The Gloucesters beat the Irish Rifles, and the airmen beat the sappers.
“They weren’t really trying,” said Douglas Goss. “Did you see their number seven? He kept spilling a bit so that he had to be topped up again.”
“Ask me, they should be disqualified,” said O’Neill.
“Can’t do that, old boy,” the adjutant pointed out. “They’ve already lost.”
“Don’t deserve to lose,” Mayo said. “Wouldn’t be allowed to lose in Russia.”
“The Gloucesters are ready,” the adjutant said.
Piggott groaned. “They must have guts like firebuckets. Come on, then. Where’s Kellaway?”
“Throwing up his guts into a firebucket,” O’Neill said.
“Prince Boris will take his place,” Milne declared.
“I’ll get another firebucket,” O’Neill said.
“Russian royal family never throws up,” Mayo told him.
“In Russia, I have a serf who throws up for me.”
The contest had attracted a lot of spectators from the square. In corners, a couple of private fights were going on: sprawling, ineffectual brawls between men too drunk to punch. The adjutant watched it all with the eye of experience. “You know, old man,” he said,”at this rate the military police are bound to turn up soon.”
“If they care to enter a team, Uncle,” Milne said,”we shall be more than willing to entertain the challenge.”
One of the gunners performed the starting ceremony. The leader of the Gloucesters’ eight was so keen that he choked on his wine, and his team never recovered. Hornet Squadron won the first leg handily.
The night was warm and still. Bats hunted moths by the light of a moon that was as white and pure as a new gas mantle. A trail of translucent cloud lay beside it; otherwise the sky was clear and rich with stars. If you stared at them long enough it was possible to feel the Earth turning. Or maybe that was dizziness helped by a stiff neck. Paxton rubbed his neck, and the universe went back to behaving itself properly.
He was sitting in the pilot’s cockpit of an FE2b. It had been a very boring evening for him. After he had censored the men’s letters there was nothing left to fill his time. He could have sprawled in a chair in the mess and drunk whisky, but his lunchtime drinking had left him feeling that whisky was overrated, and he was too restless to sprawl for more than ten minutes, so he went for a walk.
Inevitably it led towards the aeroplanes. Some were inside canvas hangars; some were in the open, tied down at the wingtips and the tail in case the wind strengthened in the night. Paxton strolled around one, touching the nose, stroking the wings. The smell excited him: burnt engine oil, the tang of dope, a whiff of petrol, and something new to him, something harsh and peppery that might possibly be cordite.
Nobody was watching; the camp was asleep. And besides, he was Orderly Officer wasn’t he? The canvas cover peeled off the cockpit easily and he climbed in. The seat fitted like a snug armchair. His feet found the rudder pedals and his hands closed on the joystick. A slight move, a tiny pressure, and he sensed an answering tension in the control cables. Paxton took a great breath through his nose. The way the plane sat forward on its tricycle undercarriage, nose-down and tail-high, he could easily imagine he was flying. There was nothing to be seen in front but the night, nothing above but the stars. He stared at them for a long time. When he looked down he saw a figure walking on the airfield.
It turned out to be Corporal Lacey. Paxton put his revolver away. “What are you doing out here, corporal?” he asked.
“Picking dandelions. They abound.”
“Pretty silly thing to do, isn’t it?”
“Perhaps. It depends on your yardstick of silliness. Man took millions of years to emerge from the swamp and now look at him! Armies and armies of soldiers, all squatting in the longest ditch in the world. It’s really quite funny. Provided you’re not in the ditch, of course.” Lacey plucked another dandelion and blew its crown of seeds away.
Paxton was annoyed by Lacey’s lack of patriotism but he was also taken aback by his casual reasoning. He said: “You ought to be careful. You’re in danger of becoming a pacifist.”
“I am a pacifist.”
“Are you, indeed?” Paxton felt challenged. It took him a few seconds to remember the correct response. “And what would you do if you saw a German soldier raping your sister?”
“I’d get the brandy bottle. The poor man would need comforting after a dreadful experience like that.”
Paxton scoffed. “It’s clear you’ve never seen anyone being raped.”
“It’s clear you’ve never seen my sister. Rape is her only hope. She prays each night for a speedy German invasion of Bognor Regis.” Lacey smoothed his hair. “Which reminds me: how are you getting on with Mr. O’Neill?”
“The man’s an absolute pig. ”
“Ah.” Lacey demolished another dandelion. “I was afraid of that. You see, your difficulty is that you’re not Toby Chivers.”
“And never will be.”
“True. But you’re in Toby Chivers’ bed and I’m afraid Mr. O’Neill can’t accept that. They were terribly close, you see.”
“I don’t care if they were Siamese twins, he has no right to behave like an Australian pig.” Paxton realised that he shouldn’t be talking to a corporal like this, but it was too late now. “According to Fidler, the fellow’s not even a genuine colonial. Is that right?”
“Yes and no. He was born in Australia, but his family sent him to England to be educated when he was only six. As it was scarcely worth going home for the holidays, he stayed until he was eighteen, and then joined the Army.”
“So all his Australian rubbish is just… just rubbish.”
“A natural reaction against the Anglican piety and cold baths of Lancing College. Not to mention the food, which I’m told was even worse than—”
“Hey! Who’s that?” Paxton pointed to a dim, remote figure walking across the airfield. “Stop!” he shouted. The figure immediately ran. He chased it but within twenty paces it had merged into the night.
“Probably only a peasant,” Lacey said. “They often do a bit of poaching. Hares and partridge and so on.”
“Not while I’m Orderly Officer they don’t. Where’s the damn Duty NCO?”
“In the guardroom, I expect. Goodnight.” Lacey waved a hand in farewell. It was not a salute, but Paxton didn’t stay to argue about it.
The Fourth of June had been fully celebrated. There was nothing intact left to celebrate.
Lord Trafford was staying overnight with a cousin who was a general and who occupied a small château outside Amiens. Trafford liked talking and he knew that his cousin alone would be a poor audience, so he invited fifteen o twenty officers to join him for champagne at the château. The quartet from Hornet Squadron went along.
“He was always called ‘Sally’ Chandler,” Trafford said. “Eton had some mighty floggers in my day but Sally Chandler stood out. He had a magnificent arm. He once flogged thirty boys before breakfast. Thirty boys! Just think of it.” Trafford beamed. “That was the great thing about Eton in my day. There was none of this modern nonsense about justice, or fair play. Everyone got flogged whether he deserved it or not. And, of course, we did deserve it. But I understand all that’s changed now.”