Ending up again where the boat had come apart, or at least where part of it had been in the tall grass with Leonard, we again saw the foam minnow bucket caught up in the grass, and floating in the water where it hadn’t been before, pushed up in the shallows, was our six-pack of Dr Pepper.
Leonard waded out in the water and got the six-pack, carried it by its plastic holder onto the shore. He set it down on the ground and pulled one of the Dr Peppers off one of the plastic rings, pulled the tab, and nearly drank the whole thing with one big gulp.
He peeled off another and handed it to me, and then got another for himself. We both drank. When he was finished he dropped the can on the ground with the other one and said, “I’m tough enough today to litter.”
Even under the circumstances, anal as I am about such things, I wanted to find a trash can but figured it might be best in this situation to be able to draw the .38 more than be an environmentalist and tote an empty can around. Reluctantly, we left the three remaining Dr Peppers there and wandered around like a couple of geese.
I saw a narrow trail and pointed it out, and Leonard said, “Who the hell knows? Let’s try it.”
The trail went up a steep hill, through some pines. The pines were close together and the soil there was sandy and had turned the color of milk-and-flour gravy. The rain ran down the hill and into ruts that tires had made, and the whole thing was just wide enough for a car. After we had walked halfway up the hill, the trees got thick enough to cut the rain a bit, and finally we broke out at the top of a hill into a clearing, and there was a line of little cabins that made our tourist court digs look like the Taj Mahal. There was one cabin that wasn’t in a row, and it was a little off to the side. I presumed that would belong to the owner, the fellow Annie had called The Crippled Fellow With A Funny Haircut.
There was a car in front of one of the cabins. It was the only car present. It was a black Escalade.
“Dat dere, Brer Bear,” Leonard said, “be duh goddamn car we be lookin’ for, and in dat dere cabin—”
“Leonard. That’s enough.”
“Okay. I figure they’re inside, with the money. Or what’s left of it.”
“So what do we do?”
“Well, I don’t see any brown Fords, and I don’t see our guys yet, so my suggestion is we waltz ourselves over to yon cabin and knock on the door and stick guns in their faces.”
“That’ll work,” I said. “And if it doesn’t, we’ll improvise.”
Observing the cabin briefly, we decided Leonard would go around front and I’d go around back. I ducked under a low window and looked toward the big cabin to see if anyone was watching me from there. If they were, they were very clever. I wondered too if anyone was in any of the other cabins. I thought not. No cars. But they could be gone for a bowl of chili. Perhaps they were all over at Annie’s, chatting and laughing it up about some plastic dog shit and a whoopee cushion.
Around back, I pulled the .38 and pressed up against the door, pushing my ear tight. I listened. The rain was so loud I couldn’t hear myself think. I pushed against the door to see how sturdy it was, decided it wasn’t that sturdy.
I heard the front door budge, and I knew Leonard was in. I hit the back door with my shoulder and was in, stumbling. There really wasn’t anywhere to go. The back door led through a little kitchen and right into the bedroom/living room, where our two lovebirds were sacked out in a bedraggled bed. The boy reached for an automatic lying at the bedside, but Leonard was already there and he grabbed it and pulled it back. He now had a gun in either hand.
The boy sat up in bed, and when he did the sheet fell back from the young lady. She was wearing a thin white bra. It was cold in the room, and the tips of her breasts punched at it like ice picks. Leonard said, “Don’t panic, kid. We don’t want to hurt you.”
“We’ll give the money back,” the boy, Tim, said. “We don’t want it.”
“You wanted it when you took it,” I said.
“I didn’t think it would matter then,” the boy said.
“So why does it matter now?” I said, pushing back the hood on the rain slicker.
“I guess I knew better, but we been thinking it over. We want to give it back. Just let us go and take the money.”
“Looks like to me,” Leonard said, “you been doing more than thinking.”
“Please don’t hurt us,” Tim said.
“We don’t want to hurt you,” Leonard said, closing the front door he had knocked open, cutting back the cold wind. “We’re on a mission from your dad … sort of. We’re also working for the law and for ourselves.”
“You’re not… with the organization?” Tim asked.
“Organization?” I said. “You mean the Dixie Mafia?”
Tim nodded.
“Nope. We are freelancers.”
The girl, who had not spoken, said, “You want the money for yourselves?”
“That would be nice,” I said, “but no. That isn’t the deal.”
I studied her closely. She was worth running off with. Her hair was cut short, almost man style, but she was a fine-looking girl with a long, sleek neck and deep eyes you’d like to fall into, especially if you were a young man, and from what I could see of her body she wasn’t going to make anyone turn their eyes away in disgust.
We lowered our guns. Leonard pushed back his rain hood and sat on the windowsill. I went and shut the back door to the kitchen, came back and found a chair. I said, “You two just stay there for a minute. What we’re gonna do is we’re gonna wait for some friends of ours, and then we’re going to load you, along with the money—where is it, by the way?”
“Under the bed,” Tim said.
“Under the bed?” Leonard said. “That’s as sneaky as you get? You put it under the bed? They put it under the bed, Hap.”
“You’re not very good criminals,” I said. “But you’re lucky we’re the ones found you, and we found you for your dad, and we’re taking you and the money back and things are maybe going to be okay, except for the part where your dad squeals about his business and you all have to go into witness protection. Maybe your dad does some prison. Up in the air right now.”
“Oh hell,” Tim said.
“Yep,” I said. “Oh hell.”
I looked at Leonard. He was turned slightly so he could see out the window. Rivulets of rain ran down the window and it was clouded over. Leonard used the palm of his hand to wipe the inside a bit, and then he said, “It just keeps on coming.” He looked at me, said, “Brown Ford.”
40
“Drop your cock and grab your socks,” I said, looking at Tim. “In fact, forget the socks. Nab some drawers pronto, ’cause it’s about to get interesting in here.”
“Oh hell,” Tim said, threw back the covers, and scrambled out naked, grabbing some pants off the floor. The girl, whose name I had yet to know, came out of the bed on the other side, pulling on jeans.
Leonard said, “You know what’s really swell, both the goddamn doors are already broken in.”
I went over to the window and looked out. The big guy we had met over chicken and links was wearing a raincoat with a hood and he was standing by the Escalade, looking it over like a prospective buyer. He had an automatic with a silencer in his right hand. The other three guys were out of the car now and one of them had a double-barrel shotgun and the other two had handguns. I felt my asshole pucker, and in that instant every good meal, hot fuck, blue sky I had ever experienced jumped through my head.
I didn’t know how they had found us—hit or miss, or maybe they had talked to Annie, bought some whoopee cushions and a box of fake dog shit in exchange for information about what it was some guys might be asking her about.