«I expect it is,» the Avtokrator agreed. «And yes, it does look that way a lot of the time, doesn't it? So what have we got? If believing an obvious falsehood means you're out of your bloody mind, and if believing an equally obvious truth can send you out of your bloody mind, what does that say about sitting on the throne in the first place?»
«It says you have to be out of your bloody mind to want to sit on the throne, that's what.» Rhegorios studied Maniakes. «Judging from the specimen at hand, I'd say that's right enough. Cousin of mine, I want you to live forever, or at least until all your sons have beards. I don't want the bloody job. Sevastos is bad enough, with leeches like Broios trying to fasten on to me.»
«Fair enough,» Maniakes said. «I—» Before he could go on, one of his Haloga guardsmen came in from outside. «Yes? What is it, Askbrand?»
«Your Majesty, a boiler boy waits in the plaza,» the big blond northerner answered. «He would have speech with you.»
«I'll come,» Maniakes said happily. «About time we've had some news from Abivard. Phos grant it be good.»
«Just hearing from him is good news,» Rhegorios said. «Now you can stop having dark suspicions about what he's up to.»
«Don't be silly,» Maniakes said. «I'm the Avtokrator, remember? It's my job to have dark suspicions.»
«One more reason not to want it, as I said before,» Rhegorios replied.
Maniakes walked out of the city governor's residence and onto Serrhes' central square. After the gloom of indoors, he blinked several times against the bright sunshine. The messenger bowed in the saddle when he saw the Avtokrator; the rings of his chain-mail veil rattled faintly. «Majesty,» he said in the Makuraner. «What word?» Maniakes asked.
The messenger rode closer. «Majesty, the word is good,» he said. «Abivard bids me tell you that he has at last decided the fate of Sarbaraz Pimp of Pimps. Sarbaraz is to be—»
Maniakes had been listening intently for the news, so intently that he missed the first time the horseman mispronounced the name of the overthrown King of Kings. When the fellow made the same mistake twice in two sentences, though, he blurted, «You re a Videssian, aren't you?»
By then, the messenger had come quite close, almost alongside him. With a horrible curse, the fellow yanked out his sword and cut at Maniakes. But the Avtokrator, his dark suspicions suddenly roused, was already springing away. The tip of the blade brushed his robe, but did not cleave his flesh.
Cursing still, the messenger pressed forward for another slash. That fell short, too. The boiler boy wheeled his horse and tried to get away. Askbrand's axe came down on the horse's head. The animal was wearing the scale mail with which the Makuraners armored their chargers. Against arrows, the mail was marvelous. Against a stroke like that, it might as well not have been there. The horse crashed to the cobblestones. Guardsmen swarmed over the rider.
«Don't kill him!» Maniakes shouted. «We'll want answers from him.»
«So we will,» Rhegorios said grimly. «If Abivard is sending murderers instead of messengers, we have a new war on our hands right now.»
«I don't think he is,» Maniakes said. «Didn't you hear the way the fellow talked?»
«I didn't notice,» his cousin answered. «You speak Makuraner better than I do. I was just trying to understand him.»
The guards had gotten the would-be assassin's sword away from him. Roughly, one of them yanked off his helmet. Maniakes knew well the furious, clever, narrow face that glared at him. «Almost, Tzikas,» he said. «Almost. You might have managed to let the air out of me and then get away—if I didn't make the same mistakes speaking Makuraner that you do.»
«Almost.» The renegade officer's mouth twisted bitterly. «The story of my, life. Almost. I almost held Amorion. I almost got you the first time, as I should have. Once I went over to the other side, I almost had Abivard's position. And I almost had you now.»
«So you did,» Maniakes said. «I admit it—why not? If you think you can take it with you for consolation when you go down to Skotos' ice, I'd say you're wrong. The dark god robs the souls he gets of all consolation.» He spat on the cobblestones in rejection of Phos' eternal foe, and shivered a little on reflecting how easily his blood rather than his spittle might have flowed among them.
«I prefer to believe I'll fall into the Void and be—nothing– forevermore.» Tzikas still had a smile left in him. «I worshiped the God of the Makuraners as fervently as ever I prayed to Phos.»
«I believe that.» Maniakes held up one hand, palm out flat, then the other. «Nothing here—and nothing here, either. It's not almost that's the story of your life, Tzikas, it's nothing. You were always good at seeming to be whatever you liked, because it was all seeming and nothing real, nothing at the bottom of you to make you truly any one particular kind of person.»
«Oh, I don't know,» Rhegorios put in. «He's always been a particular kind of bastard, if anyone cares about what I think.»
«Make your jokes. Take the last word,» Tzikas said. «You can. You're the Avtokrator and the Sevastos. You've won. You even got away with swiving your cousin, Maniakes. Aren't you proud? My dying curse on you.»
«As a matter of fact, I am proud,» Maniakes said. «I've done what I've done, and I've never tried to hide it, which is more than you could say if you lived another thousand years—which you won't.» He raised his voice: «Askbrand!»
The Haloga's axe rose and fell. Blood gushed from the great gash that split Tzikas' head almost in two. Almost, Maniakes thought. The renegade's feet drummed a brief tattoo and then were still.
Rhegorios sketched the sun-circle. «Don't fear his curse, cousin of mine,» he said. «You had the right of it, and that curse won't stick, because it has nothing behind it.»
«Nothing now.» Blood flooded down through Tzikas' gray beard. Maniakes shook his head. «I feared him alive—feared him as much as anyone, because I never knew what he would do. He was quicksilver come to life: bright, shiny, able to roll any which way, and poisonous. And now he's gone, and I'm not, and I'm bloody glad that's the way things turned out.»
«Now you can go through doors without checking behind them first to make sure he's not lurking there,» Rhegorios said.
«Now I can do all sorts of things,» Maniakes said. «I would have done them anyway, I think, but slower, always looking over my shoulder. Now I can live my life a free man.» Or as free from custom and danger as the Avtokrator ever gets, which isn't very far.
The first thing he did to celebrate his new freedom was order Tzikas' head, already badly the worse for wear, hewn from his body and mounted on a spear for the edification of the people of Serrhes. At least he didn't have to do the hewing himself, as he had with Genesios when his vicious predecessor was captured. Askbrand and his axe took care of the business with a couple of strokes. Tzikas wasn't moving or fighting any more, which made things easier, or in any case neater.
The next thing Maniakes did was give Askbrand a pound of gold. The Haloga tried to decline, saying, «You already pay me to guard you. You do not need to pay me more because I guard you.»
«Call it a reward for doing a very good job,» Maniakes said. Askbrand's fellow guardsmen who happened to be Videssians urgently nodded, whispered in the northerner's ears, and seemed on the point of setting fire to his shoes. No imperial in his right mind—and bloody few out of it—turned down money for no reason, and the Videssians feared that, if one bonus was turned down, no more would be forthcoming. At last, reluctantly, Askbrand agreed to let himself be rewarded.