I heard Tina flip open the seat on the stern (you could sit on it, but it held life jackets and things... sort of like a padded cedar chest), rummage around, and produce – ack! – a stake. The boat that had everything!
Garrett sank to his knees. “All you say is true, bold king,” he said to the deck.
“Marc, Jessica, step to the back. You don't want to get splashed.”
“Now wait just a fucking minute!” I slapped the stake out of Tina's hand so hard she nearly plunged overboard. (And what other nasty implements of death were in that chest?)
I marched over and hauled Garrett to his feet. The book rocked alarmingly, then steadied. “This is a monarchy, right, Sinclair? And if the Book of the Dead is right, I outrank you. I was born the queen; you had to fuck me to get your crown.”
And oh, boy, I still got pissed if I thought that one over too carefully.
“So I'll be the one to say who gets staked.” I shook Garrett, who drooped at the end of my arm. “Stand up straight! Defend yourself! Be a man of the early twentieth century, for God's sake – ignorant yet sure of your superiority.” (We were sure he'd been killed in the thirties or forties.)
“Ever the graceful hostess,” Sinclair commented.
“Besides, smart guy, you didn't even notice that every time Antonia left town, Garrett was leaving the house and feeding other vampires. Too busy looking for new companies to buy?”
“Touché,” Tina muttered, not looking happy about it. Watching over the estate, including the Fiend farm, was part of her job, but she knew I preferred to yell at Sinclair rather than her.
“So, Garrett, where were we? What's the rest of the story?”
“My plan worked,” he continued miserably. “Too well, I fear... my comrades wanted to know where they were, what had happened to them. Unlike me, they were – were displeased to find themselves – ”
“Stuck on an abandoned farm full of animal blood?” Jessica suggested.
“Exactly so. I tried to emphasize the queen's goodness in letting them live, tried to explain that she had set us free by killing our jailor, but they only became more enraged. Essentially, they could not understand – ”
“Why you and not them?” Marc asked.
“What?” I cried. “So this is my fault?”
“Looks like,” Jessica replied.
“They were so angry,” Garrett said dolefully.
“Angry? After you saved them? Ungrateful brutes. Besides, with Nostro dead, what's to be mad about?” Marc asked.
“Ah, let me count the ways,” Sinclair purred. And he did just that, ticking the points off on his long, slender fingers. “They are angry because they are old vampires with no real power. Deprived of live blood for so long, like Garrett, they will never have real power. They are angry about, as they see it, being dumped on a farm, and never mind that it was for the public's safety.”
“But it was!” I cried.
“The vampire queen puts vampires first, my dearest. As I have repeatedly told you. Next – ”
“I don't wanna hear any more,” I groaned.
“ – they are angry that a new queen has been in power for two years and done nothing to help them – ”
“Nothing! I stopped you from killing them about nine times!”
“ – angry that the new queen knows she could have 'cured' them at any time (case in point, the happily married, articulate Garrett), and, finally, extremely angry that they've been given silly nicknames.”
“That wasn't the queen,” Tina said loyally. “That was Alice.”
“Alice is dead,” Garrett said.
“Happy, Skippy, Trippy, Sandy, Benny, Clara, and Jane killed her?” I said, horrified.
“I tried to stop them, but they are many, and I am one. I only barely escaped myself. Alice...” He looked away, out over the water. “Died cursing me.”
“And then you led them straight to the queen.”
Garrett shivered. “I had not – thought of that. My only thought was to return to safety. One of them followed me. He must have picked up the queen's scent – from my clothes, I think – and – ”
“Blown past you, beat you to the mansion. You fell for the oldest trick in the book,” Marc said, not unkindly. “Leading the bad guys to the good guys.”
“I am a coward. I was afraid to be alone, and now I have endangered you all.”
“Well, now, uh, that's a little harder to defend,” I admitted, “but you didn't set out to do bad.”
Sinclair made a disgusted sound and threw his hands up in the air. “Elizabeth, really!”
“If I went around killing everyone who made a mistake, I'd be pretty damned lonely,” I snapped back. I actually patted the trembling Garrett. “Nobody's going to kill you, Garrett.”
“Well, maybe some of his old friends,” Jessica said helpfully.
“Yeah,” I sighed. “There's that. Ideas?”
Chapter 8
We (Sinclair) decided to go to the farm to check out the scene of the crime. We (Sinclair) figured it was best to see if things were as bad as Garrett intimated. And no one was in a rush to get back to the mansion.
Nostro had, once upon a time, owned this property, and I had been, once upon a time, a prisoner here. And getting here had taken no time at all... once Tina's cell got a signal, she made a call, Sinclair docked the boat at some teeny marina, and an empty, idling SUV was waiting for us.
“It's good to be the king,” Marc murmured in my ear, as we all climbed in, making me giggle.
Under no circumstances would Jessica and Marc allow themselves to be dumped somewhere safe. The argument got so heated that Sinclair pulled over on a quiet corner of Minnetonka (at this hour, every corner in Minnetonka was quiet) so we could disembark onto the sidewalk and discuss (read: shriek) it without endangering nearby traffic.
It was only when I saw Sinclair gliding behind Jessica when I realized (a) she couldn't hear him, and (b) what his plan was.
“Don't you dare knock her unconscious!”
“I wasn't going to!” Marc yelled back, flinching away from me.
“Or him, either,” I added, noticing Tina sidling up to Marc.
“It would have been for their own safety,” El Sneako grumbled.
“We're perfectly safe,” Marc said, but then, he would. He loved all things vampire. Given that he'd been about to hurl himself from a tall building to escape his boring life when I met him, I couldn't entirely blame him. “We've got the king and queen of the vampires with us and, a, um, shell of a vampire to bring up the rear.”
For Garrett had been no good at all since we got off the boat. He shivered, he shook, he tried to curl up. It was obvious that, since we weren't going to kill him, being outside made him miserable. For the first time I noticed how torn his clothing was, though his injuries had healed. Old, Sinclair had said, and that was certainly true. But not powerful. Never powerful. There had been a time after I brought him home like a stray when we thought... but no.
Old, but not powerful. Poor guy.
As we grumpily climbed back into the SUV, I wondered again about power. What, exactly, made a vampire powerful? Not age, certainly (I was two!), or at least, not just age. I had been told that, like me, Sinclair had risen strong. Most vampires went through a ten-year phase where they'd do anything for blood and couldn't remember their own names.
Was determination a factor? Anger, hate, vanity? Hmm, that last could explain my meteoric rise to power...
“We're here,” Sinclair said abruptly, braking hard enough to make my seat belt lock (force of habit; no real reason to wear the thing these days). “And you two will stay here. I mean it, Marc. Jessica. Remain in this vehicle, or I will be cross.”