I would lose them unless I did something about it. I raced up to the barracks angrily. They looked annoyed: these two hussies cruising for a hunk were Helena Justina, my supposedly chaste darling, and my irresponsible youngest sister Maia. Maia muttered something that I lip-read as an obscenity.
"Ah, Marcus!" exclaimed Helena, without batting an eyelid. I noticed that her eyelids were brilliant with antimonized paste. "At last you have caught up with us-carry my basket now." She thrust it into my hands.
Dear gods, they were pretending I was some domestic slave. I was not having that. "I want a word with you-"
"I want a word with you! " hissed Maia, in genuine wrath. "I hear you've been giving drink to my husband-I shall beat you if it happens again!"
"We're just going in here," Helena announced, with the peremptory high-class disdain that had once flummoxed me into falling for her. "We want to see someone. You can either follow us quietly or wait for us outside."
Apparently their tip had been a huge one. The porter not only allowed them in, but bowed so low he nearly scraped his nostrils on the ground. He gave them directions. They swept past me, ignoring my glares. Whistling started up as soon as they were spotted by the riffraff inside, so I bit back my indignation and hurried after them.
The Saturninus barracks put Calliopus and his measly hutments in the shade. We passed a forge alongside an armory, then a whole suite of offices. The timberwork was sharp, the shutters were painted, the paths were neat and swept. The slaves skipping about all wore livery. One large courtyard was simply for show: perfectly raked golden sand, with cool white statues of naked Greek hoplites positioned ostentatiously between well-watered stone urns of dark green topiary. There was enough outdoor art to grace a national portico. The shrubs were manicured into boxtree peacocks and obelisks.
Beyond lay the palaestra, again huge and smart. The peace of the first courtyard gave way to highly organized bustle: more trainers' voices yelling than at the Calliopus establishment. More thumps and whacks of punchbags, weights, and wooden swords on dummy targets. In one corner rose the distinctive arched roofs of a private bathhouse.
My two womenfolk stopped, not as I hoped to apologize, but to pin their necklines more revealingly. As they threw their stoles over their shoulders with more of a swagger and pegged back their little slips of modesty veils, I made a last attempt to reason with them. "I'm horrified. This is scandalous."
"Shut up," said Maia.
I rounded on Helena. "While you're shaming yourself at a school for killers, where, may I ask, is our child?"
"Gaius is looking after Julia at my house," snapped Maia.
Helena condescended to explain swiftly, "Your mother told us about that note Anacrites received. We're using our initiative. Now, please don't interfere."
"You're visiting a damned gladiator? You're doing it openly? You have come without a chaperon or a bodyguard-and without telling me?"
"We are just intending to talk to the man," Helena cooed.
"Necessitating four bangles apiece and your Saturnalia necklaces? He may have killed a lion."
"Ooh lovely!" minced Maia. "Well he won't kill us. We're just two admirers who want to swoon over him and feel the length of his sword."
"You're disgusting."
"That," Helena assured me quite calmly, "is the general effect we were aiming for."
I could see they were both really enjoying themselves. They must have spent hours getting ready. They had raided their jewelry boxes for an eye-catching selection-then piled on everything. Dressed up as cheap bits with too much money, they were throwing themselves into it. I started to panic. Apart from any danger in this ludicrous situation, I had the awful feeling that my sensible sister and my scrupulous girlfriend might happily turn into flirting harridans, given the money and the chance. Helena, come to think of it, already possessed her own money. Maia, married to a determined soak who never bothered what she got up to, might well decide to seize the chance.
Rumex was minded by four world-weary slaves. As a slave himself he could not actually own them, but Saturninus had ensured that his prize fighter was pampered with a generous backup team. Perhaps female admirers paid for it.
"He's resting. No one can see him." Resting after what the spokesman did not say. I imagined the unsavory possibilities.
"We just wanted to tell him how much we adore him." Maia flashed the slaves a brilliant smile. The spokesman surveyed her. Maia had always been a looker. Despite four children she had kept her figure. She combed her dark, tight curls in a neat frame to her round face. Her eyes were intelligent, merry, and adventurous.
She was not pressing the slaves. She knew how to get what she wanted, and what Maia wanted tended to be a tad different. My youngest sister sometimes failed to follow the rules. She still had hopes. She disliked compromise. I worried over Maia.
"Leave whatever you've brought. I'll see that he gets it." The response was offhand.
Helena adjusted the gold collar at her throat; she was playing the nervous one, the one who was afraid they would be named in the scandal column of the Daily Gazette. "He won't know who sent it!" He won't care, I reckoned.
"Oh I'll tell him." The minder had given the brush-off to plenty before them.
Helena Justina smiled at him. It was a smile that said these two were not the same as all the others. If he chose to believe it, the message could be perilous-not least for Helena and Maia. I was in despair. "It's all right," Helena assured the man, with all the confidence of a senator's daughter who was up to no good. Her refined accent announced that Rumex had acquired himself a delicate devotee. "We didn't expect special treatment. He must have lots of people who are desperate to meet him. He's so famous. It would be such a privilege." I could see the men thinking this one was really innocent. I was wondering how I had ever hitched myself to a girlfriend who was actually so much less innocent than the rude tightrope-walking acrobats I had hankered for first. "It must be hard work for you," she commiserated. "Dealing with people who have no idea of allowing him any privacy. Do they get hysterical?"
"We've had our moments!" the spokesman had allowed himself to be lured into a chat.
"People throw themselves at him," Maia sneered knowingly. "I hate that. It's disgusting, isn't it?"
"All right if you can get it," laughed one of the slaves.
"But you have to keep a sense of proportion. Now my friend and me-" She and Helena exchanged the cloying glances of dedicated followers talking about their hero. "We follow all his fights. We know all his history." She listed it off: "Seventeen wins: three draws: twice down but the crowd spared his jugular and sent him back. The bout with the Thracian last spring had our hearts in our mouths. He was robbed there-"