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So I flew to Palm Springs and took a taxicab to Natty’s condominium in Palm Desert.

What a place! It sits out in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the desert, and the first thing you see when you come through the gates is a waterfall! In fact, the whole complex-and how nice it’s going to be when they finish it!-is called Desert Waterfalls. Isn’t that cute? Where they get the water I don’t know, but then again they have a lot of fountains in Las Vegas so I guess these people just know how to do these things.

I thought I’d surprise Natty, but guess what? Natty surprised me! He wasn’t home! Maybe he stayed in Las Vegas for a couple of more days. If I know my Natty, he probably got snuggled up with some chorus girl but I’m not jealous. Good thing he told me where the key was!

Natty’s place is very nice, as you would expect from someone with Natty’s money. It sits right on the edge of a golf course and I wonder if Natty is worried about golf balls coming through his windows! He has a nice living room with a wonderful view of this golf course and the mountains on the other side. He has two bedrooms, so it will be “decent” for me to be there, as Natty says-as if at this age I’m worried about my reputation, but it is very sweet of Natty to be, don’t you think?

All the furniture is white, which I think is very interesting, seeing as how my name is White. Maybe this was just meant to be.

And diary, there’s even a piano!

The place is very clean and neat, which you would not expect from a widower, so I think Natty must have someone come in.

Natty’s condominium sits at the end of the street, so he doesn’t really have any neighbors. There is an unfinished condominium across the street and the only one that is next door to Natty must have burned down. You can still smell the fire smell!

Oh, diary, I hope that Natty was sincere when he invited me to come and stay for a while and that it wasn’t just sweet talk. Natty Silver could always talk a girl right out of her bloomers (blush, blush). But I think he really wants me to be here. I hope he is pleasantly surprised when he comes home and finds me here.

I was relieved to find out that even though Natty doesn’t have neighbors he does have a lot of friends! I don’t think that I was here more than half an hour-I barely had time to freshen up-when the visitors started to arrive!

First there was a nice young couple, Mr. Schaeffer and Miss Done, who wanted to talk with Natty. It was so funny, Diary! The young man asked if “Mr. Silverstein” was home.

I said, “You mean Natty?”

“Natty?” he said.

“Sure!” I said. “Natty Silver!”

You should have seen the smile on this fellow’s face!

“Nathan Silverstein is Natty Silver!?” he asked.

“Sure!” I said.

I thought he was going to start jumping up and down, because it turns out that he is a big fan of Natty’s. He started telling the young woman-who I guess had never heard of Natty (Where’s she from, Diary, Kansas? Ha-ha.)-all about Natty’s days in burlesque, and the old sketches, and lines from Natty’s stand-up routines. This Schaeffer fellow even knew all those stinko beach movies that Natty was in with the boy with the hair and that girl with the bosom. You know, the one that used to be a mouse.

Well, the Schaeffer fellow was so excited that I took the liberty of inviting them in. (I hope Natty doesn’t mind.) The Schaeffer fellow looked all around the place. He was so thrilled to see some of the mementos that Natty has!

“This is a picture of Natty with Phil Gold!” he said.

“I guess so,” I said. Phil Gold was before my time.

“They say that Silver and Gold’s ‘Who’s on First’ was even better than Abbott and Costello’s!” Schaeffer said.

Wait until Natty hears this!

“Don’t get him started on the subject of Lou Costello,” I said.

Well, Schaeffer would have looked around all day but the girl-and she was perfectly nice and polite-had business on her mind because she asked, “When will Mr. Silverstein he back?”

I said I didn’t know but that I hoped it would be soon.

“Are you Mrs. Silverstein?” she asked.

“No, honey,” I said. “There were at least three Mrs. Silversteins but I’m not one of them. I’m just a friend.”

Then the boy seemed to realize that the girl wanted to conduct business because he started to talk in a deeper voice and said, “Will you have him telephone me the moment he gets back?”

Diary, I think that there’s a spark between these two, if you know what I mean.

He handed me his card. I got a little concerned when I saw it because it said, Craig Schaeffer, Attorney-at-Law. I was afraid that I had made a mistake letting them in because maybe it was one of Natty’s ex-wives trying to get more alimony.

So I started to say, “Mr. Schaeffer, if you are some kind of shyster here to try to bleed Natty dry, you can just-”

“No, no,” he said quickly. “It’s nothing like that. Mr. Silver might have seen something.”

“Well, I’ll ask him to call you.”

“Thank you,” said Schaeffer, and I could tell he didn’t want to leave just yet.

Miss Done asked me, “By the way, were you here on the night of May thirtieth?”

“No, honey,” I said. “I was working in Las Vegas.”

The girl turned red so I added, “I play piano.”

I mean, Diary, I may have accepted a lovely parting gift from time to time, but I will not let anyone mistake me for a common hooker.

So I sat down and started to play. I did “I Get a Kick Out of You,” “I’ve Never Been In Love Before” and “What’ll I Do” and they applauded and demanded an encore so I did “Adelaide’s Lament,” which they thought was very funny.

Diary, I must have sung two dozen songs and Schaeffer made tea and we all sang and had tea and chatted and then I said, “Natty must have some booze somewhere in this place.” We found a fifth of Stoli and Schaeffer, made a pitcher of vodka martinis and we all sat out on the patio and had a nice cocktail.

After a while, the girl Pamela sat at the piano and sang “Fairest Lord Jesus” and she and I had a good cry. Guess what, Diary! She’s a Methodist, too! From Nebraska, as it turns out. An old farm girl just like me!

Anyway, they finally had to go-a little tipsy, I think; young people these days just can’t seem to hold their booze-and I was just about to see what was on television when the doorbell rang again.

This was a big fellow, even taller than Schaeffer and with muscles like a weight lifter. Short blond hair, blue eyes, chiseled jaw. Very handsome, if you go for that type.

And the accent, Diary! He talked like one of those Germans in the old movies.

“Izz Natan at hoom?” he asked.

“No, he’s not,” I said. “May I ask who is calling on him?”

He gave me what I’m sure he thought was a very charming smile.

“Yaah,” he said. “I’m a frient of Natan’s. I was driving by and saw lights and chust taught I’t tropp in to zee how Natan is.”

“Well, I’m sure he’ll be back soon,” I said.

Then he smiled kind of funny, Diary. As if he knew something that I didn’t.

“Zen I koom pack latuh,” he said. And left, just like that!

After he left I sat down and tried to think of what Nathan could have seen that a lawyer would want to talk to him about.

And where is Nathan, anyway? He certainly should be home by now.

Anyway, Diary, as soon as I find out the answers to these questions you can be assured that you’ll be the first to know.

Your confidante, Hope

Chapter 15

It was a stupid move.

All the more so because I knew better. Even if I hadn’t known that this sort of maneuver only works in the movies, I should have realized that a 1965 Mustang doing 80 mph on a dirt road does not respond well to life-and-death struggles between the driver and a passenger.