How did I know Cyrus was one of the first rulers of the Persians, you ask? Hey. I don’t always ignore my husband when he’s prattling on about useless stuff.
“Wwwrrllgg!” I managed, wiping off what was dribbling down my disgusted chin. I forced what was left of the loathsome liquid down. “What the hell is this, kerosene?”
“We’re out of kerosene,” Derik said with no trace of a smile. This was far from the Derik I’d met before, who had been all smiles, charming and sexy and nice.
“I should have mentioned that my wife only likes drinks that come from a dirty blender,” Sinclair said. He was sitting across from Michael, who was behind his desk. I was sitting next to him; Jessica was on my right. Jeannie, done with handing out glasses of regurgitate, was pacing back and forth behind us. Like I wasn’t already nervous enough. “I take it you didn’t enjoy your first whiskey, dear one?”
Yeah, about as much as a tax audit, jerkhead. Guess I wasn’t as thirsty as I’d thought.
Sinclair nodded thoughtfully, his fist pressed under his nose to hide a smile. He hadn’t been reading my mind as long as I’d been able to read his (it’s a long story, and I come off kind of bad in it), so he was still in the wow-this-is-so-awesome stage, whereas I was at the fuck-you-I-have-no-privacy phase.
I fumbled frantically in my purse, found a tin of Altoids, and dumped half of them in my mouth. I crunched them up like they were Rice Krispies, relishing the way the mint overpowered the yuck-o booze. Zow! The potent little buggers were really clearing out my sinuses; my eyes were all but watering. Which would have been a good trick, since my eyes don’t water.
“Let me begin by saying we appreciate you bringing Antonia home to us.”
“Nnnn prbm,” I crunched, trying not to cough. Dammit! Probably shouldn’t have dumped such a big mouthful into my gaping piehole. Probably shouldn’t have done a lot of things this week.
“It was no trouble, and the least we could do,” Sinclair said, speaking as calmly and colorlessly as Michael while I crunched furiously. I wondered if that was the royal “we.” “It was an honor to escort her back home.”
“My understanding is that she was shot several times in the head, protecting you,” Michael said calmly. Calmly, but a muscle beside his eye twitched.
I tried not to stare, and failed. I gave serious thought to getting up and spitting my mashed Altoids into his spotless wastebasket, but just didn’t dare. It seemed . . . what was the word Eric would use? Undiplomatic.
With a mighty effort, I swallowed the minty lump down, gagged briefly, and sneezed. Beside me, I could sense Sinclair rolling his eyes and either trying not to smirk, or thinking up an excuse for me. I’d deal with him later.
“Yes, that’s right,” I replied with startlingly fresh breath. I managed to stifle the second sneeze. “She saved me.”
“Why?”
Huh. That didn’t seem very nice. My tongue ran away before I could stop it: “Because she lost a bet?”
There was a loud hissing sound, like everyone had gasped at the same time. I looked at my lap and muttered, “Sorry. Too soon?”
“What could bullets have done to a vampire?” Michael continued, unmoved by my terrific breath and sarcastic observations. And that was the $50,000 question. Because it was only recently that vampires realized werewolves existed, and vice versa. Michael probably assumed our vampirism was straight out of a bad horror movie. And who could blame him? I hadn’t thought lead bullets would hurt a werewolf.
“What would bullets in the brain do to anyone?” Sinclair replied quietly, totally screwing up my assumption. “There was no chance anyone could have regenerated.”
Michael had tipped back in his chair and was staring at the ceiling. “Mmmm.” Then he had all four legs of his chair on the floor and met all our gazes.
Well. Almost all. His gaze kept skittering over the sleeping BabyJon. He hadn’t asked one question about the baby, made one comment, not even a careless, “Cute kid.” And from what I’d heard, he was a devoted dad who loved ankle biters, nose miners, whatever.
But he wouldn’t look at BabyJon. And that was very strange. So strange it was starting to make me nervous.
“I hope the baby isn’t bothering you,” I said, to which Michael had no reply. Now he was locking gazes with Derik. It was like he hadn’t even heard me—which was bullshit, given what I knew about werewolf hearing.
Why ignore an infant? To what purpose? And why was it making me so nervous?
I was rocking BabyJon’s seat with my toe as he slept, trying to get a handle on my feelings. Hey, it wasn’t like I had to worry about bad breath at the moment. Quite the opposite, in fact. And sure, this was a stressful scene, but they had all seemed nice enough when I’d met them earlier.
After all, we could have gotten a much nastier reception. Much nastier. But nobody had so much as waved a crucifix in our direction. No one had attacked us yet, to be sure. So why was I practically shaking?
Sinclair was frowning at me picking up my nervousness, but not the cause. All I could do was lift my left shoulder in a tiny shrug, the international “tell you later” gesture.
Besides, I had other things to focus on. Derik, for instance. He’d been so different when he’d come to the mansion looking for Antonia a couple months back. Friendly and charming and funny and sooo cute . . . though I usually didn’t go for blonds.
In fact, the only time he’d gotten upset was when he followed me to BabyJon’s nursery and—and—
I could almost hear the click as the reason behind my sudden nervousness clunked home: Derik kept giving BabyJon a wide berth, and Michael didn’t even seem to see him. Which was impossible; you couldn’t hide a twenty-pound infant surrounded by a pastel car seat, not when it was right out on the floor and smelling like formula and stale powder.
Now that I thought about it, Jeannie was the only one who had acknowledged BabyJon; she had stroked his feathery black hair once we had him buckled in the limo, and complimented me on his good looks. I wasn’t sure if I could take the credit for those or not, so I’d just nodded.
But Derik . . . Derik had followed me to the nursery once, taken one look at the baby, and nearly broken his neck on the stairs while trying to achieve distance. There was so much other shit going on at the time, I’d completely forgotten about it until now.
I dared not forget again . . . something was wrong with this baby. Or with any werewolf who came in contact with him.
And I didn’t like that. At all.
Now Derik and Jeannie were pacing behind us, which was just as nerve-wracking as it sounds. But whenever Derik got near BabyJon, he would veer off. And Michael, as I said, couldn’t see him at all.
And they weren’t even aware of it. Derik could have been avoiding a mud puddle for all the emotion he showed, and Michael, who could and did hold everyone’s gaze in the way only an alpha Werewolf could, wasn’t looking at BabyJon.
All of a sudden, I had a brand-new problem dumped in my lap. Just what I needed. I’d have rather had a new pair of Prada pumps dumped on me.
Chapter 9
Why did I seize so quickly on the possibility that BabyJon was special? Well, consider our sister, Laura, who was still back in Minnesota but still very much in my thoughts as I whispered super-minty breath across the mahogany expanse that separated me from the alpha male of Antonia’s werewolf Pack.
Laura, an impossibly beautiful, naïve, and sweet blonde, was raised by a minister and his wife, which partially explained why she was currently a tireless worker for charities, as well as a cheerful and frequent Goodwill volunteer.