She needed her Beautybarbers.
"Are you ready to give yourself up?" McKie asked.
"That's a stupid question," she said. "You're alone at my command."
"Not quite alone," McKie said, "There are . . ." He broke off at the sly smile which formed on Abnethe's lips.
"You'll note that Fanny Mae has closed the exterior port of her residence," Abnethe said.
McKie shot a glance to his left, saw that the port was closed. Treachery?
"Fanny Mae!" he called. "You assured me . . ."
"No attack," the Caleban said. "Privacy."
McKie imagined the consternation in the enforcers outside right now. But they would never be able to break into the Beachball. He saved his protests, swallowed. The room remained utterly still.
"Privacy, then," he agreed.
"That's better," Abnethe said. "We must reach agreement, McKie. You're becoming somewhat of a nuisance."
"Oh, more than a nuisance, certainly?"
"Perhaps."
"Your Palenki, the one who was going to chop me up - I found him a nuisance, too. Maybe even more than a nuisance. Now that I think about it, I recall that I suffered."
Abnethe shuddered.
"By the way," McKie said, "we know where you are."
"You lie!"
"Not really. You see, you're not where you think you are, Mliss. You think you've gone back in time. You haven't."
"You lie, I say!"
"I have it pretty well figured out," McKie said. "The place where you are was constructed from your connectives - your memories, dreams, wishes . . . perhaps even from things you expressly described."
"What nonsense!" She sounded worried.
"You asked for a place that would be safe from the apocalypse," McKie said. "Fanny Mae warned you about ultimate discontinuity, of course. She probably demonstrated some of her powers, showed you various places available to you along the connectives of you and your associates. That's when you got your big idea."
"You're guessing," Abnethe said. Her face was grim.
McKie smiled.
"You could stand a little session with your Beautybarbers," he said. "You're looking a bit seedy, Mliss."
She scowled.
"Are they refusing to work for you?" McKie persisted.
"They'll come around!" she snapped.
"When?"
"When they see they've no alternative!"
"Perhaps."
"We're wasting time, McKie."
"That's true. What was it you wanted to say to me?"
"We must make an agreement, McKie; just the two of us."
"You'll marry me, is that it?"
"That's your price?" She was obviously surprised.
"I'm not sure," McKie said. "What about Cheo?"
"Cheo begins to bore me."
"That's what worries me," McKie said. "I ask myself how long it would be until I bored you?"
"I realize you're not being sincere," she said, "that you're stalling. I think, however, we can reach agreement."
"What makes you think that?"
"Fanny Mae suggested it," she said.
McKie peered at the shimmering unpresence of the Caleban. "Fanny Mae suggested it?" he murmured.
And he thought, Fanny Mae determines her own brand of reality from what she sees of these mysterious connectives: a special perception tailored to her particular energy consumption.
Sweat dripped from his forehead. He rocked forward, sensing that he stood on the brink of a revelation.
"Do you still love me, Fanny Mae?" he asked.
Abnethe's eyes went wide with surprise. "Whaaat?"
"Affinity awareness," the Caleban said. "Love equates with this coherence I possess of you, McKie."
"How do you savor my single-track existence?" McKie asked.
"Intense affinity," the Caleban said. "Product of sincerity of attempts at communication. I-self-Caleban love you human-person, McKie."
Abnethe glared at McKie. "I came here to discuss a mutual problem, McKie," she flared. "I did not anticipate standing aside for a gibberish session between you and this stupid Caleban!"
"Self not in stupor," the Caleban said.
"McKie," Abnethe said, voice low, "I came to suggest a proposition of mutual benefit. Join me. I don't care what capacity you choose, the rewards will be more than you could possibly . . ."
"You don't even suspect what's happened to you," McKie said. "That's the strange thing."
"Damn you! I could make an emperor out of you!"
"Don't you realize where Fanny Mae has hidden you?" McKie asked. "Don't you recognize this safe . . ."
"Muss!"
It was an angry voice from somewhere behind Abnethe, but the speaker was not visible to McKie.
"Is that you, Cheo?" McKie called. "Do you know where you are, Cheo? A PanSpechi must suspect the truth."
A hand came into view, yanked Abnethe aside. The ego-frozen PanSpechi took her place in the jumpdoor opening.
"You're much too clever, McKie," Cheo said.
"How dare you, Cheo!" Abnethe screamed.
Cheo swirled, swung an arm. There was the sound of flesh hitting flesh, a stifled scream, another blow. Cheo bent away from the opening, came back into view.
"You've been in that place before, haven't you, Cheo?" McKie asked. "Weren't you a mewling, empty-minded female in the creche at one period of your existence?"
"Much too clever," Cheo snarled.
"You'll have to kill her, you know," McKie said. "If you don't, it'll all be for nothing. She'll digest you. She'll take over your ego. She'll be you."
"I didn't know this happened with humans," Cheo said.
"Oh, it happens," McKie said. "That's her world, isn't it, Cheo?"
"Her world," Cheo agreed, "but you're mistaken about one thing, McKie. I can control Mliss. So it's my world, isn't it? And another thing: I can control you!"
The jumpdoor's vortal tube suddenly grew smaller, darted at McKie.
McKie dodged aside, shouted, "Fanny Mae! You promised!"
"New connectives," the Caleban said.
McKie executed a sprawling dive across the room as the jumpdoor appeared beside him. It nipped into existence and out like a ravening mouth, narrowly missing McKie with each attack. He twisted, leaped - dodged panting through the Beachball's purple gloom, finally rolled under the giant spoon, peered right and left. He shuddered. He hadn't realized a jumpdoor could be moved around that rapidly.
"Fanny Mae," he rasped, "shut the S'eye, close it down or whatever you do. You promised - no attack!"
No response.
McKie glimpsed an edge of the vortal tube hovering just beyond the spoon bowl.
"McKie!"
It was Cheo's voice.
"They'll call you long distance in a minute, McKie," Cheo called. "When they do, I'll have you."
McKie stilled a fit of trembling.
They would call him! Bildoon had probably summoned a Taprisiot already. They'd be worrying about him - the port closed. And he'd be helpless in the grip of the call.
"Fanny Mae!" McKie hissed. "Close that damn S'eye!"
The vortal tube glittered, shifted up and around to come at him from the side. Cursing, McKie rolled into a ball, kicked backward and over onto his knees, leaped to his feet and flung himself across the spoon handle, scrambled back under it.
The searching tube moved away.
There came a low, crackling sound, like thunder to McKie. He glanced right, left, back over his head. There was no sign of the deadly opening.
Abruptly, something snapped sharply above the spoon bowl. A shower of green sparks cascaded around McKie where he lay beneath it. He slid to the side, brought up his raygen. A Palenki arm and whip had been thrust through the jumpdoor's opening. It was raised to deliver another blow against the Caleban.
McKie sprayed the raygen's beam across the arm as the whip moved. Arm and whip grazed the far edge of the spoon, brought another shower of sparks.