When Major Milne drove into Pepriac at half-past five, the intense sense of homecoming surprised him. It was only a collection of huts and canvas hangars and tents in the corner of a field; the huts were drab, the tents had faded, the hangars leaned and sagged; but he knew every detail; this was home. He stopped to look at a patch of wallflowers and tried to remember who had planted them. Harry Wild, was it? No, not Harry. They were planted last autumn, and dear old Harry shed his wings in August. Milne could see it now, quite clearly: both sets of wings folding back like a bird settling down for the night. Goodbye Harry. If the German Air Force found anything in the wreckage to identify the pilot, they sometimes put it in a bag and dropped it over a British aerodrome. Nothing came back to commemorate Harry. Except his wallflowers. No, that’s not right, Milne thought, they’re not his wallflowers. But they looked cheery all the same. Dusty and blown-about but cheery. Harry had been a bit like that. Always needing a haircut, always making daft remarks. One day somebody had called for three cheers for something, and Harry had said, “I bid four cheers!” Dotty, mindless nonsense, just what everyone needed to keep their minds off the goings-on upstairs. Good old Harry. He kept saying he was going to retire when he was twenty-one because he didn’t think it right to stand in the way of young and ambitious officers. Oh well, Milne thought, at least he wasn’t a flamer. The reds and yellows of the wallflowers waved in the breeze like paper flames. He stopped looking at them and drove on.
The adjutant walked into Milne’s office with a dozen pieces of paper to be signed. “How is everybody at Brigade, sir?”
“Everybody at Brigade is very happy.” Milne hung up his Sam Browne. “The sun is shining, partridge galore are running through the new corn, mess bills are low, and we are to have an enormous battle which will win the war.”
“Jolly good.” Appleyard laid the papers on the desk and strolled off to lean on the windowsill. “I could do with some decent shooting.”
Milne sat down and began signing. “You’re not thinking of leaving us for the trenches, Uncle?”
“What? No, no. Good God, no. But you must admit, a few brace of partridge would brighten up the menu a bit. One does get rather fed up with mutton.”
“You don’t seem impressed by the battle news.”
“Oh, well. It’s no surprise, is it? Everyone’s been beavering away around here since Christmas. New roadheads, railheads, depots, shell dumps, and everywhere you look nothing but camps and camps of infantry, all busily sticking their bayonets in bags of hay, not that a bag of hay feels the slightest bit like anybody’s tummy, and I should know.”
Milne stopped signing. “Should you? Why?”
Appleyard hunched his shoulders and looked away. “Oh, you know,” he said. “I pronged a couple of Boers in South Africa. Not normally the work of an officer, I agree, but we were a bit shorthanded that day.”
Milne waited. “Well, what was the difference?”
“You don’t want to hear about all that, Rufus.”
“Yes, I do, Uncle. Stomachs interest me.”
“All right. Suit yourself.” The adjutant turned away from the window and looked up at the rafters. “First. Getting the damn thing in. That’s no problem, provided you don’t hit a belt or an ammunition pouch. It goes in very easily. But whereas in training your bag of hay is suspended from a branch or tied to a stake which keeps it in place, your actual human foe tends to react violently to having half a yard of steel thrust in his guts, and unless you withdraw it quick he may commence writhing. When sufficiently vigorous, this writhing will slacken your grip on the rifle, which is contrary to King’s Rules and Regulations since it hinders withdrawal and furthermore presents an unsoldierly appearance. Writhing has also been known to enlarge the aperture, thus spilling the guts. You’d be amazed what a lot of guts the average man has, old boy. I know I was. Fathoms of the bloody stuff. You think it’s all out and he’s only half-done. God knows how the Almighty packed it all in there in the first place. Satisfied?”
“Mmmm.”
“Just make sure you don’t step on any of it. Extremely slippery stuff. You might go arse over tit, do yourself an injury.”
“Yes.” Milne resumed signing. “That’s a thing you’ve got to watch out for in wartime, isn’t it, Uncle? Doing yourself an injury.”
Appleyard wasn’t sure whether Milne was mocking him, so he said nothing.
Milne signed the last sheet, and re-read it. “Kellaway turned up after all. I thought Paxton said he went down in the Channel?”
“Apparently he didn’t.”
Milne shuffled the papers into a pile. “Funny sort of mistake to make.”
“Oh, Paxton likes to impress people. I’m told he was walking all over the ‘drome this afternoon, waving a revolver. Damn lucky nobody got shot, apparently.”
Milne stared. “Why didn’t someone stop him? Who’s Orderly Officer?”
“Paxton is. It was Spud Ogilvy’s turn, but Spud says Paxton was so keen to do it that he let him. Nothing was happening here today. Place was empty.”
“Too complicated for me, Uncle.” Milne yawned, hugely. “Why do I feel so tired all the time? I never used to feel tired…” There was a knock at the door. A despatch rider came in, saluted, and gave Milne a thick envelope. Milne signed for it and the man left.
“He’s early,” Appleyard said.
“It’s the fourth of June.”
The adjutant nodded, and looked at a calendar on the wall, and nodded again. He tugged at an ear while he gave the fact more thought. “Sorry, old chap,” he said,”I’m in the dark.”
“Eton College. Fourth of June is their big day. Brigade HQ is lousy with Old Etonians, and they’ve knocked off early so they can go to the Old Etonian dinner in Amiens. Half of ‘C Flight are going. Frank Foster, James Yeo, Charles, Spud, they’re all Etonians. That’s why I put them together.”
“Well, well.” The adjutant collected his papers and opened the door for Milne. “Well, well, well. I never knew that.”
“Yes, you did, Uncle, I told you at the time.” They walked towards the mess. “How are your terrible tubes nowadays?” Milne asked. “Is that new doctor any good?”
“He’s given me different medicine. Tastes foul.”
“Maybe you should see a specialist.”
“Nobody specialises in what I’ve got,” Appleyard said,”because nobody else has got it.”
When the squadron had assembled in the anteroom, Rufus Milne opened the letter from Brigade HQ. It was heavily sealed in a square brown envelope of thick paper, and he used a penknife to slit the end. A few men watched him but most looked at something else: the empty fireplace, the faded pattern of the carpet, dust-motes slanting in the air. When he closed the knife, its click was loud. “Flying orders for tomorrow,” he said. “Morning. One flight to provide escorts for artillery observation. That’ll be ‘C Flight. Various rendezvous with various Quirks from 9 Squadron at various times – Frank will have all the details. First rendezvous is 10.00 hours. You’ll be over the usual areas: Pozières, Mametz, Montauban.” The names produced a few soft groans. “Evening: one flight to provide escort for a photoreconnaissance patrol from IS Squadron. That’ll be ‘A’ Flight, and I shall lead it. No more details yet; they’ll be telephoned through to us. But if the weather is clear and sunny, the patrol will be late in the evening, when the shadows are long. It seems that shadows can be very revealing on photographs. That’s all, except to welcome Kellaway, just arrived from Blighty.” Kellaway blushed and looked at his boots. “Kellaway and Paxton are in reserve until we get some more aeroplanes. That’s all.” Paxton did not blush. He chewed on a forefinger and watched Milne. The stillness and silence broke now that everyone knew the worst, which was not so bad after all; no worse than most days, in fact. The gramophone began playing ragtime. There was laughter, and a chair fell over. “Come and have a drink,” Piggott said to Kellaway. “Tell me all the latest London scandal. You too, Paxton.”