Vengeance Is Mine

“Generally, yes. That happens when they’re sober and there isn’t a witness. If they’ve thought about it awhile they usually try to explain. In a fit of passion they rarely waste the time.

“Wheeler wasn’t a passionate man, I don’t think,” I told him.

“From all appearances he was an upright businessman.”

“I thought of that. It was peculiar, wasn’t it? Did he look like the suicide type to you?”

“Nope.”

“And he didn’t mention anything along that line beforehand.

Hmmm.”

I let a few seconds go by. “Pat . . . how many slugs were left in my rod?”

“Four, weren’t there?”

“Correct. And I hadn’t shot it since I was on the target range with you last week.”

“So . . . ?” His voice had an uneasy tinge to it.

Real softly I said, “That gun never has less than six in it, chum.” If he had been a woman he would have screamed. Instead he bellowed into the phone and I wouldn’t answer him. I heard him shouting, “Mike, goddamn it, answer me . . . Mike!”

I laughed just once to let him know I was still there and hung up.

All he needed was five minutes. By that time he’d have the D.A. cornered in his office like a scared rabbit. Sure, the D.A. was big stuff, but Pat was no slouch either. He’d tell that guy off with a mouthful of words that would make his hair stand on end and the fair-haired boy of the courts wouldn’t dare do a thing.

It was getting funnier all the time. I went back to the bar and drank my beer.

The after-supper crowd began drifting in and taking places at the bar. At eight-thirty I called Velda but she wasn’t home. I tried again an hour later and she still wasn’t there. She wasn’t at the office, either. Maybe she was out hiring a sign-painter to change the name on the door.

When I finally shifted into the corner up against the cigarette machine I started to think. It didn’t come easy because there hadn’t been any reason to remember then and we had let the booze flow free. Last night.

Famous last words.

Last night the both of us had thrown five years to the wind and brought the war back to the present. We were buddies again. We weren’t the kind of buddies you get to be when you eat and sleep and fight with a guy, but we were buddies. We were two-strong and fighting the war by ourselves. We were two guys who had met as comrades-in-arms, happy to be on the right side and giving all we had. For one night way back there we had been drinking buddies until we shook hands to go finish the war. Was that the way it was supposed to be? Did some odd quirk of fate throw us together purposely so that later we’d meet again?

Last night I had met him and drunk with him. We talked, we drank some more. Was he happy? He was after we ran into each other. Before that he had been curled over a drink at the bar. He could have been brooding. He could have been thinking. But he was happy as hell to see me again! Whatever it was he had been thinking about was kicked aside along with those five years and we had ourselves one hell of a drinking bout. Sure, we fought the war again. We did the same thing anybody else did when they caught up with someone they knew from those days. We talked it and we fought it and we were buddies again decked out in the same uniform ready to give everything for the other guy on our side whether we knew him or not. But the war had to give out sometime. The peace always has to come when people get too tired of fighting. And yet, it was the end of our talk that brought the cloud back to his eyes. He hadn’t wanted it to stop or be diverted into other channels. He told me he had been in town a week and was getting set to go home. The whole deal was a business trip to do some buying for his store.

Yeah, we were buddies. We weren’t long, but we were buddies good. If we had both been in the jungle and some slimy Jap had picked him off I would have rammed the butt of a rifle down the brown bastard’s throat for it. He would have done the same for me, too. But we weren’t in any damn jungle. We were right here in New York City where murder wasn’t supposed to happen and did all the time. A guy I liked comes into my own city and a week later he’s dead as hell.

One week. What did he do? What happened? Who was he with? Where was the excuse for murder, here or in Columbus, Ohio? A whole damn week. I slapped my hat on the stool to reserve it and took another few nickels from my change and wormed into the phone booth again. There was one other question, what was I going to do about it? My face started to go tight again and I knew the answer.

I dialed two numbers. The second got my man. He was a private investigator the same as I used to be except that he was essentially honest and hardworking. His name was Joe Gill and he owed me a favor that he and his staff could begin repaying as of now.

I said, “This is Mike, Joe. Remember me?”

“Hell,” he laughed, “with all your publicity how could I forget you? I hope you aren’t after a job.”

“Not exactly. Look, you tied up right now?”

“Well . . . no. Something on your mind?”

“Plenty, friend. You still doing insurance work?”

Joe grunted an assent. “That’s all I’m doing. You can keep your guns and your tough guys. I’ll track down missing beneficiaries.”

“Care to do me a favor, Joe?”

He only hesitated a second. “Glad to, Mike. You’ve steered me straight plenty of times. Just name it.”

“Swell. This guy that died in the hotel room with me, Chester Wheeler--I want some information on him. Not a history . . . I just want him backtracked over the past week. He’s been in town doing some buying for his store in Columbus, Ohio, and I want a record of what he’d done since he hit town. Think it can be done?”

I could hear his pencil rasping on paper. “Give me a few hours. I’ll start it myself and put the chain gang out on the details. Where can I reach you?

I thought for a moment, then told him, “Try the Greenwood Hotel. It’s a little dump on a side street up in the Eighties. They don’t ask questions there.”

“Right. See you later.”

I cradled the receiver and picked my way back through the crowd to the bar. My hat was hanging over a pin-up lamp on the wall and my seat was occupied and the guy was spending my money for beer.

I didn’t get mad, though. The guy was Pat.

The bartender put down another beer and took some more of my change. I said, “How’s tricks, kid?”

Pat turned around slowly and looked at me for the first time. His eyes were clouded and his mouth had a grim twist to it. He looked tired and worried. “There’s a back room, Mike. Let’s go sit down. I want to talk to you.”

I gulped my beer down and carried a full one back to the booth. When I slid my deck of Luckies across the table to him he shook his head and waited until I lit up. I asked, “How did you find me?”

He didn’t answer. Instead he popped one of his own, very softly, very forcefully. He wasn’t kidding around. “What’s it all about, Mike?”

“What’s what?”

“You know.” He leaned forward on his arms, never taking his eyes off my face. “Mike, I’m not going to get excited this time. I’m not going to let you talk me into losing a lot of sleep any more. I’m a police officer, or at least I’m supposed to be. Right now I’m treating this like it might be something important and like you know more about it than I do. I’m asking questions that are going to be answered. What’s going on?”

Smoke drifted into my eyes and I squinted them almost shut. “Supposing I told you Chester Wheeler was murdered, Pat.”

“I’d ask how, then who.”

“I don’t know how and I don’t know who.”

“Then why, Mike? Why is it murder?”

“Two shots were fired from my gun, that’s why.”

He gave the table a rap with his knuckles. “Damn you, Mike, come out with it! We’re friends, but I’m tired of being hamstrung. You’re forever smelling murder where murder isn’t and making it come out right. Play it square!”