I held a finger above Goblin's dome, pointing down. He had not had a crop come in during my lifetime.
Swan said, "Kind of looks like your widow's peak is sagging back a little, too. Probably comes of banging your head on the bottoms of so many tables." Swan looked at me, an eyebrow raised. "He been in the ganja or something?"
"No. He just hasn't gotten over the fact that he went toe to toe with your girlfriend and came out ahead on points." Swan had suggested a good point indirectly, though. With hemp such a common weed, it was a wonder that Goblin and One-Eye had not gotten in on the entertainment side of that crop.
Goblin understood what I was thinking without me saying a word. He told me, "We don't have anything to do with it because it screws up your head."
"And that water-buffalo urine you brew back there doesn't?"
"That's pure medicine, Sleepy. You ought to try it. It's chock-full of stuff that's good for you."
"My diet is just fine, Goblin. Except for the fish and the rice."
"That's what I'm saying. We take up a collection, buy us a pig... never mind what Sahra says. There ain't nothing sweeter than some fatback and beans—"
Swan had invited himself to accompany us in our seventy-foot trek to Narayan's cage. He said, "I'll kick in on that myself. I haven't tasted bacon in over twenty years."
"Shit," Goblin said. "You're going to kick in? Man, you don't even have a name anymore. You're dead."
"I could run up to the Palace, dig around under my mattress. Times haven't been all bad for me."
"You won't marry me, Sleepy," Goblin said, "then you oughta marry Swan. He's got a hoard put back and he's too damned old to bother you with any of that man stuff. Narayan Singh. Get your skinny, shit-smelling ass up from there and talk to me."
Swan whispered, "Survival must be a real powerful drug."
"I expect it is when you're Goblin's age," I agreed.
"I guess it is at any age."
"Meaning?" I asked.
"Meaning, I guess, I should've headed back north a long time ago. I got nothing going for me here. I should've started moseying when Blade and Cordy went down. But I couldn't. And it wasn't just Soulcatcher twisting my arm."
"Umm?"
"I'm a loser. We were all losers. All three of us. We couldn't even make it as soldiers in the old empire. We deserted. Blade got his ass thrown to the crocodiles for smarting off to the priests back in his home country. We never had no real start-up, any of us. Me and Cordy only headed on down here because once we got to running, it took a long time to stop. Now I don't have my friends anymore, I don't have anybody to goose me into doing things."
I did not enlighten him about the health of Blade and Mather, who were among the Captured, but I did point out, "You can't be entirely inadequate. You've had some kind of commission or other from the Taglian throne practically since you got here."
"I'm an outsider. I make a great fall guy. Everybody knows who I am and everybody can recognize me. So the Protector or the Radisha puts me out front where I can take the heat for all their unpopular decisions."
"Now they'll need to find somebody else."
"Don't give me that look. I wouldn't join the Black Company if you promised to marry me and make me Captain, too. You guys got doom written all over you."
"What do you want?"
"Me? Since I don't got the stones or the young body to go home anymore—and home wouldn't be there when I showed up anyway—what I'd like to do is what we tried to do when we first came down here. Set me up a little brewery, spend my last few years making people's lives a little easier."
"I'm sure Goblin and One-Eye would be happy to take on a partner."
"Them two? No way. They'd drink up half the product. They'd get drunk and get in a fight and start throwing the barrels at each other—"
He had a point. "You have a point. Though they've shown considerable self-control lately."
"It helps you pay attention if your fuckup will get you killed. I'm always surprised by this guy." He meant Narayan Singh. "He looks like such a trivial little wart. There're ten thousand that look just like him out there on the streets right now and not one will ever do anything more important than starve to death."
"If I thought it would do any good, I'd starve this one to death, too. Narayan. I'm back. Are you going to talk to me today?"
Singh raised his eyes. He seemed serene, at peace. That could be said for Stranglers. They never had trouble with their consciences. "Good morning, young woman. Yes. We can talk. I took your advice. I went to the goddess. And she approved your petition. Frankly, I was surprised. She set down no special conditions for making a bargain. Other than that the lives and well-being of her chief agents remain unimpaired."
Swan was more taken aback than I was. "You got the right guy here, Sleepy?"
"I don't know. I figured they'd still try to weasel a little even after they couldn't stall anymore." This required a little thought. Or a lot of thought. And maybe some worry. "I'm definitely pleased, Narayan. Definitely. Where's the Key?"
Narayan smiled a smile almost as ugly as One-Eye's. "I'll take you to it."
"Aha," I murmured. "I see. The first shoe drops. Fine. When will you be ready to travel?"
"As soon as the girl recovers. You may have noticed she's been sick."
"Yes, I did. I thought it must be her time of the month." A horrible, horrible thought occurred to me. "She's not pregnant, is she?"
The look on Singh's face told me that notion was completely unthinkable to him.
"That's good. But it doesn't matter, Narayan. As long as we're conspiring together, Deceivers and Black Company, you two aren't going to be a team. It's a sad truth, Narayan Singh, but I just don't trust you. And her I wouldn't trust if she was in her grave."
He smiled like he knew a secret. "But you expect us to trust you."
"Based on the well-known fact that once it has sworn a thing, the Company always keeps its word. Yes." A slight exaggeration, of course.
Narayan glanced at Swan for just a second. He smiled again. "I guess that's just going to have to be good enough for me."
I pasted on my most scintillating false smile. "Wonderful. We're in business together. I'll get some people ready for an expedition. Do we have far to go?"
Smile. "Not far. Just a few days south of the city."
"Ha. The Grove of Doom. I should have guessed."
I led Swan away. I rejoined the fellows at the card table. "I want Singh's son brought in as soon as we can get him." It could not hurt to have a little extra ammunition.
43
I don't know what to do with myself, not having to work," Sahra told me. She and Tobo were huddled in front of the mist box, sharing what they could with Murgen. I was pleased to see mother and son getting along.
I suggested, "There's always work for those who want to put out the buttons that'll remind everyone about us after we're gone. There's always something that needs lugging down to the river."
"To paraphrase Goblin, I don't miss work so much I'm actually going to volunteer to do some. Was there something?"
"The guys just brought in Singh's son. Good-looking fellow. They also brought in a couple of rescripts they found posted on the official announcement pillars. Put up since the Radisha went into seclusion."
"What do they say?"
"Mainly that she's willing to pay some pretty big rewards for information leading to the apprehension of any member of the gang of vandals masquerading as members of the long defunct Black Company and causing public disorders."
"Will anybody believe that?"
"If she says it often enough. I don't care about her telling tall tales. I care about the reward offers. There're people out there who'd sell their mothers. She puts a couple of no-goods on the street throwing money around and bragging about how they cashed in, somebody who really knows something might decide to bet the long odds."