I can't hear youwhat did you say?
They're drilling on the street!
Close the window.
I can'tI'll suffocate!
This is a long homeroom?
What's today's date?
It's September, stupid!
Your attention, please, I'm not finished:
SINCE IT IS DIFFICULT TO PROVIDE ADEQUATE SEATING SPACE FOR ALL STUDENTS UNDER EXISTING FACILITIES, THE OVERFLOW IS TO STAND IN THE AISLES UNTIL THE SALUTE TO THE FLAG AND THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER ARE COMPLETED, AFTER WHICH THE OVERLOW MAY NOT REMAIN STANDING IN THE AISLES UNLESS SO DIRECTED FROM THE PLATFORM. THIS IS A FIRE LAW. DR. CLARKE WILL EXTEND A WARM WELCOME TO ALL NEW STUDENTS; HIS TOPIC WILL BE "OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE." ANY STUDENT FOUND TALKING OR EATING LUNCH IN ASSEMBLY IS TO BE REPORTED AT ONCE TO MR. McHABE.
Water! I gotta have water! My throat is parching!
He thinks he's funny!
May I have your attention?
No!
TOMORROW ALL Y2 SECTIONS WILL FOLLOW TODAY'S PROGRAM FOR X2 SECTIONS WHILE ALL X2 SECTIONS WILL FOLLOW TODAY'S PROGRAM FOR Y2 SECTIONS.
Where do we go?
What period is this?
The two boys in the backstop throwing that board eraser. Please come to order; there's more:
Is this assembly day?
BE SURE TO USE THE ROWS ASSIGNED TO YOU:
THERE IS TO BE NO SUBSTITUTION.
Excuse me, I'm from Guidance. Miss Friedenberg wants Joe Ferone right away.
He isn't here. Will you pass your Delaney cards down, please, while I
I didn't start yet! I'm waiting for the pen.
How do you spell your name?
Hey, he threw the board eraser out the window!
Will you please
Here's my admit. He says I was loitering.
Who?
McHabe.
Mr. McHabe.
Either way.
Now class, please finish your Delaney cards while I call the roll.
I didn't finish!
I never got no Delaney!
Any. Yes?
Mr. Manheim next door wants to borrow your board eraser.
I'm afraid it's gone. Please, class
You give extra credit for alphabetizing?
We go to assembly today?
You want me to go down for the stuff from your letter-box, Miss Barnet?
All right. Now we'll just have to
I can't writeI got a bum hand.
You gonna be our teacher?
Please come to order while I take attendance. And correct me if I mispronounce your name; I know how annoying that can be. I hope to get to know all of you soon. Abrams, Harry?
Here.
Quiet, please, so I can hear you. Allen, Frank?
Absent.
Absent?
He ain't here.
Isn't. Amdur, Janet?
Here.
Mr. Grayson says there's no one down there.
How can he say that when he's there?
That's what he says. Any answer?
No. Amdur, Janet?
I was here already.
Arbuzzi, Vincent? Yes, what do I have to sign now?
Nothing. I came back from the bathroom.
Can I have the pass?
Me, I'm next!
I said it first!
Blake, Alice?
I'm present, Miss Barrett.
Blanca, Carmelita?
Carole. I changed my name.
Blanca, Carole?
Here.
BordenYes?
Miss Finch wants you to make this out right away.
I'm in the middle of taking attendance. Borden
She needs it right away.
Excuse me, class.
IN THE TWO COLUMNS LABELED MALE AND FEMALE, INDICATE THE NUMBER OF STUDENTS IN YOUR HOMEROOM SECTION BORN BETWEEN THE FOLLOWING DATES
Please don't tilt that chairBoy in the backI'm talking to youOh!
So I fell. Big deal. Stop laughing, you bums, or I'll knock your brains out!
Are you hurt?
Naw, just my head.
You've got to make out an accident report, Miss Barrett, three copies, and send him to the nurse.
Aw, she ain't even allowed to give out aspirins.
Only tea.
Get your feet offa me!
You call this a chair?
He can sue the whole Board of Education!
Perhaps you'd better go to the nurse. And ask her for the accident report blanks. Yes, what can I do for you?
Miss Friedenberg wants last term's Service Credit cards.
I wasn't here last term. And what do you want?
Miss Finch is waiting for the attendance reports and absentee cards.
I'm in the middle ofYes?
The office wants to know are the transportation cards ready?
The what cards?
Bus and subway.
No. Yes?
You're supposed to read this to the class. It's from the liberry.
Library. May I have your attention, please?
THE SCHOOL LIBRARY IS YOUR LIBRARY. ALL STUDENTS ARE ENCOURAGED TO USE IT AT ALL TIMES.
STUDENTS ON THE LIBRARY BLACKLIST ARE NOT TO RECEIVE THEIR PROGRAM CARDS UNTIL THEY HAVE PAID FOR LOST OR MUTILATED BOOKS.
THE LIBRARY WILL BE CLOSED TO STUDENTS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE TO ENABLE TEACHERS TO USE IT AS A WORKROOM FOR THEIR PRC ENTRIES.
Yes, who sent you here?
You did. Here's the stuff from your letter-box. Where do I dump it?
Is that all for me?
Excuse me, the nurse says she's all out of accident reports, but she wants the missing dentals.
The missing what?
Dental notes.
I see. And what is it you want?
New change in assembly program. Your class goes to different rows. X2 schedule rows.
I see. And you?
Mr. McHabe says do you need any posters for your room decoration?
Tell Mr. McHabe what I really need isYes?
The office wants the list of locker numbers for each student.
I haven't evenYes?
This is urgent. You're supposed to read and sign.
TO ALL TEACHERS: A BLUE PONTIAC PARKED IN FRONT OF SCHOOL HAS BEEN OVERTURNED BY SOME STUDENTS. IF THE FOLLOWING LICENSE IS YOURS
Tell Mr. McHabe I don't drive. Now, class
Hurray! Saved by the bell!
Just a minutethe bell seems to be fifteen minutes early. It may be a mistake. We have so much to Please remain in your