Stick up for her then. I don’t blame you.”
With a sigh, Keyes asked, “Where to?”
“Straight out Connecticut to the District line. Makes a nice drive and ought to give us plenty of time to talk.”
“About the Undean memo,” Keyes said, pulling away from the curb. “Whatever that is.”
Haynes said nothing for nearly two minutes, then snarled his question. “Where the fuck was she Sunday morning right after the big snow?”
“It’s none of your fucking business, but she was with an old friend in McLean.”
Haynes’s expression turned sly, his voice insinuating. “Muriel a pretty fair skier?”
“She didn’t go skiing in McLean.”
“No, but she skied right up to old Gilbert Undean’s front door in Reston, didn’t she? All masked and goggled and bundled up so nobody could tell if she was male, female or in between. Undean let her in. Can’t really blame him for that since she was pointing her piece at him. They go up the stairs to his office. Maybe they talk a little; maybe they don’t. Or maybe they reminisce about old times in Vientiane when Muriel got caught fucking some woman’s husband, and how the woman got mad and shot him and then fought Muriel for the gun, but Muriel won and shot the woman dead. All that was in the Undean memo.”
“Really,” Keyes said.
“This is all old stuff to you, isn’t it, Ham? In the memo it says you were the guy who brought the money from Saigon to Vientiane that paid off the slope general who covered the whole mess up. What a nasty piece of shit he must’ve been. But it wasn’t a total loss because that’s when you met Muriel, right?”
“That’s when I met her,” Keyes said, stopping for a light at Connecticut and Columbia Road.
“Can’t be too hard to fall for a beauty who’s got sixty million bucks in the bank. Most guys wouldn’t have any trouble at all — even if Muriel is kinda weird. Take old Gilbert Undean. He was still covering up for her after all these years.”
“Covering up what?” Keyes said, sounding a bit interested for the first time.
“In his memo Undean claims the two-hundred-thousand-dollar pay off to the slope general was spook money. But it wasn’t. It was Muriel’s. Of course, that’s no flash to you since you were the bag man who toted it to Vientiane.”
Keyes frowned, looking almost puzzled. “You’re claiming the two hundred thousand wasn’t agency money?”
“Hey! I said something he didn’t already know. Lemme ask you this: Where’d you pick up all that cash in Saigon? At a bank? The embassy?”
“It was delivered to me.”
“Who by?”
“You don’t ask.”
“White man?”
“Yes.”
“You sign for it?”
“Never.”
“Well, there you go. It wasn’t agency money. It was Muriel’s. You wanta know what really happened?”
Keyes shrugged.
“I didn’t hear that, Ham.”
“I’ll listen.”