She nods. “D-o-n-e, done. Maybe I need a hobby or something instead,” she says with a forlorn expression.
“Hobbies are good,” I agree, my tone encouraging. “I know it’s not really a hobby but I work out a lot and it’s a great stress release.”
“I was thinking more along the lines of something brain numbing like Sudoku or needlepoint.”
“Sorry, but I can’t picture either of those satisfying you. How about tennis? Do you play? I used to, and there are great courts you can pay for by the hour down on Whitsett. Why don’t you come with me and we can just knock the ball around . . . how does that sound?”
She looks so deep in thought that she doesn’t appear to be listening to me. “Maybe I should join your no-sex club.” She nods her head. “ASU or whatever you called it. Would you take me with you?”
“ASU is a university in Arizona, it’s AUL, and I’ll take you if it’s what you really want but you’ve got to tell me first what happened.”
Her expression gets dark. “He called me a slut,” she whispers.
My head jerks toward her. “What?”
“Scott, that guy from Tinder, called me a slut and a whore.”
There’s an explosion in my chest. It’s fury weighted with the gut-kick that I didn’t protect her from the very thing I feared.
“When did he call you that?” My fingers curl into fists.
“During the sex.” She looks at me wide-eyed and in that moment she looks like a little girl. “He pulled my hair hard, and told me I was a dirty whore . . . that he couldn’t believe he was fucking such a nasty slut.”
I have to focus on breathing so I don’t explode. “What did you do?”
“I just laid there stunned. And when it was over he couldn’t stop talking about how friggin’ great it was.”
“Damn,” I say shaking my head.
She curls up tighter. “I just wanted to feel sexy and independent. Like those girls on those racy cable shows.”
I inch over closer to her and when she doesn’t flinch I slide my arm over her shoulder. When she leans into me I pull her closer.
“Oh, Elle. Those girls are fictional characters and that guy is a fucker. You know he didn’t mean that, right? That’s what gets him off . . . it’s not you.”
She leans into me but remains silent.
“When did you have sex with him?”
“A couple of nights ago, and still I can’t get over what he called me . . . all of those awful things. I’m just so angry with myself for not following my instincts when we first hooked up. Yes, I want hot sex but being told I’m a trashy whore feels abusive, not sexy.”
“Have you talked to him since then?”
She shakes her head. “No. He’s left me a few messages to hook up again but I haven’t responded.”
“You want me to tell him to fuck off?”
Her eyes widen. “You’d do that?”
“Sure I’ll do it. He won’t bug you again.” I crack my knuckles as I think of pounding his face in, even though I won’t have the chance to do more than threaten him on the phone.
She drops her head against my shoulder. “You’re really something Paul. Thank you for offering but I’m going to have to do it. I need to stand up for myself, but it means a lot that you want to help.”
“Okay. Well, you know where to find me if you change your mind.”
She wipes her tears away again and sits up straight.
“You know I never thought being a modern woman who embraces her sexuality would be so difficult. Why can’t I enjoy this side of me without being made to feel bad about it?”
“You shouldn’t feel bad about being true to yourself,” I agree.
“Before I got married I used to underplay that side of myself because I wanted to be noted for my intelligence and abilities but look where that got me. It feels like finding a man who embraces my sexual side while still respecting me may be impossible.”
I rub my palms over my knees. “When it comes to sex, men think with their cocks. And we all know cocks are defiant assholes and have minds of their own.”
“Is your cock like that?”
“Well he sure as hell used to be. It’s taken two years of meetings for him to understand that I’m the boss now.”
“What if I never find a man that wants what I want?”
“You will, Elle. You just haven’t looked in the right place yet.”
She smiles at me. “Hey, I forgot to tell you. Your mom called and invited me to dinner.”
I scowl inwardly. “Yeah, she mentioned she might.”
“She was talking up your brother, Paddy. What’s that all about?”
“She has a second career, my mom.”
“Which would be . . .”
“Matchmaker.”
“Ooo. She’s setting me up with your brother? Is he hot like you?”
I have to choke back a laugh. “Well, we’re pretty different. He’s an accountant and he’s four years older than me.”
She scrunches up her nose. “An accountant? That’s not nearly as sexy as a landscape architect.”
“And sprinkler man,” I tease.
She pushes me on my shoulder. “Is he addicted to sex too?”
Embarrassed I look down. “Ah no, . . . He doesn’t share my affliction apparently.”
“Okay . . . so he isn’t as hot as you, he’s an accountant, and he isn’t hot for sex. So why do I want to date him?”
“To make my parents happy.”
“Ha! Your parents! Do you want me to come? I’ll come if you want me to.”
“Don’t do me any favors. Besides, you’ll have to deal with my sister, Trisha. She’s a mouthy firefighter married to a florist. It’s like a bad sitcom.”
“Will her husband be there?”
“He usually doesn’t come. He uses the excuse that he’s working but I think he’s scared of my dad who’s convinced he’s gay.”
“Just because he’s a florist?”
“My dad’s really old school. I’m hoping he’ll ease up if they ever have kids.”
She breaks her first smile since I found her on the couch. “Oh, I’ve got to come now. I’m so curious.”
I’m picturing Elle in her high-heel sandals and bare legs for miles. When my mom gets one look at her it’ll be the last invite for our family dinner. Ma is looking for breeders for her boys, not hot babes.
“Okay then. Just remember that I warned you.” I give her shoulder a squeeze and then scoot to the edge of the couch. “I better go.”
“If you must,” she says.
I glance down at the coffee table and something catches my eye. There’s a short stack of books and the top one’s cover intrigues me. Its title is in bold red letters: Broken, and the picture is of a pissed off guy with tattoos and no shirt on.
I pick it up to examine it more closely.
“What’s this?” I ask.
She tucks her face into her folded arm and groans before mumbling something.
“What was that?”
“It’s a book I just read.”
“What kind of book is this?” I wonder aloud as I study it.
“A romance.” Her cheeks are pink and she looks away.
“What the hell kind of romance is this? This dude looks like he’s going to beat the shit out of someone. Is it a gangbanger romance?”
She giggles softly. “No. It’s an erotic romance.”
“Well seriously? What’s romantic about this? Shouldn’t there be a girl in a low cut pirate dress about to kiss this guy? I remember my mom having some of those in the house.”
She grins. “Pirate dress?”
“You know what I mean. The kind that’s low cut with laces and her tits busting out. If she were on the cover I bet this dude would be a lot less pissed off.”
I reach for the next book in the pile. This one has a guy in a suit with his head cropped off and it’s called, Deal or Die. “Is this a romance, too?” I ask, not hiding the disbelief in my voice.
“It is indeed.”
I flip through the pages. “Is there a lot of sex in these books?”
“Does the sun shine?”
“Is it hot?”
“I thought it was.” She pulls Deal or Die out of my hands. “I burned out two sets of batteries on this book, but I doubt that will happen again.”