“Yeah, you're going to have to slow that one down and run it by me again.”
“I'm. Here. To. Prove. That. I'm. No. Danger. And. We. Can. Be. Friends. If. You. Didn't. Shrivel.”
“That's okay, I think I can piece together the rest. Trouble is, blondie, why should I ever believe anything you tell me, ever again?”
“Oh, jeez!” I threw my hands up in the air. “How long are you going to hold that one thing against us? I've told you and told you, I was a new vampire and didn't know the rules!”
“Yeah, so you fucking mind-raped me.”
I noticed that, like me, he tended to swear more when he was nervous or mad.
“Anything sounds bad when you say it like that,” I conceded sulkily, staring out the passenger window.
He made a sound that might have been a snort, or a muffled laugh. When I looked, he had his cop face back on.
“So where are we going?”
“What a tactful, yet subtle way to change the subject.”
“Fine. Don't tell me. Keep being the biggest, most gigantickest asshole – ”
“Gigantickest?” he said, delighted. “Are you using word-a-day toilet paper again? Okay, okay, don't pout. And don't enlighten me about vampire toilet habits, I don't think I could stand it. I've managed to run down a couple of leads and thought I'd bring my favorite dead enforcer with me to see what's what.”
“I thought you said your vigilante killer was a cop? Or cops, plural?”
“I did.”
“So how can we check on them without, I dunno, scaring them? Tipping them off?”
“Very carefully. I've been running down when the murders took place – best as the M.E. can tell us, anyway – with the duty logs of the ones I think might be capable of something like this.”
“Oh.” That was really smart. And just laced with common sense. Exactly why I never would have thought of it. God, I'd be the worst police officer. I knew that about myself, had always known it, which was why it was kind of a thrill to be in a police car (the front seat, anyway), helping solve murders. Well. Coming along for the ride while someone else solved murders. “Huh. Okay.”
“Do you know much about guns, Betsy?” He indicated his service piece. “If you're ever in a situation where you need to shoot a guy to save my ass, could you do it?”
“Wait. Do you hate me now because I'm a ruthless vampire who has killed before, or do you hate me because I'm a careless dimwit who can't be trusted with this power?”
“You mean, right now? Right this minute, why do I hate you?” he asked in a voice that was almost – so close! – teasing. “Do I have to choose? God, so many choices...”
“I don't have a lot of use for handguns,” I said after a glance at the pistol at his waist. “Mostly I know about shotguns from goose hunting with my mom, and rifles for target practice.”
“The professor hunts?”
“The professor can shoot the eye out of a squirrel at two hundred yards. I'll tell you who knows a ton about guns – Tina. She's an expert. You should get with her sometime.”
“No thanks,” he said curtly, and just like that, our fragile whatever it was came to an end.
Chapter 24
Nick dropped me off at about two-thirty in the morning, not remotely discouraged, although it looked to me like his leads hadn't panned out. At least he was being (relatively) friendly again, so I didn't say anything to wreck it. I just waved good-bye and trudged into the mansion.
Where a grim Sinclair and a fretful Jessica were waiting for me.
“Whaaaat?” I whined, moodily pulling off my Herrera boots. “What'd I do? I didn't do it. I'm pretty sure it was Marc. No, wait. Cathie!” Cathie, the ghost-gone-walkabout, who I could actually use to help me with the hunt. She was usually convenient for blame. Of course, if she'd been there, I never would have gotten away with it.
She'd been killed by a serial killer (who was later killed by my sister, Laura, who had a spectacular temper tantrum in the killer's basement) and, even after his death, had hung around being my ghostly secretary of sorts. If ghosts showed up needing help, Cathie would try to help them herself... and only if she couldn't would she then let the ghost bother me. Plus, she was super funny and nice. I missed having her around. Even more so now that the Ant was pestering me.
“Sinclair told me,” Jessica said without preamble.
“About what?” I asked, totally at a loss. Man, I'd have to drink some blood soon. I was getting dumber by the hour.
“About Nick's little murder project,” she said grimly, and I winced.
“That wasn't nice,” I said to Sinclair, the reproach quite clear in my tone.
“ 'Nice' is the least of my concerns, or interests. He is trying to get you killed, or at least cares not if you're hurt. If I could tell his superior without jeopardizing our secret, I would.”
“You'd tattle to his boss! Oooh, that's really mean.” I walked into the parlor and carefully flopped down onto a fainting couch, which someone had probably lugged over on the Mayflower.
“I'll deal with him later,” she swore, and I almost felt sorry for the guy. “I just wanted to make sure you got back all right.”
“Sure I did. Heck, it didn't even pan out. It was an evening of driving around, basically. Feel bad for him, he was the one trapped in a car with me.” In fact, a couple of times he had rolled his window down and hung out his head like a dog, screaming into the wind. Heh.
“And I,” Sinclair said, “wished to attempt to convince you, once again, to leave police matters to the police. We have other things to attend to.”
“Oh, like I would have been any help to you and Tina tonight.”
Sinclair lifted his left shoulder up about half a centimeter, which, for him, was the same as a shrug of agreement.
“Like I said, it was one big safe boring evening. No problems. And,” I added, looking around the small, peach-colored parlor, “I assume the Fiends haven't been back?”
“No, thank God.”
“Did you and Tina learn anything?”
“Oh, this and that,” Sinclair said vaguely, which either meant (a) he had gobs of tidbits he didn't want to spill in front of Jessica, (b) he had nothing, or (c) he had plenty, but didn't want to worry me.
“So. Let's go to bed?”
“Do that,” Jessica muttered, turning around like a soldier doing an about-face and marching out of the parlor. “I've got to call Nick.”
“Very, very mean,” I told my husband, as I followed him up the stairs. “Ratting Nick out like third graders squealing about who stole the chocolate milk. Nice!”
Sinclair shrugged again. I pulled our bedroom door shut and jumped on his back.
“Ah?” he managed, looking around for his suit hanger.
“I'm starving,” I purred into his left ear.
The hanger, which he had just picked up, went sailing over our right shoulders. Then he reached back, got my coat in a fist, and yanked me off of him, over him, and flopped me onto the bed.
“Then let's eat,” he said, and fell upon me like a scary fairy-tale monster, only a whole lot sexier and, let's face it, better dressed.
Chapter 25
The sun fell down the next night, but I'd been awake for about an hour by the time it was full dark. Still wasn't taking my increasing resilience to sunlight for granted, and still not trying to rub it in to Tina and Sinclair who were, after all, much older than I was.
I knew it was a real treat to be able to go for a walk outside in the late afternoon. I'd paid for it, though, thanks to the Faustian bargain that was the Book of the Dead. (Sinclair lost a bet once when he didn't think I knew what Faustian meant; but there's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.)