“It’s not the money,” he would always say….
McIver was staring at the red glow to the southeast over Jaleh that now had deepened and spread. His mind was in turmoil.
Jaleh’s got to make it hit the fan again all over Tehran, he thought. He sipped his whisky. No extra need to be nervous, he thought, the weight of it all bearing down. What the devil was Chinaboy going to say when we were cut off? He’ll get me word if it was important - he’s never failed yet. Terrible about Stanson. That’s the third civilian, all American, to be murdered by “unknown gunmen” in the last few months - two ExTex and one from Guerney. Wonder when they’ll start on us - Iranians hate the British just as much as the Yanks. Where to get more cash? We can’t operate on half a million rials a week. Somehow I’ll have to lean on the partners, but they’re as devious as anyone on earth and past masters at looking after number one. He took the last swallow of his whisky. Without the partners we’re stymied, even after all these years - they’re the ones who know who to talk to, which palm to touch with how much or what percentage, who to flatter, who to reward. They’re the Farsi speakers, they’ve the contacts. Even so, Chinaboy was right: whoever wins, Khomeini, Bakhtiar, or the generals, they have to have choppers….
In the kitchen Genny was almost in tears. The secret can of haggis that she had kept hidden so carefully for half a year and had just opened was defective and the contents ruined. And Duncan loves it so. How could he, a mess up of minced sheep heart and liver and lungs and oatmeal, onion, suet, seasonings, and stock, all stuffed into a bag made from the poor bloody sheep’s stomach, then boiled for several hours. “Ugh! Bugger everything!” She had had young Scot Gavallan - sworn to secrecy - bring the can back after his last leave for this special occasion.
Today was their wedding anniversary and this was her secret surprise for Duncan. Sod everything!
It’s not Scot’s fault the bloody tin’s defective, she thought in misery. Even so, shit shit shit! I’ve planned this whole bloody dinner for months and now it’s ruined. First the bloody butcher lets me down even though I’d paid twice as much as usual in advance, sod his “Insha’Allah,” and then because the bloody banks are closed I’ve no cash to bribe the rotten sod’s rival to sell me the leg of good fresh lamb not old mutton he’d promised, then the grocery store pulls a sudden strike, then …
The window of the small kitchen was half open and she heard another burst of machine-gun fire. Closer this time. Then wafted on the wind came the distant, deep-throated sound of the mobs: “Allahhh-u Akbarrr… Allahhh-u Akbarrr…” repeated over and over. She shivered, finding it curiously menacing. Before the troubles began she used to find the muezzin’s call to prayer five times daily from the minarets reassuring. But not now, not from the throats of the mobs. I hate this place now, she thought. Hate the guns and hate the threats. There was another in the mailbox, their second - like the other, badly typed and copied on the cheapest of paper: “On December 1 we gave you and family one month to leave our country. You are still here. You are now our enemies and we will fight you categorically.” No signature. Almost every expat in Iran got one. Hate the guns, hate the cold and no heat and no light, hate their rotten toilets and squatting like an animal, hate all the stupid violence and destruction of something that was really very nice. Hate standing in queues. Sod all queues! Sod the rotten bugger who screwed up the tin of haggis, sod this rotten little kitchen and sod corned beef pie! For the life of me I can’t understand why the men like it. Ridiculous! Canned corned beef mixed with boiled potatoes, a little onion butter and milk if you have it, bread crumbs on top, and baked till it’s brown. Ugh! And as for cauliflower, the smell of it cooking makes me want to puke but I read it’s good for diverticulitis and anyone can see Duncan’s not as well as he should be. So silly to think he can fool me. Has he fooled Charlie? I doubt it. And as for Claire, what a fool to leave such a good man! I wonder if Charlie ever found out about the affair she had with that Guerney pilot. No harm in that I suppose if you’re not caught - difficult being left so much alone and if that’s what you want. But I’m glad they parted friends though I thought she was a selfish bitch.
