“You are so very kind, Miss Higgins,” said Tom Catts, “and on behalf of myself and my four friends — Mr. Pardlow and Mr. Holborne, and young Mr. Harrison and the habitually churlish Mr. Castle — allow me to say that we eagerly await your answer.”
With that, Tom Catts bowed to bid Miss Higgins good morning. And all his mates did the same, young Mr. Harrison’s bow being ridiculously deep and quite formal (for he had attended two classes in etiquette from a woman of breeding who had come to town to uplift and enlighten its youth, but left quickly thereafter when she discovered that Tulleford had neither iced champagne nor a vol-au-vent or timbale which wasn’t rancid to the taste and pasty in its constituency).
Ruth was waiting for Jane just inside the door to the shop. “Jane, you must know that Mrs. Colthurst is quite worried that the lilac-coloured muslin gowns for the five Misses Cuthwaite won’t be ready for that family’s trip to London on Saturday. Unless, that is, you and I work doubly hard in the absence of the others.”
“I shall work late into the night if need be,” replied Jane. “I’ll tell her not to worry.”
Ruth elevated her eyebrows with anticipation. “And so what was made of my request for chaperons? Is the whole thing now scotched?”
“On the contrary, Ruth. To their credit, the young men expressed a decided willingness to accommodate you.”
Upon Ruth’s look of surprise, Jane drew her friend into the rear workroom, so as to avoid Mrs. Colthurst’s curious gaze. Still, she spoke no louder than a whisper: “I should like to wait a day or two before asking Mrs. Colthurst to accompany us. Her mind is, at present, much too occupied with the Cuthwaite gowns.”
Jane and Ruth settled behind their sewing tables.
Ruth sighed with discontent. “Even with chaperons, I’m not certain—”
“It is a picnic, Ruth,” Jane snapped, “and nothing more. And I must say that the young men have had their eye on us for some time. So the invitation was a natural consequence of their long-lived interest.”
Ruth remonstrated with a slow and negatory turn of the head. “Had their eye? I should say ‘their ogling eye’ would be the better way to put it.”
“Still, you do not fully know a man until you’ve had opportunity to see him at his leisure out-of-doors, capering through a fragrant meadow, taking a gentle hand to guide a young maiden over the slippery stones of a murmuring brook.”
Ruth whistled. “How you fancy this alfresco holiday which you and your cohort Mr. Catts have devised for us! I should like to see how the others take to it — especially Carrie, who hasn’t exchanged so much as two words with any of our town lads since she was a chattering child of four.”
“You may very well be wrong about Carrie. She told me only two days ago that she fears her life has lost its savour.”
A smile now curled Ruth’s lips. “There may be some literal truth to that, when one remembers that her mother cannot bake a muffin which isn’t burnt to indigestibility.”
“Yet she tries,” laughed Jane indelicately. “Oh bless the woman, she does try!”
The two stitched for a moment without speaking. Then Ruth said, “Oh Jane, you won’t hate me too much if I don’t join you on Sunday.”
“Too much? I shall hate you more than it is possible to hate another. Now there are five of them and there are five of us, and if you do not come, there shall only be four of us and that would put the whole thing out of balance.”
“But the young men will come to know I haven’t any interest in a connexion of any sort. It will be like the parlour game of musical chairs in which one chair is removed and then someone is left without a seat when the music stops.”
“But why do you impute this picnic with such serious purpose? It is merely the means by which ten young people who are seldom placed in the way of one another other than as unacquainted passers-by may enjoy a few hours of leisurely and inconsequential companionship. The good Lord knows I have sought to have the four of you accompany me to the village dances where we may meet some interesting young men, but each of you does not agree to it for all your various reasons: Carrie fears her mother will sit at home alone and pluck and plink and weep and burn things in the kitchen. Molly’s father desires to keep her close at hand. Maggie’s mother has no control over her, but Maggie is nonetheless motivated by her desire to avoid the society of farm boys who will reek of hay and manure and perturb her digestion. And you — it cannot be said too strongly — you haven’t use for boy or man in this or any other life you shall ever live. So…we do not dance. We do nothing all day but stitch and sew and net and chitter, and when we are not in harness we may shop and sup a little together, but ’tis always within our own circle, and the one time we took the train to Manchester for a girls’ holiday, if you will recall, we shopped and supped and chittered and met no young man of any consequence whatsoever, and it constituted no startling surprise, I must tell you. These five young men from the mill may not be men at whom we may wish to set our caps, my dear Ruth, but I have no doubt their company will at least constitute a pleasant diversion.”
“I don’t believe you. I don’t believe you and Molly and Maggie and Carrie won’t be seeking husbands in this bargain. And, by the by, what if either Dr. Osborne or Mrs. Barton opposes this venture?”
“Then someone should blow the horn of hypocrisy and blow it loudly! For how can it be fair for either of them in the midst of their own autumnal courtship to deprive their respective daughters of similar romantic fulfilment?”
Ruth shook her head, her face darkened by fearful concern. “What I see withal is calamity and disaster, for we do not know just what these men are up to.”
“I choose to give them the benefit of the drought.”
“What is that?”
“I said that I choose to give them the benefit of the doubt.”
“That isn’t what you said.”
“It very well is.”
“It isn’t. You said drought. You said ‘benefit of the drought.’ And I say that this sums things up perfectly.”
Maggie sate upon a stile. Molly paced. Carrie shook her head anxiously.
“There can be no resolution,” asserted Carrie, “if neither of you is willing to speak another word to the other. This is why we stand here apart from town, where none shall hear us but the errant cow. So talk. The both of you. Or I shall find things to chuck at you for inducement?”
“There’s nothing else to be said,” answered Molly sulkily. “Every word that flies from her mouth casts aspersions upon my father, for Maggie cannot draw a difference between her deceased father, who was a disreputable toper, and my perfectly alive and happy and loving father who wants only for his new wife (and by obvious association both his residual daughter and his prospective daughter) to be blissful and contented with this impending union.”
“Impending?” muttered Maggie. “I should say not. For I will stop the marriage by all means available to me.”
“You most certainly will not.”
Maggie amplified her voice to match the intensity of her manner. “I will and I must. Mamma has suffered far too much already. Shall I name her woes and throes? Her many years of ill health. The terrible loss of two of her daughters. And then the dissipated decline of a husband whose useless life ended when he stepped, stupefied by the spirits, into the path of a fully-stoked L&NWR 2-2-2 Number 302 °Cornwall locomotive.” Maggie took a moment to fetch her breath. “I will not subject this poor mother of mine to the possibility of yet another heavy dose of sorrow and regret.”