Weatherman
Lois McMaster Bujold
Author's Note
“Weatherman”, a Miles Vorkosigan novella, first saw print in the February 1990 issue of Analog Science Fiction Magazine.
It went on from that appearance, the following year, to garner a nomination for the Hugo Award in the novella category, but I withdrew it from the list of final nominees in favor of my novel The Vor Game (first printing September 1990 from Baen Books), from which it was an out-take. Prolific authors may in a fortunate year have different works up for award nominations in several categories; it seemed to me to be double-dipping, however, to have what was in large measure the same work up in two different categories. I was later glad for that coin-toss, because The Vor Game won my first Hugo Award for Best Novel, at ChiCon V, the 1991 Chicago World Science Fiction Convention.
The Vor Game was not a simple extension of the novella; the story of how Miles returned to the Dendarii Mercenaries, whom he’d left so precipitously at the end of The Warrior’s Apprentice, was conceived in one piece, and I only saw as the work progressed how the Kyril Island setting and its underlying themes made the opening section so neatly detachable as a stand-alone tale. Happily, the Analog editor agreed. The Vor Game, as well as the work to which it is a sequel, The Warrior’s Apprentice, are as of this writing still in print from Baen Books in the form of the omnibus volume Young Miles. An e-edition of the omnibus is available from Webscriptions at www.baen.com
This e-edition has been newly edited by the author, to tidy up some minor grammatical issues.
"Weatherman"
“Ship duty!” chortled the ensign four ahead of Miles in line. Glee lit his face as his eyes sped down his orders, the plastic flimsy rattling slightly in his hands. “I’m to be junior weaponry officer on the Imperial Cruiser Commodore Vorhalas. Reporting at once to Tanery Base Shuttleport for orbital transfer.” At a pointed prod he removed himself with an unmilitary skip from the way of the next man in line, still hissing delight under his breath.
“Ensign Plause.” The aging sergeant manning the desk managed to look bored and superior at the same time, holding the next packet up with deliberation between thumb and forefinger. How long had he been holding down this post at the Imperial Military Academy? Miles wondered. How many hundreds—thousands—of young officers had passed under his bland eye at this first supreme moment of their careers? Did they all start to look alike after a few years? The same fresh green uniforms. The same shiny blue plastic rectangles of shiny new-won rank armoring the high collars. The same hungry eyes, the go-to-hell graduates of the Imperial Services’ most elite school with visions of military destiny dancing in their heads. We don’t just march on the future, we charge it.
Plause stepped aside, touched his thumbprint to the lock-pad, and unzipped his envelope in turn.
“Well?” said Ivan Vorpatril, just ahead of Miles in line. “Don’t keep us in suspense.”
“Language school,” said Plause, still reading.
Plause spoke all four of Barrayar’s native languages perfectly already. “As student or instructor?” Miles inquired.
“Student.”
“Ah, ha. It’ll be galactic languages, then. Intelligence will be wanting you, after. You’re bound off-planet for sure,” said Miles.
“Not necessarily,” said Plause. “They could just sit me in a concrete box somewhere, programming translating computers till I go blind.” But hope gleamed in his eyes.
Miles charitably did not point out the major drawback of Intelligence, the fact that you ended up working for Chief of Imperial Security Simon Illyan, the man who remembered everything. But perhaps on Plause’s level he would not encounter the acerb Illyan.
“Ensign Lubachik.”
Lubachik was the secondmost painfully earnest man Miles had ever met; Miles was therefore unsurprised when Lubachik zipped open his envelope and choked, “ImpSec. The advanced course in Security and Counter-assassination.”
“Ah, palace guard school,” said Ivan with interest, kibbitzing over Lubachik’s shoulder.
“That’s quite an honor,” Miles observed. “Illyan usually pulls his students from the twenty-year men with rows of medals.”
“Maybe Emperor Gregor asked Illyan for someone nearer his own age,” suggested Ivan, “to brighten the landscape. Those prune-faced fossils Illyan usually surrounds him with would give me depressive fits. Don’t let on you have a sense of humor, Lubachik, I think it’s an automatic disqualification.”
Lubachik was in no danger of losing the posting if that were so, Miles reflected.
“Will I really meet the Emperor?” Lubachik asked. He turned nervous eyes on Miles and Ivan.
“You’ll probably get to watch him eat breakfast every day,” said Ivan. “Poor sod.” Did he mean Lubachik, or Gregor? Gregor, definitely.
“You Vorish types know him—what’s he like?”
Miles cut in before the glint in Ivan’s eye could materialize into some practical joke. “He’s very straightforward. You’ll get along fine.”
Lubachik moved off, looking faintly reassured, rereading his flimsy.
“Ensign Vorpatril,” intoned the sergeant. “Ensign Vorkosigan.”
Tall Ivan collected his packet and Miles his, and they moved out of the way with their two comrades.
Ivan unzipped his envelope. “Ha. Imperial HQ in Vorbarr Sultana for me. I am to be, I’ll have you know, aide-de-camp to Commodore Jollif, Operations.” He bowed and turned the flimsy over. “Starting tomorrow, in fact.”
“Ooh,” said the ensign who’d drawn ship duty, still bouncing slightly. “Ivan gets to be a secretary. Just watch out if General Lamitz asks you to sit on his lap, I hear he—”
Ivan flipped him an amiable rude gesture. “Envy, sheer envy. I’ll get to live like a civilian. Work seven to five, have my own apartment in town—no girls on that ship of yours up there, I might point out.” Ivan’s voice was even and cheerful, only his eyes failing to totally conceal his disappointment. Ivan had wanted ship duty, too. They all did.
Miles did. Ship duty. Eventually, command, like my father, his father, his, his . . . A wish, a prayer, a dream . . . He hesitated for self-discipline, for fear, for a last lingering moment of high hope. He thumbed the lock-pad and unzipped the envelope with deliberate precision. A single plastic flimsy, a handful of travel passes. . . . His deliberation lasted only for the brief moment it took him to absorb the short paragraph before his eyes. He stood frozen in disbelief, began reading again from the top.
“So what’s up, coz?” Ivan glanced down over Miles’s shoulder.
“Ivan,” said Miles in a choked voice, “have I got a touch of amnesia, or did we indeed never have a meteorology course on our sciences track?”
“Five-space math, yes. Xenobotany, yes.” Ivan absently scratched a remembered itch. “Geology and terrain evaluation, yes. Well, there was aviation weather, back in our first year.”
“Yes, but . . .”
“So what have they done to you this time?” asked Plause, clearly prepared to offer congratulations or sympathy as indicated.