“OK.”
Norma went to the back door and called to Macky, who was digging in the red-worm bed. “Macky, you have a phone call.”
“Who is it?”
“Aunt Elner.”
“Tell her I’ll call her in just a minute.”
“She wants you to come to the phone right now.”
“Find out what she wants.”
“Aunt Elner, he says to ask you what you need.”
“Well … I need to talk to him about something.”
“All right. Hold on. Macky, she needs to talk to you right now.”
“OK.” Macky got up and brushed the dirt off his hands. He came into the kitchen and headed for the phone. Norma stopped him before he reached it. “Macky, wash your hands. I don’t want worm germs on my phone!” He went to the kitchen sink.
“What does she want, do you know?”
“No, I don’t. But it sounds urgent.” Norma pulled a paper towel off her rack and handed it to him. “Here, use this.” He dried his hands and picked up the phone. “Hi, what’s up?”
Aunt Elner said, “Is Norma standing there?”
“Yes.”
“Well, don’t let on something is wrong, but I need you to come over here and look at what somebody put in my door and tell me what you think.”
“All right.”
“And look and see if there’s anything stuck in your front door and if there is, get it and don’t let Norma see it, she’s nervous enough as it is.”
“Okeydokey.”
Aunt Elner was standing on her front porch waiting for him when he came walking up. “Was there anything in your door?”
Macky shook his head. “Nope, not a thing.” And stepped over her cat, Sonny, who was lying on the sidewalk.
“Well, would you look what somebody put in mine? Take a look at this and tell me what you think about it.” She handed him a bright, strawberry-colored piece of paper with bold black print:
BEWARE—ARMAGEDDON IS AT HAND. THE END OF THE WORLD IS IMMINENT! REVEREND CLAY STILES HAS HADA REVELATION FROM GOD REGARDING THE END OF THE WORLD. THIS INFORMATION IS BASED UPON INSIGHTS. INSIGHTS INTO THE FINAL EVENTS THAT HE RECEIVED FROM GOD THIS PAST APRIL AND HAS THE EXACT DATE. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 555-2312 FOR FREE BOOKLET.
Aunt Elner said, “What do you think, should I give him a call?”
“No, Aunt Elner, he’s just some quack trying to get money.”
“Do you think so? It says ‘free.’ ”
“They just want you on their mailing list, to ask for donations.”
“So I shouldn’t worry that he knows what he’s talking about?”
“He’s just some idiot. Throw it out. It’s just a scam.”
“Oh, well, it’s a good thing I called you first because I sure don’t want to get on another person’s mailing list, even if he is a preacher. I get enough junk mail as it is.”
“That’s right.”
“Now that you’re here, sit on the porch with me for a little while.
I’ll make some tea.”
He walked up the stairs. “All right, I’ll have some tea with you.”
Macky sat in the yellow-and-white-polka-dotted glider and pushed himself back and forth, waiting. Aunt Elner came back and handed him his glass. “Let me ask you this, Macky.”
“What?”
Aunt Elner sat down. “Would you want to know when the end of the world was coming? I don’t know if I’d want to know; I think I’d just as soon wait and be surprised, wouldn’t you?”
“I guess so.”
“Is that sweet enough?”
“Fine.”
“What would you do if you knew for sure the end of the world was coming next Tuesday?”
Macky thought a moment. “Oh, I don’t know. Nothing, I guess. What could you do, really? What would you do?”
“I wouldn’t clean house for a week, I’ll tell you that.”
“Maybe I’d go to Florida,” Macky said. “Or something.”
“I think it’s better that none of us know when it’s coming, or if it’s coming in our lifetime. That way life’s more of a gamble, don’t you think?”
“Oh, yeah.”
“People like to gamble, don’t they? I like to play bingo. Not knowing when it’s coming keeps us on our toes, keeps us guessing.”
Macky agreed.
After a while, Aunt Elner said, “Do you think it’s gonna rain?”
Macky leaned out and looked up. “God, I hope not. I want to go out on the lake this afternoon.”
“What would make you want to go to Florida?”
“What?”
“If you knew the end of the world was coming.”
“Oh, I don’t know. Guess I’d like to get in some good fishing before I go.”
“But, Macky, you don’t want to be around a bunch of strangers in Florida when the end comes, do you?”
“Well …”
“I think it would be better not to travel at a time like that. Best to be in your own home, don’t you think?”
“I guess so.”
“You’d want Norma and Linda to be there, in your family group, wouldn’t you? You know Norma would not go to Florida, you know her; she’d want to get the house spick and span. They say that will be Judgment Day. You want to be where you’re supposed to be, so He wouldn’t have to come looking for you. I think we better stay right where we are.”
“I suppose you’re right, Aunt Elner.” He stood up. “Well, I guess I’d better head on back home, I’ve got some more stuff Norma wants me to take care of.”
“OK, honey. I appreciate your coming over.”
He went down the steps and Aunt Elner called after him. “Don’t tell Norma what we were talking about. The end of the world and all that!”
“I won’t,” he said as he waved good-bye over his shoulder, and stepped over Sonny, who never moved.
A Dilemma for Dena
New York City
1973
Dena had met the Reverend Charles Hamilton at several charity fund-raisers and had been surprised. Every year Reverend Hamilton was named as one of the ten most admired men in America. His church in New York was not the largest but he had become well known nationally because of his books. Although he and his wife, Peggy, had both come from humble beginnings, a small town in rural Kentucky, over the years he had become known as the man who swayed and inspired millions and counseled presidents. Still, apart from his popular public appearances, he tried to keep a low profile in his personal life. Dena had no special interest in preachers, but found the Hamiltons to be exactly what they seemed to be, two extremely nice and genuinely kind people.
At first glance Peggy Hamilton would not strike you as being beautiful, but she was one of those women who, after you spent some time with her, became more and more attractive and then, suddenly, became beautiful. When she talked she made you feel like you were the most important person in the room. Although she usually had only men friends Dena genuinely liked Mrs. Hamilton.
For years now everyone had sought a personal interview with the Hamiltons and they had declined; but, for a reason dear to their hearts, they agreed to give Dena an interview in their home. Years ago, Peggy had quietly founded Children, Inc., an organization that had escalated into a worldwide operation and fed and clothed children. But contributions had slowed and Dena promised to devote half the interview, which would be aired on the network, to promoting Children, Inc., and the other talking about their family life, their marriage, and the secret of its success. Dena was excited. She knew they had picked her to do it because they liked her and it couldn’t have come at a better time. She knew Ira Wallace was getting closer and closer to a decision about possibly adding her to the major news show, and this would be another important interview she had brought in on her own.