She caught sight of herself in the mirror. Automatically she straightened her hair and stared at her reflection. Where’s all your youth gone? I don’t know, but it’s gone. At least mine has, Duncan’s hasn’t, he’s still young, young for his age - if only he’d look after himself. Damn Gavallan! No, Andy’s all right. So glad he remarried such a nice girl. Maureen‘11 keep him in line and so will little Electra. I was so afraid he was going to marry that Chinese secretary of his. Ugh! Andy’s all right and so was Iran. Was. Now it’s time to leave and to enjoy our money. Definitely. But how? She laughed out loud. More of the same, I suppose.
Carefully she opened the oven, blinked against the heat and smell, then shut the door again. Can’t stand corned beef pie, she told herself irritably. Dinner was very good, the corned beef pie golden brown on top, just as they liked it. “Will you open the wine, Duncan? It’s Persian, sorry, but it’s the last bottle.” Normally they were well stocked with both French and Persian wines but the mobs had smashed and burned all Tehran’s liquor shops, encouraged by the mullahs, following Khomeini’s strict fundamentalism - drinking any form of alcohol being prohibited by the Koran. “The man in the bazaar told me there’s none officially on sale anywhere and even drinking in the Western hotels is officially forbidden now.”
“That won’t last, the people won’t stand for it - or fundamentalism - for long,” Pettikin said. “Can’t, not in Persia. Historically, the Shahs’ve always been tolerant and why not? For almost three thousand years Persia’s been famous for the beauty of its women - look at Azadeh and Sharazad - and their vineyards and wines. What about the Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyam, isn’t that a hymn to wine, women, and song? Persia forever, I say.” “‘Persia’ sounds so much better than ‘Iran,’ Charlie, so much more exotic, as it used to be when we first came here, so much nicer,” Genny said. For a moment she was distracted by more firing, then went on, talking to cover her nervousness. “Sharazad told me they’ve always called it Iran, or Ayran themselves. Seems that Persia was what the ancient Greeks called it, Alexander the Great and all that. Most Persians were happy when Reza Shah decreed Persia was to be henceforth Iran. Thank you, Duncan,” she said and accepted the glass of wine, admiring its color, and smiled at him. “Everything’s grand, Gen,” he said and gave her a little hug. The wine had been savored. And the pie. But they were not merry. Too much to wonder about. More tanks going by. More firing. The red glow over Jaleh spreading. The chant of distant mobs. Then halfway through the dessert - trifle, another McIver favorite - one of their pilots, Nogger Lane, staggered in, his clothes badly torn, his face deeply bruised, helping a girl. She was tall and dark-haired and dark-eyed, rumpled and in shock, mumbling pathetically in Italian, one sleeve almost ripped out of her coat, her clothes and face and hands and hair filthy, as though she had fallen in the gutter.
“We got caught between … between the police and some bastard mobs,” he said in a rush, almost incoherently. “Some bugger’d siphoned my tank so… but the mob, there were thousands of them, Mac. One moment the street was normal, then everyone else started running and they… the mobs, they came out of a side street and a lot had guns… it was the God cursed chanting over and over, Allah-u Akbar, Allah-u Akbar, that made your blood curdle …I’d never… then stones, firebombs, tear gas - the lot - as the police and troops arrived. And tanks. I saw three, and I thought the bastards were going to open up. Then someone started firing from the crowd, then there were guns everywhere and … and bodies all over the place. We ran for our lives, then a swarm of the bastards saw us and started shrieking ‘American Satan’ and charged after us and cornered us in an alley. I tried to tell ‘em I was English and Paula, Italian, and not… but they were crowding me and… and if it hadn’t been for a mullah, a big bastard with a black beard and black turban, this … this bugger called them off and Christ, they let us go. He cursed us and told us to piss off….” He accepted the whisky and gulped it, trying to catch his breath, his hands and knees shaking uncontrollably now, quite unnoticed by him. McIver, Genny, and Pettikin were listening aghast. The girl was sobbing quietly.