8:51 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Yep, looks like Dad’s right. They’ve promised Eric will reemerge shortly.
8:53 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Mom is wigging. She wants Dad to check on Eric.
8:54 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She’s being kind of crazy. She’s talking about how the guy who sat in front of us never came back after he got hit by the shoe.
8:55 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE I don’t really see what that has to do with Eric. And besides, if I got hit by a flying shoe . . .
8:55 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Okay, Dad is going to check on Eric. Sanity restored.
8:56 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Here comes the ringmistress again. This is why Eric agreed to go backstage. With the fishnets and black panties, she’s very goth-hot.
8:56 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She’s being weird. She isn’t saying anything about the next act. She says if she goes off script they don’t let her out of the ring.
8:57 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE But she doesn’t care. She says she twisted her ankle and she knows tonight is her last night.
8:58 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She says her name is Gail Ross and she went to high school in Plano.
8:59 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She says she was going to marry her boyfriend after college. She says his name was Craig and he wanted to teach.
9:00 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She says she’s sorry for all of us. She says they take our cars and dispose of them while we’re in the tent.
9:01 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She says 12,000 people vanish every year on the roads with no explanation, their cars turn up empty or not at all and no one will miss us.
9:02 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Creepy stuff. Here’s Eric. His zombie makeup is really good. Most of the zombies are black and rotted, but he looks like fresh kill.
9:03 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Still got the hatchet in the neck. That looks totally fake.
9:03 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE He’s not very good at being a zombie. He isn’t even trying to walk slow. He’s really going after the ringmistress.
9:04 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE oh shit I hope that’s part of the show. He just knocked her down. Oh Eric Eric Eric. She hit the dirt really really hard.
9:05 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE They’re eating her like they ate the lion. Eric is playing with guts. He’s so gross. He’s going totally Method.
9:07 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Gymnastics now. They’re making a human pyramid. Or maybe I should say an INhuman pyramid. They’re surprisingly good at it. For zombies.
9:10 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Eric is climbing the pyramid like he knows what he’s doing. I wonder if they gave him backstage training or
9:11 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE He’s up high enough to grab the wall around the ring. He’s snarling at someone in the front row, just a couple feet from here. Wait
9:13 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE no lights fuck thta was stupid whyd they put out the
9:14 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE someones screaming
9:15 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE this is really dangerous its so dark and lots of people are screaming and getting up. im mad now you don’t do this to people you don’t
9:18 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE we need help we areacv
9:32 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE gtttttgggtttggttttttttgggbbbnnnfrfffgt
9:32 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE I cant say anything theyll hear. were beinb ver y qiuet wevegot a plas
10:17 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE were off i70 mom says it was exit 331 but we drove a long way the last town we saw was called ucmba
10:19 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE cumba
10:19 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE the people in the stands were all dead except for us and a few others and they were roped together tethered
10:20 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE please someone send help call UT state police not making this up
10:22 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE @caseinSD lease help you know me you know I wouldnt isnta joke
10:23 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE have to be quiet so I can’t call got the ringer is turned off
10:24 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE AZ state police mom says its arizona not UT our van is a white econlein
10:27 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE its quiet less screaming now less growling
10:50 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE theyre dragging people into piles
10:56 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE eating theyre eating them
11:09 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE the man who got hit by the shoe earlier walked by but he isn’t like he was he hes dead now
11:11 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE just mom and me i love my mom shes so brave i love her so much so much i never ment it none of the bad things not one i am with her i am
11:37 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE imso csared
11:39 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE theyresearching to see if anyone is left with flashlights the men in hazmat soups i say go out mom says no
11:41 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE were here were waiting for help please forward this to everyone on twitter this is true not an internet prank believe believe believe pleves
12:03 AM – 3 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE ohgod it was dad went by mom sat up and said his name and mom and dad and mom and dad
12:09 AM – 3 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE notdad oh my oh bnb nnnb ;;/’/.,/;’././/
12:13 AM – 3 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE /’/.
12:13 AM – 3 Mar from Tweetie