When I got back to the dentist’s office, the fourth grader was still in the chair and Marcus was still reading his math book. That was fine with me—I grabbed my book from the table where I’d left it and settled back to read.
“Some people think it’s possible, you know,” Marcus mumbled.
“What?”
He pointed at my book. “Time travel. Some people think it’s possible. Except those ladies lied, at the beginning of the book.”
“What?”
“Those ladies in the book—Mrs. What, Mrs. Where, and Mrs. Who.”
“Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Which,” I corrected him.
He shrugged.
“What do you mean, they lied? They never lied.” I was getting annoyed. The truth is that I hate to think about other people reading my book. It’s like watching someone go through the box of private stuff that I keep under my bed.
“Don’t you remember?” He leaned forward in his chair. “They’re traveling through time, right? All over the universe, right? And they promise that girl that they’ll have her back home five minutes before she left. But they don’t.”
“How do you know they don’t get her home five minutes before she left? I mean, there’s no clock or anything. They leave at night and they get back the same night. Maybe they left at eight-thirty and got home at eight-twenty-five.”
He laughed. “You don’t need a clock. Think. At the beginning of the book, that girl walks through the vegetable garden—”
“Meg.”
“Huh?”
“You keep saying ‘that girl.’ Her name is Meg.”
“—so she walks to the far side of the vegetable garden and sits on this stone wall, right? So, she can see the garden from where she’s sitting and talking with that boy right? And then those ladies show up and take them away.”
“His name is Calvin. And so what if they can see the garden?”
“So the garden is where they appear when they get back home at the end of the book. Remember? They land in the broccoli. So if they had gotten home five minutes before they left, like those ladies promised they would, then they would have seen themselves get back. Before they left.”
I put my book down and shook my head. “Think about it. They hadn’t even left yet. How could they have gotten back already? They didn’t even know for sure whether they would get back.”
“It doesn’t matter whether they knew it. That’s got nothing to do with it.” He leaned back and shoved his hands in his pockets. “If they land in the broccoli at eight-twenty-five, they should be in the broccoli at eight-twenty-five. Period.”
“That makes no sense,” I said. “What if they couldn’t do it—save Meg’s father and get back in one piece?”
“Then they wouldn’t have landed in the broccoli at all. But they did do it, right?”
“Yes, but—the end can’t happen before the middle!”
He smiled. “Why can’t it?”
“I don’t know—it’s common sense!”
“Common sense! Have you read Relativity? You know—by Einstein?”
I glared at him.
“Einstein says common sense is just habit of thought. It’s how we’re used to thinking about things, but a lot of the time it just gets in the way.”
“In the way of what?”
“In the way of what’s true. I mean, it used to be common sense that the world was flat and the sun revolved around it. But at some point, someone had to reject that assumption, or at least question it.”
“Well, obviously somebody did.”
“Well, duh. Copernicus did! Look, all I’m saying is that at the end of the book, they don’t get back five minutes before they left. Or they would have seen themselves get back—before they left.”
I gave up. “It was dark in the garden,” I said. “Maybe they just couldn’t see themselves from where they were sitting.”
“I thought of that,” he said. “But they would have heard all the yelling, and the dog—”
“My God, what does it matter? It’s a story—someone made it up! You do realize that, don’t you?”
He shrugged. “The story is made up. But time travel is possible. In theory. I’ve read some articles about it.”
“Wow. You really do like math, don’t you?”
He smiled again. With his supershort hair, his head looked like a perfectly round ball when he smiled. “This is more like physics.”
“Fine. You really like physics, don’t you?”
“Yeah.” He picked up my book from the table and flipped through it. “Actually, I had almost this same conversation with my teacher right after I read this. She didn’t understand me at first either.”
“She? Mr. Anderson is a he. You really don’t notice much about people, do you?”
“Not Mr. Anderson. This was in second grade. I wrote a book report about it.”
“In second grade?”
He put the book down. “Yeah. Back in Detroit, where we used to live, till last year. But I don’t talk about this kind of stuff anymore. Usually.”
“Why not?”
He shot me a look. “People don’t want to think about it.”
“I can see why,” I said. “It makes my head hurt.”
“Still, you did better than most people. You’re a pretty smart kid.”
I rolled my eyes. “Gee, thanks.”
* * *
“Okay, Marcus,” the dentist chirped from the other room. “You’re up!”
I watched Marcus slip into the big chair and begin to read his math book again, holding it up with one hand while the dentist worked from the other side. The fourth grader waited for me by the door with his sticker on.
“Miranda, you can go on back to your class,” the dentist called. “Marcus is going to be here awhile. He can walk himself upstairs when we’re through.”
So I picked up my book and hiked back up the stairs with the fourth grader. As we started down the hallway to his classroom, he stopped, and I waited while he peeled the sticker off his shirt, folded it, and stuck it in his pocket.
Things That Smell
For a long time, Colin was just this short kid who seemed to end up in my class every year. In third grade, he and I spent about a week convincing Alice Evans that velour was a kind of animal fur, and she refused to wear it for the rest of the year. But aside from that, we had never hung out together. I’d seen him with his skateboard in the park a few times, and he always let me have a turn on it, but that was all.
And then suddenly he was everywhere. He came downstairs with me and Annemarie at lunch, or yelled “Hold up” and walked to Broadway with us after school to get drinks at Jimmy’s sandwich shop.
It was Colin who had the idea to ask Jimmy for a job. I’m pretty sure he was kidding. Colin was always saying weird stuff to people that made you partly proud to know him and partly wish you weren’t standing next to him. Attention-seeking, is what Mom would call him.
“Hey,” Colin said to Jimmy after school one day in the beginning of November, when we were paying for our Cokes. “You’re always alone in here. How about talking to the owner about giving us jobs?”
“I’m the owner,” Jimmy said. “And who’s ‘us’?”
It was me, Annemarie, and Colin standing there. “Us,” Colin said. “We could work after school.”
Jimmy grabbed a pickle chunk out of the setup tray, which I didn’t know the name of yet, and tossed it into his mouth. “I don’t need help that late. What about when I open up?”