"Just to protect my people. Not to get into anything with the Jochians."
"How did that work out?"
"Not well." Menynder sighed. "I didn't think it would. There have been some... ahem... sharp exchanges, if you know what I mean."
Sten could see just fine.
"Of course, once our militia showed up, well the Bogazi and the Suzdal militias decided their folks needed protecting, too."
"I figured that," Sten said. It was getting worse and worse.
"Okay, you've got the picture. Now, I've got some real bad news for you," Menynder said, checking his timepiece and looking nervously around the spaceport.
"Och, so thae's th' braw news, i' it?" Kilgour growled, liking it even less than Sten, if that was possible.
"See, everyone's been glued to the emergency bands, praying for the cavalry to show up. We all heard your broadcasts. Folks probably overloaded the Jane's fiche, checking out the Victory." He pointed at the sleek craft behind Sten that was the Emperor's ship. "Personally, I already knew. Pride myself in keeping up at my old trade. But I had only vaguely heard of you." He nodded at Sten.
Sten cursed under his breath, remembering the com officer saying he had tried everything.
"So... I'm the cavalry," Sten said.
"You got it, Ambassador," Menynder said. "I checked the Imperial Who's Who. Pretty impressive. Hero soldier. Hero diplomat. The Eternal Emperor's main man. At least, that's how it's playing on Jochi."
Sten could imagine. This was not good. Definitely not how he had planned this miserable day.
"Everybody's on the way now," Menynder said. "I hustled like clot to beat them. And they're going to want your ear. They'll kick reptile snot out of each other trying to rip it off your corpse, if they have to."
Menynder let this sink in a second before going on. "See, whoever has you, is top dog.'' He winced. "Gotta watch myself. Some of my best friends are Suzdals."
"I assume you had some sort of a plan,'' Sten said. "Otherwise you wouldn't be here."
"I sure did," Menynder said. "Although I might have trouble convincing you of my good intentions."
"Ah. I see," Sten said. "You were thinking we could go have a nice quiet word in some safe Tork neighborhood. Am I right?"
Menynder grinned. "What the clot? It was worth a try. If not, maybe you better get out of here. Fast."
Sten ignored this. Thinking. He got a glimmer.
"How far to the embassy?" Neutral turf. No one would dare fire on or even near the Emperor's embassy.
"Clear across town," Menynder said. "You'd never make it."
There was a grind and heavy clank of tracks. Sten jolted up to see an armored ground vehicle push its way through rubble. A small flag flew from a standard next to the tank's chain guns. Sten didn't have to ask. It was Jochian.
There was a cry from the other side of the field. Sten turned to see Cind running like the wind, her Bhor scouts right behind her. She was yelling some kind of warning and gesturing at a low building behind her.
Mortar dust suddenly sprayed out from the building. The entire front collapsed. Another track emerged under a rain of metal and brickwork. The track was also armored. It had chain guns and flew a flag-Jochian, as well.
Cind panted up to Sten. "And that's not all," she said, pointing at the track. "There's more of them. Plus soldiers. And from the sound of things, a great big mob on its way."
The tracks' main gun turrets suddenly swung around. They had spotted each other. Simultaneously, their guns opened up, hurling spent uranium AP shells.
Admiral Mason's voice crackled over the Victory's outside speakers. "I suggest we leave, Ambassador," he said.
Sten agreed. He turned to Menynder. "You better make yourself scarce," he said. "Good luck."
"We're going to need a lot more than luck," Menynder said.
And he puffed away for cover. Sten and his group sprinted to the ship and thundered up the ramp.
Behind them, first one track exploded, then the other. A mortar round slammed in. More tracks appeared. Guns blazing.
Braced against the gees exerted by the Victory's fast takeoff, Sten watched the battle scene shrink away from him on the bridge's main screen.
Some welcome, he thought. Now, how the clot was he going to unravel this muck-up?
Sten huddled with Mason in the admiral's cabin, trying to figure out what to do next. As they worried over several possibilities-ranging from poor to plain stupid-the reports kept flooding in. Jochi was no longer silent.
Sten's eyes swept over a sheaf of transcriptions the com officer had handed to him.
"They've gone mad," he summarized. "Everybody's calling everybody else all kinds of obscenities. Prodding the other guy to come out and fight like beings." He read on, then gave a low whistle and lifted his eyes. "Which they are doing." He tapped one report. "A Jochi militia caught some Torks in a building. They wouldn't come out to be slaughtered. So the Jochians burned it around their ears."
"Wonderful," Mason said. "Plus we have so many riots going on that the algo computer has scorched its wires running progs on how fast this thing can spread." He snorted. "So much for diplomacy. Proves my own private theories on the behavior of the average citizen. The only thing any of them understand is a good shot up alongside the head."
"I don't think that would work here," Sten said dryly. "The Emperor wants their hearts and minds. Their scalps won't do him a clottin' bit of good."
"Still..." Mason said.
"I know," Sten said. "With these folks it's damned tempting. Unfortunately, what's happening right now was triggered by our arrival."
"I'm not taking the blame for this," Mason said, a little hotly.
Sten sighed. "No one's asking you to, Admiral. It's my ass the Emperor will want on toast. Although, if it gets much worse, he may not be satisfied with just mine."
Mason opened his mouth to retort. Sten raised his hand, silencing him. He'd had a sudden thought. "My father used to tell me about this beast," Sten said. "A mule, I think he called it. It was a sport. A mean and stubborn sport. Said the only way to get its attention was to hit it with a board, first."
"I already suggested something along those lines," Mason said.
"Yeah. I know. But for these beings, a hit on the head may be too subtle... Okay. Try this idea on for size..."
Mason leaned closer as Sten sketched in the broad outlines of his plan.
The Jochi mob was pressing close on the Bogazi barricade, showering rocks, debris, and taunts on the small group of neighborhood defenders. The shops on either side of the broad main street of Rurik were blank eyes of shattered glass. Many of them were gouting flames.
Overhead, the midday sky was black with threatening storms. Heavy clouds jostled one another, triggering thick blue arcs of electrical fire.
A tall Jochian rushed the heap of furniture and scrap timber that made up the barricade. He hurled a grenade, turned, and ran for safety.
A burst of fire cut him down. At the same instant, the grenade went off. The explosion shrapneled through the Bogazi. There were screams of pain and anger.
A big female Bogazi hurtled through the gap cut by the grenade. Spurs jutting out from her forearms, she snagged two Jochians. She brought the big hammer beak down once. Twice. Skulls cracked like pollution-thinned eggshells.
She dropped the corpses on the ground and turned for another victim. A heavy bar swung against her throat. The Bogazi flopped beside the two corpses.
More Bogazi came pouring out. In a moment, the main street's storm drains would be awash in blood.
There was a sudden banshee howl from overhead. A heavy wind blasted along the street, battering the crowd with dust and small debris. The mob stopped in midriot—and gaped upward.