“Like in the Frank Sinatra song,” Weaver said, “only it got him killed.”
“And now I have to replace two employees.” Hastings sounded self-pitying and mildly piqued, as if some triviality had tripped him up and now he had to waste his valuable time dealing with the consequences.
“Mr. Hastings,” Weaver said, “is that the only reason you’re sorry Alec Farr is dead?”
“Of course it is. He was a valuable employee.”
“Did you like him?”
“Not at all. No one could like him.”
“What about Berty Wrenner?”
“Didn’t really know him, and he can be replaced.”
Everybody’s epitaph, Weaver thought.
“Anything else, Detective?”
“Not at the moment, sir.”
Why did I call him ‘sir‘? Did Farr feel intimidated by Hastings, even in his own office? Is that the kind of pissing contest game they played around here? A game that became more than a game to Berty Wrenner and drove him to murder?
Hastings nodded a good-bye and went out the door.
Weaver stood up from Alec Farr’s chair and glanced around the office. There were a few awards on the walls. Top salesman of this year or that, and a nineteen-year-old business administration diploma from someplace called Pierpont College. Above the black file cabinets was a bad painting of a bald eagle soaring against the background of an American flag. At least Farr had been a patriot. No photographs of wife or kids, as Farr had been a divorced man without children. No shots of any other family members. No Elk membership certificate, mounted trophy fish, personal mementos, or souvenirs from tourist traps.
Weaver decided that Farr had been a lonely man. His job must have meant everything to him. That was the reason he’d stayed instead of run. Not courage, but lonely desperation. She decided that maybe she thought more kindly of Alec Farr than anyone else who’d ever been in this office. Still, she wouldn’t have enjoyed working for him, and she couldn’t say she would have liked him. In fact, she didn’t really like anyone she’d interviewed today.
Feeling a sudden urgency to get out of the office and away from the Home Away agency, she headed for the door. She knew the air would be better outside, uncontaminated by Machiavellian maneuvering and raw ambition. Not to mention fear.
The place was toxic. The toxicity could be fatal.
68
“A woman named Mitzi Lewis called,” Fedderman said, when he checked in by phone with Quinn. “She does standup comedy and wanted to talk to you about serial killers. She’s got some kind of routine in mind.”
“Comedy? About serial killers?”
“That’s what she said.”
“Jesus, Feds!”
“I know. She sounded nice, though.”
“Call her back and tell her I’m too busy now, but I’ll give her an interview when all this is over.”
“Seems the thing to do,” Fedderman said.
“And Feds, tell her it’ll be over soon.”
“We hope.”
“Leave that part out,” Quinn said, and broke the connection.
Mitzi said it aloud to see how it would sound: “There is a smoking section, but it’s not exactly in the plane.”
No, that one wasn’t funny, and it reminded passengers they were in an aluminum tube six miles up going five hundred miles per hour. No laughs to be mined here.
Her cell sounded the five key notes of Comedy Tonight, and she yanked it from her pocket. Ah! Fedderman was calling. The cop.
She listened to his message from Quinn, then she sighed and thanked him. He said he was really sorry, and she believed him.
Okay, she thought, putting the phone back in her pocket. She’d forget about the married serial killers idea until later, and if it still seemed workable she’d see if she could talk with Quinn.
Meanwhile, time to get back to work.
Mitzi continued strolling in Washington Square, paying little attention to the many pigeons strutting and flapping around her feet. The day was another incineration, and she was wearing baggy shorts and a sleeveless T-shirt. Several homeless people were lounging in the park, one of them curled in the fetal position on a bench she was approaching. In the shade of a tree, two heavily bearded men were using an upside-down cardboard box for a table and were deeply involved in playing chess. Tourists were ambling about, as were students, artists with sketch pads, and various Village types. Mitzi, with her Doc Martens boots and spiked white blond hair, guessed she was one of the Village types. She seemed to be attracting no attention whatsoever, and found herself rather grateful for that. It made it easier for her to think. To work.
Which was what she’d been doing when she received Fedderman’s call. She sometimes sold jokes to the airlines. It seemed that all of them were incorporating comedy into their welcome and safety spiels. It was good PR, and the informality of comedy helped to soothe nerves and put passengers at ease. Other than comedians, few people died in the middle of a joke. But with all the passenger traffic and frequent fliers, airborne comedy ate up material in a hurry. The airlines depended on people like Mitzi to provide them with a steady supply of humor. Reassuring takeoff and landing humor in particular was in high demand.
Despite the warm temperature, the direct sunlight on Mitzi’s face made her smile. Her twenty-fifth birthday was today, and she felt good, as long as she stayed away from thoughts of getting older and more wrinkled. Crow’s-feet were beginning to form at the corners of her eyes—she was sure of it. If the light was right and she smiled wide, people must be able to see them. If she dwelled on it too much the truth was undeniable and unbearable: time was marching all over her.
On the plus side there was Rob. They were going out for dinner tonight, and, knowing Rob, he’d have some kind of birthday gift for her.
As she passed the bench with the homeless man curled up on it, he mumbled something she couldn’t understand, then turned his head away, as if she’d impolitely disturbed his sleep. An empty wine bottle was on the ground beneath the bench, along with a used condom. Mitzi guessed the bench had seen a lot of action last night. The man mumbled again in his sleep, something unintelligible about flying or dying.
When she was well past him, Mitzi slowed her pace.
I walk down the aisle to the only empty seat in the plane, and this drunk sitting next to it says…
‘Would it embarrassh you if I shang?’ I say ‘not at all,’ and then I find out that in his language shang means…
The pigeons waddling about on the pavement, pecking at minute bits of whatever, parted way for Mitzi, but never moved more than a few feet. They didn’t seem to sense anything imminent. Mitzi caught a shadowy movement in the corner of her vision, and a large dark bird—a hawk—swooped down, used its fully spread dark wings as brakes, sank its talons into a white and gray pigeon, then regained height, carrying the helpless pigeon away. It had all happened so suddenly and noiselessly that it might have been an illusion. As if she had the Discovery Channel on with the sound off, only it was real.
Mitzi looked around. No one else in the square seemed to have noticed what happened. The pigeons, pecking away at miniscule edibles, went on about their business as if nothing had occurred and one of their number weren’t missing.
Poor pigeon.
You’re shanged, pal.
Mitzi stood staring up at the sky, but the hawk and its prey were nowhere in sight.
Had she imagined it?
She didn’t think so.
A peregrine falcon. That’s what she must have seen. She knew they were in the city, and that they hunted pigeons, but few people had actually seen them in action.