Through the second scotch and milk he slightly mellowed. He began to feel just a little human. He wondered if he should do something outgoing. That would be the style of Joseph Pope. He'd call a woman, eat at a restaurant, go to a nightclub or, at the very least, take a cab downtown and get drunk. Unfortunately, he couldn't be Joseph Pope yet. Joseph Pope's clothes had still to arrive. He was still Mort Vickers who had been to space to kill and was weary as hell. He sank deeper into his chair with something close to relief. He flipped around the TV dial. He paused for a few seconds at an old Jamie Lee Curtis movie and then flipped on.
During the third scotch he decided to call Myra. In his heart, he knew it was a stupid idea and by the third ring he was hoping that she was out.
"Hello."
"It's me."
"What the hell are you calling me for?"
"I don't know. I just wanted to speak to you."
"What are you trying to pull? Are you trying to con me that you can feel anything?"
"Myra, listen…"
"I don't want to talk to you. I told you after the last time, I can't take you, Mort. There's too much wrong with you. I can't deal with it and there's too much to ignore."
"Myra, I'm telling you…"
"Are you drunk?"
"A little."
"I don't want to talk to you, Mort."
"But I want to talk to you."
"Have you just killed someone?"
"Why don't you turn me in for the bounty? I'm up to sixty-five thou."
"Get off my phone, Mort."
"Myra, I need to talk to someone."
"Not to me, Mort."
"Myra!"
"Good night, Mort."
"Myra!"
"Good night, Mort."
She hung up. Vickers had an urge to redial her number and start yelling abuse. Instinct restrained him. If he pushed her too far, she might turn him in. In that moment, he felt wrenchingly lonely.
When the order from Barney's arrived, he wasn't as casual as he'd been with the waiter. His instructions to the desk clerk were precise and clear.
"I want your people to bring up packages. I don't want Barney's' delivery people coming up here. Do you understand me? I don't want them up here."
The desk clerk assured Vickers that it would be Plaza employees who would bring up the considerable quantity of packages.
"First, however, sir, we have to settle payment. Would you please place your card in the slot on top of the television set- magnetic side down, please."
Carrying the phone with him, Vickers did as he was asked.
"Thank you, sir. Four thousand, six hundred and thirty-seven dollars and nineteen cents have been deducted from your account."
Vickers grinned. Contec could afford it. He dialed room service and ordered more drinks.
When the captain and five bellhops paraded in with his purchases, it was like the opulence of a lost age. The single advantage of permanent unemployment is that there were a lot of surplus people only too willing to fetch and carry for those with money. When the packages were neatly stacked, Vickers beckoned to the captain. He handed him a twenty.
"What channel have you got the hooker commercials buried on this week?"
The captain smiled and winked. "J7, sir."
"Thank you."
When they were gone, he flipped to the channel. Some of the whores used a soft sophisticated come on, fuzzy focus, big soulful eyes, red lips and risque patter. It was, after all, the Plaza. Others preferred a more basic approach. They displayed their tricks for the tricks. Vicker's eye was caught by a pair of supposed twins. In the brief video clip, they were performing an act that, if not cruel, was certainly unusual. The recipient was a sallow, Hispanic teenager who seemed less than overjoyed by their attentions. Vickers decided that they were the kind for whom Joseph Pope would go. He tapped the displayed number into the phone.
A voice answered that might conceivably have belonged to one of the twins in the commercial. He gave his location and a brief outline of his preferences. Once again he slipped his card into the slot for a credit check. On the spur of the moment, he asked a final question.
"Do you have a video tape of the two of you fucking?"
While he waited for them to arrive, he took a swift shower, swallowed two eighty-eights and opened the packages. For Vickers, it was almost like Christmas. Most of his Christmases were a solitary vice. Finally he slipped into a yellow kimono with some sort of Oriental bird on the back. He inspected himself in a full-length mirror. Sure, he was Joseph Pope. He'd pass as a rich idiot.
When the two women arrived-separately and about four minutes apart, the Plaza still having its standards-they proved to be less than identical. The resemblance was mainly a result of common makeup and matching wigs. Vickers wasn't particularly disappointed. At best, hookers were a tacky illusion that matched his own make believe. In the care of a pair of well-paid professionals, he had at least a passing chance of pretending that he was enjoying himself. It was little wonder that Myra refused to speak to him.
"Did you bring the video tape?"
Late the following morning, Vickers called his control. He had been putting it off since the previous day. There was something lightheaded about the short periods when he was beyond their reach. He was free to be irresponsible. There was nothing he needed to think about except indulging himself. The only threatening thought was that, sooner or later, he had to plug himself back in. He noted the time as he punched up the special number. It was 11:57, almost high noon. Do not forsake me, oh my darling. The voice that answered could have been any receptionist.
"Designated Projections."
Vickers didn't recognize the voice.
"Victoria Morgenstern, please."
"May I say who's calling?"
"Tell her that Joseph Pope is calling."
"Does Ms. Morgenstern know you, Mr. Pope? Will she know what this is about?"
"She will when I tell her."
"I have my instructions, Mr. Pope."
Vickers found himself on hold. Rinky-dink idiot music came down the line. He hoped that the receptionist would know enough to check Joseph Pope against the phony ID directory. Victoria had a weakness for pretty but idiot bimbos fronting her office. The receptionist came back on the line.
"I'm afraid Ms. Morgenstem has no recollection of ever speaking to you. Perhaps if you wrote…"
Another bimbo. An earlier lapse of Victoria's had all but gotten him killed during a messy little incident in Milan.
"Sweetheart, did you ever hear of a code seven?"
There was an audible intake of breath. "Oh."
Victoria was instantly on the line.
"Where the hell have you been?"
"I took the night off, any objections?"
"There wasn't supposed to be a witness."
"You're damn right there wasn't supposed to be a witness. There was nothing in the profile about him being a gay drunk, either."
"Why didn't you kill the other one as well?"
"I was only asked for one victim. Besides, he didn't wake up. Do we have to talk about this on an open line?"
"Where are you?"
"I'm not going to tell you that. I'll come to you."
"This isn't some weird attempt to jerk me around, is it Mort?"
"Would I do anything like that? If anyone's complaining about what went down on the donut, they can complain to someone else but me. I was incorrectly briefed."