Ben glowed gold and sparkly with intellectual pleasure. “You’ve both seen it?”
“Not just us. Plenty of people who didn’t know what they saw, or who died right afterward,” I said.
That made Ben a little grimmer as he asked, “What does it look like? What kind of forms does it throw?”
“It’s a two-ended sea serpent—kind of like a hairy snake with a head at each end and a human face in the middle. Its the human face that does the talking.
The snake ends just hiss and bite. It shows various forms—I saw Ouroboros, a gorgon, a multi-headed dog with snakelike necks for each head, a dragon, and a kind of snake with hands. Oh, its default form seems to have clawed hands near the human face and horns on the snake heads. And it sometimes acts as a guard to the house of the gods, sometimes helps hunters and warriors, but its also a bit of a trickster and very, very hungry.”
I thought Ben was going to dance with glee, once again caught up in the excitement of his favorite subject. “Let me think, let me think,” he muttered, scrabbling in his books and papers. He found a pen and made a bunch of quick notes on the back of a legal pad that was already full of other notes on the pages. “Repetition of the snake theme… guardian… warrior… helper… hungry… multi-headed… Oh, man. Its the universal monster.”
“Huh,” Quinton and I both said.
“Well, you know your Campbell, right? His ideas about monomyth—universal themes in myth and religion—and universal heroes?”
We both nodded—it’s hard to avoid Campbell’s The Hero with a Thousand Faces in college.
“OK, well… he’s a bit overblown and people always forget his sources—Joyce, Mann, Frobenius, Spengler—but there is good support for the idea of universal—or at least widespread and recurring—themes in myth. What you’ve encountered is a great example. The guardian, the serpent god, the helper and slayer of warriors. It comes up again and again. So… my guess is that the shapes it shows are the various forms by which it’s known in different cultures and it can speak the languages of all of those cultures which call it into being.”
Quinton interrupted. “I only saw the one form—the double-ended snake with the head in the middle.”
“Oh?” Ben looked puzzled. “Why is that do you think?”
Quinton scoffed. “Because that’s the shape I was expecting. Harper is the one who sees magic things. I just see what’s there to be seen.”
“Did you have any idea what you might see before you encountered it?” Ben asked.
“Yes,” Quinton replied. “We’d been told by an old Indian woman what it was and what it looked like.”
Ben grinned. “Clearly the monster’s appearance fulfills the expectations of the viewer. Of course Harper sees multiple forms—she sees the magic, so she sees it all. Wonderful! I hadn’t thought of it.”
“Well, it’s fine to see it, just not too close,” I said. “It’s big and it’s got lots of teeth in those heads. If we run into it again—and we have to if we’re to get rid of it—we need to keep it from eating us before we can send it away.
It understands English and speaks a little, but mostly it spews words in dozens of languages at once, which makes it hard to understand.”
“I’m sure it would pick just one if you get its attention long enough,” Ben suggested.
“That’s kind of tricky,” I protested. “Its default form seems to be the native legend—the double-ended sea serpent—and that version doesn’t speak English. Also, I don’t think any of those forms are really native English speakers. Unless it turns out to be Grendel in disguise, too.”
Ben shook his head. “No, Grendel isn’t that archetype and he would have spoken Old English at best, not modern.”
“Well, then…”—I hesitated to ask, since I was already in the doghouse with one member of the Danziger family—“would you come with us to talk to it? Assuming we can catch it? We need to figure out where it came from and who controls it. There’s also an ogress around somewhere who can call it back to her side, and we’d like to send the whole bunch back to the gods and keep any more homeless from being lunch.”
“Well, you can’t compel gods or their helpers; you can only argue with them and get them to agree to leave,” Ben said. “You’ll have to gain the agreement of this ogress to send the monster home after you separate the monster from whoever is currently using its powers.”
“We’re not sure who controls it,” Quinton reminded me, “but we can find out. But we’ll have to catch the thing eventually and it’s not likely we can just throw a rope around its neck and drag it to the zoo. We may need to persuade it.”
“Legends are full of that kind of lawyering—you can’t just banish power from the gods and you can’t kill gods or their guardians. If it’s a clever monster, bargaining will appeal to it,” Ben agreed, nodding. “Yes, I’ll go. I’d be stupid not to. I’ve never seen an incorporeal beastie before.”
“This thing is not incorporeal,” I warned. “It’s got real teeth and they chew through real concrete walls. And if anything happens to you on this excursion, Mara will probably kill me.”
“She’s not like that.”
“She seems plenty upset with me at the moment.”
“I think she’s more upset with herself—we both feel a bit like Ted Bundy’s neighbors. ‘He was such a nice ghost, so quiet…’ Its unsettling and we both wonder what else we may have missed seeing.” Ben raised his eyebrows at me.
I shook my head. “I don’t know of anything else. And I only suspected Albert because his behavior didn’t add up in my mind. So far, my experience with lively ghosts has been predominantly unpleasant.”
“I know…”
“I don’t think this monster business is going to be a lot more fun, but it’s at least something I don’t have to chase on my own. So,” I added, standing up, “you guys ready to go catch monsters?”
Ben stood up and put his glass aside. “I don’t have anything I’d rather be doing. I’ll let Mara know I’m going. I’ll meet you in the hall.”
Quinton and I nodded and we all trooped down the first flight of stairs. Ben peeled off to find Mara on the second floor while Quinton and I continued to the first.
As we stood in the entry hall, I concentrated on buttoning my coat. “So… what about the nickname?” I asked.
“The—? Oh,” he said, remembering our interrupted conversation upstairs. “My mother’s name is Quinn.”
“And you’re Quinn’s son. Quinn’s son becomes Quinton… That’s a terrible pun.”
“It stuck for a while. But my dad never used it—I don’t know if he even knew it existed—and I never used it around my employers. Everyone there called me J.J.”
Once again, Ben’s appearance was ill—or perhaps well—timed and we dropped the conversation to pile into the Rover and head to Pioneer Square in search of Sisiutl, or his hunting buddy—whichever we got to first.
I let Quinton and Ben out at Second and Cherry so I could scout a parking space Laguire’s watchers wouldn’t pick up instantly and Ben and Quinton could walk down the Cherry Street side of the Square. I found a space on Western and sat in the truck a few minutes to check my cell phone for the first time in twenty-four hours.
I wasn’t surprised to see that the intrusion alarm had signaled my phone about six p.m. on Monday. They’d probably walked into the building and hidden until most of the offices cleared out, and then picked my less-than-stellar locks and been on their way in minutes. I’d have to be very careful what I said in my office for a while. I made note of the other numbers and messages on a pad of paper and shut the phone down again, removing the battery as Quinton had instructed. It was a pain, but I couldn’t risk being stalked by Laguire and her minions. With no other way to find me—and through me, Quinton—I hoped they’d keep their eyes on my office and not start prowling around, stirring up trouble.