The tour group replied in unison, “Yes.”
I hate tour groups, but the alternative in this case — a police car — might actually be worse, but not by much.
I saw a border cop walking toward the bus, and he got on.
I needed to tie my shoelaces, which I did, and so did Susan. Meanwhile, the woman next to her was keeping up a non-stop rap and to the cop it must have looked like she was talking to herself.
I could hear the tour guide and the cop exchanging words, and I figured it was only a matter of seconds before the cop would be tapping me on the shoulder. I glanced at Susan, who was looking at me, and we kept eye contact.
After what seemed like eternity plus a few minutes, I heard the hydraulic sound of the door closing. A second later, the bus was in gear and moving. Nevertheless, Susan and I kept tying our shoes until the bus was out of the station area and on the road.
I sat up, and so did Susan. I said to her, “Hi, I’m Paul. Is this your first time in Vietnam?”
She closed her eyes, put her head back on the headrest, and took a long, deep breath. The lady next to her never missed a beat and kept jabbering.
The bus headed south, and the setting sun came in through the right-side windows. We both took off our blue Montagnard scarves and put them in our backpacks. I said to Susan, “Where you from?”
She replied, “Please shut up.”
The woman beside her took offense, shut up, and turned toward the window.
Susan said to her, “Sorry. I was talking to this pest.”
The woman turned toward me and gave me a hard look.
I glanced at the tour guide, who was standing near the driver, facing the rear. I saw that he was looking at me, and our eyes met for half a second, then he looked away.
I had no idea what motivated him to keep his mouth shut, but it probably had a lot to do with fear; not of Susan and me, but of the cop. Taking a few bucks from unauthorized passengers was a small offense; harboring fugitives, even unintentionally, could get him fined, fired, and arrested. This was a country that was running scared, and I’ve been in countries like that, and that could work for or against the authorities. This time, it worked against them. Next time, we might not be so lucky.
The bus continued on a wide street, and the guide said, “So, we now come to Chuong Duong Bridge, who go over Song Hong — Red River. Beautiful river. You take picture.”
Everyone dutifully took photos of the bridge and the Red River. The guide said, “We go now Hanoi. Hoan Kiem District — Old Quarter. Very beautiful. You take picture.”
We crossed the bridge into the Old Quarter of Hanoi, and the streets and sidewalks were crowded, but not nearly as bad as Saigon. In fact, instead of the frenzied, horn-honking suicidal motorists and pedestrians of Saigon, there was a quiet determination on everyone’s faces here, a slower and more purposeful movement of people and vehicles. I was reminded of army ants in a terrarium.
The buildings were mostly French colonial, very quaint, very run-down, but still charming. There were lots of leafy trees on the streets, and if it weren’t for the signs in Vietnamese, I could imagine I was in a French provincial town, which is where I’d rather be.
On the horizon, I could see the lights of towering new skyscrapers. I said to Susan, “It’s not as grim as I imagined.”
Susan excused herself from the one-way conversation with the woman and said to me, “Looks are deceiving.”
“Don’t be negative. Visualize success.”
She was in no mood for me and turned her attention back to Blabbermouth.
I looked out the window again. I recalled that we’d never actually bombed the center of Hanoi; just the military targets on the outskirts of the city, which is why it still looked French and not East German. I didn’t recall, however, the U.S. getting any favorable press for sparing the central city. It’s hard to put a good spin on bombing attacks, even sensitively planned ones.
The bus made its way through the narrow, winding streets. The guide was giving a running commentary, and he, too, didn’t congratulate the Americans for leaving the Old Quarter intact. People don’t appreciate Americans.
The guide said, “Tomorrow, we see Ho Chi Minh tomb, Ho Chi Minh house, Lenin monument, Army Museum, Air Defense Museum, and lake in city where American B-52 bomber crash and still in lake.”
I said to Susan, “We’re going to miss all of that.”
She didn’t reply.
I glanced out the window, then asked Susan, “Do you know where we are?”
She replied, “I have a general idea where we are. Do you have any idea where we’re going?”
I hadn’t actually thought much beyond the immediate problems as they had evolved. In truth, I never thought we’d get this far, but we had, so now I needed to figure out where we were going to spend the night. I said to her, “Well, we can’t go to the embassy or the Metropole if they’re looking for us. How about your Hanoi office?”
She replied, “My office is closed, I don’t have a key, and it may be watched.”
“Can you call one of your employees at home?”
She said, “I don’t want to get them involved.”
“You mean none of them are working for the CIA?”
She didn’t reply.
I said, “Well, I have a contact in the embassy. His name is John Eagan, FBI guy here on assignment. I’ll call him tomorrow from a pay phone and arrange a rendezvous somewhere.”
She said, “You know the embassy phones are tapped. Don’t you have a pre-arranged rendezvous?”
“No. But I can work it out.” I asked her, “Do you know what a big ugly fucker is?”
“I’m sitting across from one.”
I smiled. “It’s a B-52 bomber. Military slang. Someone in the embassy should know that. The military attaché, Colonel Marc Goodman, will know.”
The lady next to Susan was eavesdropping on our conversation, and her hoop earrings were sticking straight up.
I asked Susan, “Do you know the lake where the big ugly fucker is?”
The lady’s eyes widened. Susan smiled and nodded.
“Good. That’s our rendezvous. Eagan is the guy. Just in case we’re separated. Okay?”
Again, she nodded.
I asked her, “Who’s your contact in the embassy?”
She didn’t reply for a second, then said, “Also Eagan.”
I didn’t pursue that.
I said, “As for tonight, we should try to find an American who will let us share his or her hotel room. But not this group.”
She replied, “I’ll have no problem finding someone who will share his hotel room with me. Where are you sleeping?”
“Brothel.”
“Not in this city.”
Susan seemed to be thinking, then said to me, “Actually, there is a place we can go tonight…”
By the expression on her face, I thought she meant an old lover, which would not have been my first choice of overnight accommodations. But then she said, “I was invited to a reception tonight… at the American ambassador’s residence.”
“Really? Am I invited?”
“That depended.”
“On what?”
“On whether or not we got to Hanoi tonight.”
I think it mostly depended on whether I was alive or dead. I said, “I thought you told me everything.”
She didn’t make eye contact and replied, “My presence at this reception was tentative, and not important.”
“I see. So, let me guess who’s at this reception. Well, since the Vice President is in town, I’ll take a wild guess that Edward Blake is the guest of honor.” I looked at her.
She nodded.
“And you are supposed to brief him about some subjects that he may have some interest in.”