Aunt Tally happened to be visiting Alicia when Harry arrived.
While the humans walked out to the deep grassy center oval of the track, Mrs. Murphy, Pewter, and Tucker inspected the last of the racing barns.
“Everyone has trooped through here.” Tucker sniffed. “Raccoons, possums, foxes, mice by the busload, and, ah, yes,” she closed her yes and inhaled, “bobcat.”
Overhead, the barn swallows, always correctly dressed, their wings sweeping back as beautifully as a dark blue morning coat, complained, “Out of our barns. You’re a threat to our children.”
“I’ll eat your children,” Pewter ferociously replied. “They’ll be brunch, just like Tostitos. Those little birdy bones will crunch like corn chips.”
“MAMA!” Thirty little babies squealed throughout the barn, sending their parents darting and bombing the three animals on the ground.
“Bother.” Mrs. Murphy swatted at one bold fellow. “Tucker, do you think the animals were here when Sugar and Barry were here?”
Tucker’s luminous brown eyes opened wider. “That scent’s gone. I can still smell the boys, mostly on the old shirts in the tack room, a wipe-down cloth here and there. Human oil will stay on cloth for quite a while. But the pad scents,” she shook her head, “gone. These tracks”—she meant scent tracks—“are within the last three days.”
“The grain’s still in the feed room. That’s why you’ve got all this traffic. Harry should take the grain,” Pewter suggested.
“You’re right,” Mrs. Murphy agreed. “But even when Barry and Sugar were alive, I bet the foxes came in. Maybe not everybody else, but you know how opportunistic foxes are.”
“MAMA!” the babes squealed from deep in their well-built nests.
Another barn swallow swooped so close, the air brushed against Pewter’s fur.
“We aren’t going to eat your children,” Mrs. Murphy called out. “Pewter’s a comedian.”
“I am not,” Pewter hissed, voice low.
“Pewter, even if you killed one, you’re too lazy to tear off the feathers. Remember when the pileated woodpecker died outside the back door? You didn’t pull out one feather.”
“That was different. He was already dead. The thrill of the kill gives me energy.”
Mrs. Murphy and Tucker looked at each other but said nothing. Then Mrs. Murphy asked Tucker, “Bats?”
The corgi shook her head. “No.”
Pewter, nose still out of joint, complained, “Why defer to Tucker? Cat noses are as good as dog noses, but we don’t work for humans the way dogs do, so no one really notices. You’ll never get a cat to dig up truffles. Only dogs and pigs do that.”
The sleek tiger cat knew her sense of smell was acute but she thought Tucker’s nose a tiny bit better. Plus, Tucker used her nose before her eyes, whereas Mrs. Murphy used her eyes before her nose.
“Get out!” Two barn swallows headed straight for the three animals, then sheered off at the last second, one turning left, one right.
“Truce!” Mrs. Murphy meowed while the baby birds shrieked.
The swallows perched on the edge of their nests, some in the rafters, and one defiant male sat on the floor right in front of them, just out of paw’s reach.
He spoke. “I don’t mind barn cats, but you two aren’t barn cats. How do I know you won’t do us harm?”
Tucker lay down, resting her head on her paws so she was eye level with the swallow. “You have my word, and even though you may not believe it, these are honorable cats.”
“Don’t be gulled, Madison,” another swallow warned. “All cats are killers.”
Pewter puffed out her considerable chest. “Of course we’re killers, but what makes you think I’d waste my time on you? Why, you aren’t even big enough for an hors d’oeuvre.”
“Daddy, get off the floor!” Madison’s children were hysterical.
Mrs. Murphy thought the best course was flattery. “Madison, my gray friend is a good hunter.” She bit her lip for a second. What a terrible fib. “But we’re here on a peaceful mission, and all we want to know is, have bats ever lived in here?”
Madison hopped from one foot to the other. “No. The bats live out in the huge old conifers. Might be some up at the big house, but I don’t think so. The humans swept through here looking for them, too.”
“Ever see any sick ones outside?” Tucker inquired.
“No, but we keep different hours, you know. We swallows work during the day, and the bats work at night. The humans, silly beings, drive the bats outside, but between the bats and ourselves, we keep this place insect-free. Well, almost.” His russet and buff chest plumage expanded. Madison was quite handsome.
“They are stupid. They don’t like vultures. Can you imagine what the earth would be like without vultures? Piles of dead things, kind of like piles of cars that never rust. No room for the rest of us!” Madison’s mate, Thelma, called out. She was keeping a sharp eye on her husband. That Pewter bragged too much, and if she even moved a muscle, Thelma would go for the eyes.
“If a plague swept through the bats, you’d know, wouldn’t you?” Mrs. Murphy tried to keep to business.
“Sure. Their corpses would be under the conifers,” Madison replied. “There’s no rabies here. We’ve heard all about it, of course, and I swear upon my tail feathers: no rabies.”
Mrs. Murphy, her voice musical and low, said, “I think the rabies is a diversion.”
“How can it be a diversion when two men had it and maybe even Jerome, too? I mean, he might test positive.” Tucker thought Mrs. Murphy totally wrong.
“What exactly do you mean, Murph?” Pewter’s curiosity was aroused.
“Rabies is a dreadful disease, a horrible, horrible death. It’s bound to cause violent reactions among the humans, right?” Everyone nodded in agreement, including Madison. “Well, I think Barry was supposed to die of rabies, not from a torn throat. Somehow, Barry became too threatening or something and the killer couldn’t wait. I am convinced both Barry and Sugar were purposely infected. Cat intuition but, nonetheless, we have to take the rabies seriously. After all, we’re all susceptible to the virus. If it turns out this was the work of silver-haired bats, then we can expect the raccoons, skunks, and other groundlings to start dying from it. It won’t just stay with the bats. And as far as I know, that hasn’t happened.”
“Not around here,” Madison avowed, as the other swallows chimed in.
“It’s possible Barry infected Sugar. Dumb things happen. I mean, he could have bitten him. It’s possible.” Mrs. Murphy was thinking out loud.
“Barry was dangerous but Sugar wasn’t?” Tucker sat up, which made Madison hop backward. “But Sugar still had rabies.”
“That’s what I’m saying. Barry could have given it to Sugar. Terrible luck. I know it sounds funny to say Barry may have bitten Sugar, but what if they were play-fighting or something? Dumb things happen.”