Little use to seek advice from Marie-Louise, whose comfortable, practical mind, when it could be said to be active at all, was now devoted to bridge. Bridge parties and vast Progressive Euchre parties at the church, devoted to raising money for war charities, possessed her. Not easy work, for so many of the Blairlogie Catholics were also French Canadians, and their zeal for a war against the enemies of England was wavering at best. But Marie-Louise had eaten the splendid cuisine of the English King, and was an ardent royalist. Madame Thibodeau was even less useful in the campaign to rescue Francis; the child had been baptized a Protestant, and was damned, and what was all the fuss about? The Senator was more helpful, but he was a man of honour and he had signed the Wooden Soldier’s hateful paper guaranteeing that Francis should be a Protestant, and he would not go back on his word; but neither would he interfere if Mary-Ben moved on her own authority. She had better talk to Dr. J.A., who had a long head on him. Don’t go to the priests till you’ve had a word with Dr. J.A.
Excellent advice! Dr. J. A. Jerome knew just what to do. “Frank’s a clever lad,” he said; “reads a great deal for a boy of his years. Lead him gently, Mary-Ben. Have you ever talked to him about his patron saint, for instance?”
Because he was born on September 12, Francis’s only possible patron was the grubby Guy of Anderlecht, a Belgian who had lost all his money in a bad speculation and turned to God in his bankruptcy. Nothing there to light the flame of devotion in a boy of nine. But it was also the day devoted to the Holy Name of Mary, a feast not much heeded, having lost out to the Feast of the Holy Name of Jesus, but it would do for a beginning. So one day Francis found a large oleograph of Mary hanging in his room; it was a reproduction of a Murillo, and, contrary to what might have been expected, he liked it very much. Its soft beauty reminded him of his own mother, whom he saw so rarely, and he listened with interest as Aunt explained how tender and kind the Mother of God was, and how watchful of the fate of little boys. Dr. J.A. was right, as always.
“Not that I approve of what you’re doing, Mary-Ben,” said he. “But I have to give a lot of advice that I wouldn’t think of taking myself. Far better the Blessed Mother than that Son of hers. I never knew a boy yet that I’d trust who really took to that searching, seeking fella.”
“Oh, Joe, you just say that to make me shudder.”
“Maybe I do; maybe I don’t. Half the time I don’t know what I mean. But you seem to be on the right track.”
Francis had never heard of anybody’s mother at St. Alban’s, when he went there with his parents. But he was open to stories about someone who pitied those who were in distress, and increasingly he was in distress.
This was because he had been summarily moved from the Central School, which was not far from St. Kilda, to Carlyle Rural School, which was almost two miles distant, but which included St. Kilda in the outermost reaches of its domain. His transfer was an act of covert spite directed at the Senator by the local school board; the secretary of that board, checking the lists, had discovered that Francis Cornish, by moving a hundred yards from his father’s house to his grandfather’s, had moved into the Carlyle school district, and one September morning when he was in the third grade he and two other children were told at ten o’clock to bundle up their books and report to Miss Helen McGladdery at their new school. Within an hour Francis, for all purposes sufficient to his age and stage of life, descended into Hell, and stayed there for what seemed to him an eternity.
Carlyle Rural School was not, at that time, particularly rural, for it was on the outskirts of Blairlogie in an area inhabited by workers in the Senator’s various mills and factories; it was with their children, and the children of farmers who worked the stony, wretched soil just outside the town, that Francis pursued his academic education and his vastly more significant social, ethical, and economic education.
Having now gained some measure of craftiness, he told Miss McGladdery that his name was Francis Cornish, but she had foreknowledge of his coming, and demanded to know what the C. on the secretary’s message stood for, and the misery of Chicken began all over again with new and ingenious tormentors.
At the first recess a large boy approached him, hit him hard in the face, and said, “Come on, Chicken, let’s see if you can fight.” They fought, and Francis was beaten disastrously.
After that he had to fight twice a day for three weeks, and he was beaten every time. Small boys are not skilled fighters, and though he was hurt and shaken, he suffered no serious damage. But after recess he sat at his desk, wretched and aching, and Miss McGladdery was angry with him because he was inattentive. Miss McGladdery was fifty-nine, and she was soldiering through her teaching career until, at sixty-five, she would be able to retire and, with God’s help, never see any of her former pupils again.
A strong Scots background, and thirty years at Carlyle Rural, had made her an expert disciplinarian. A short, fat, implacable woman, she ruled her three groups—for Carlyle Rural had only two rooms and she took the most advanced classes—not with a rod of iron, but with the leather strap that was issued by the school board as the ultimate instrument of justice. She did not use it often; she had only to take it from a drawer and lay it across her desk to quell any ordinary disobedience. When she did use it, she displayed a strength that even the biggest, most loutish boy dreaded, for not only did she flail his hands until they swelled to red, aching paws, but she tongue-lashed him with a virtuosity that threw her classes into an ecstasy of silent delight.
“Gordon McNab, you’re a true chip off the McNab block. (Slash!) I’ve given the strap to your father (Slash!), and both your uncles (Slash!), and I once gave it to your mother (Slash!), and I’m here to tell the world that you are the stupidest, most ignorant, no-account ruffian of the whole caboodle. (Slash!) And that’s saying something. (Slash!) Now go to your seat, and if I hear a peep out of you except in answer to a question, you’ll get it again and get it worse, because I’ve got it right here in my desk, all ready for you. Do you hear me?”
“Bluh.”
“What? Speak up. What do you say?”
“Yes, Miss McGladdery.”
McNab would slink to his seat, as boys held hands in front of their mouths, and girls, greatly daring, sharpened their fingers at him in disdain. It was useless for McNab to snarl in the schoolyard that Miss McGladdery was a dirty old bitch and her pants stank. He had lost face. Miss McGladdery had the total authority of the captain of a pirate ship.
She knew what happened in the schoolyard, but she did not interfere. Young Cornish’s grandfather was the leading Grit—the hated Liberal Party—and Miss McGladdery was an unwavering Conservative, or Tory. If the boy had so much grit in him, let him show it; she would do nothing until he complained, in which case she would take steps, but she would despise him as a complainer.
He did not complain, but one day a boy hit him in the eye hard enough to blacken it, and he went home knowing that there would be trouble.
It was not the kind of trouble he expected.
Aunt Mary-Ben, horrified, took him at once to Dr. J. A. Jerome. A black eye was nothing, said the doctor; no great harm at all. But then—
“They’re giving you a rough time, Frank? You don’t have to tell me. I know. I know everything that goes on in this town. Did you know that? They’re a rough lot at Carlyle Rural. Do you know the Queensberry Rules?”
Francis had heard something of this code from his father. You didn’t hit below the belt.
“Do you not? Well, Frank, the Queensberry Rules are all very fine in the ring but they’ve never heard of them at Carlyle Rural, or anywhere in Blairlogie, so far as I know. Did you never see the lumbermen fighting on a Saturday night? No, I don’t suppose you have. Those French boys know something about rough fighting. Now look here: you have two fists, and they wouldn’t dent a pound of butter. But you’ve two feet and good strong boots. So the trick is to let your man get close, then you rear back and let him have your right boot slap in his wind. Don’t kick him in the groin; that’s for later. But get his wind. He’ll probably fall down, if you do it right. Then jump on him and beat the stuffing out of him. Give it all you’ve got. He’ll be too busy trying to get his breath to do much. Don’t kill him, but get as near it as you dare. Get him by the ears and bang his head on the ground; you can’t hurt their heads.”