Both waited for my reply. I took a moment, then gave it to them.
"You're out of your minds."
"Excuse me?"
"I've got another girl murdered here, and you want me to pull my people off the case so they can stake out a horse? You're out of your goddamn minds."
"Lieutenant, I'm sure you're aware --"
"I'm aware that you're wasting my time. I don't give a rat's ass what Vicky says, or what your boss says, or what the cross-dressing ghost of J. Edgar Hoover says. Stay out of my way, or I'll arrest you and toss you in general population wearing gang colors."
They looked at each other, then back at me.
"Perhaps it's best that you've been removed from the case," the one on the left said.
I stood, twenty years of pent-up anger swelling in my chest.
"Get the fuck away from me."
It must have been a startling transformation, because they both flinched. Then they got away from me. I sat back down, content to follow the self-pity route a bit longer. Eventually Benedict found me, handing over my coat.
"What did Abbott and Costello have to say?"
"They want to borrow some uniforms to stake out a horse."
"Which house?"
"Not house. Horse. Like with four legs and John Wayne on top."
"They think a horse did it?"
"Their profile. Remember their French Canadian Connection?"
He seemed to think about this.
"Did you tell them to fuck off?"
I nodded, putting on my coat. Then we walked back into the fray.
Herb and I, the crowd, the media, and the world, watched as the contents were removed from the cooler.
It was a scene from a horror film, but the sadness in me outweighed the shock.
Then I stood along the sidelines while Herb took control of the crime scene.
Chapter 30
BENEDICT WAS THE ONE WHO TALKED me into keeping my date.
"All we can do now is wait for the reports to come in. Go have lunch." "There are a million things to do."
"And a million people to do them. This is your job, Jack, not your life. Go eat. Everything will be here when you get back."
"My clothes are still at the cleaners."
"You look fine. Go. That's an order. Bains made me the senior on this investigation, remember?"
Traffic was good. I made it to the restaurant ten minutes early, and parked in front of a hydrant. The place did a moderate lunch, and the lobby was bustling when I entered. Jimmy Wong's was a Chicago landmark of sorts, famous in its day. The decor was pure 1950s, a throwback to the Rat Pack era. It even had the requisite wall of fame. I eyed a signed picture of Klinger from M*A*S*H and checked my hair in the glass. After some brief finger fluffing, I went to the host desk.
A Chinese man wearing a red bow tie informed me that my date had not yet arrived, and directed me to the bar, where I could wait. I ordered a Diet Coke, becoming increasingly uncomfortable as the minutes passed. The last thing I needed was time to sit and dwell.
I watched him come in, seeing his reflection in the mirror behind the bar. He wore a tailored suit, dark blue pinstripe, with a light blue shirt. His smile was pleasant and seemed genuine when his gaze fell on me. He had a good walk, confident, with a slight bounce, toes pointed straight ahead and not out to the sides like a duck. I never found duck walkers attractive.
I stood to meet him, hoping my smile didn't look dopey.
"How do you do, Jack." He offered his hand, his grip firm but gentle.
"Very nice to meet you, Latham. Great suit."
"Do you think so? Thanks."
We let the host seat us at a dimly lit corner booth. Almost immediately a busboy set down a pot of tea. Neither of us touched the pot, or our menus. I tried to look relaxed, but wasn't sure if I was succeeding.
"So, where do you work?" I asked. It seemed like a good way to get the conversational ball rolling.
"I work for Mariel Oldendorff and Associates. Head accountant. It's about as exciting as it sounds. You're a police captain?"
"Lieutenant, actually."
"What kind of police work do you do?"
"Uh, violent crimes."
"Oh. Interesting, I bet. Are you undercover now?"
"Excuse me?"
"You know. Those old clothes. I haven't seen an Izod in years."
Ouch. "Oh, it's laundry day. Everything I own is at the dry cleaners, with the exception of this ensemble. Believe it or not, these jeans are Bon Jour."
"Really?"
I showed him the stitching on the pocket, regretting it immediately. Three minutes into the date and I'm showing the guy my ass.
"This is great." He was grinning.
"That I'm twenty years behind in fashion?"
"That you're confident enough to come as you are. The last woman I went out with wore way too much hair spray and perfume. When she lit a cigarette I ducked for cover because I thought she was going to ignite."
I laughed.
"I knew a guy like that. I swore he used to bathe in Aqua Velva. When we slow danced I got high off the fumes."
He had a pleasant, easy smile, and deep-set wrinkles when he crinkled his eyes. Definitely cute; even better than his picture.
"So why did you become a cop?"
"Because I like..." I searched for the word. "...fairness. My mom was a cop. She always did the right thing. That's what I want to do."
"You find fulfillment in fairness?"
My life had never been so succinctly defined before. "I like justice, and I like doing my part to make sure things turn out the right way. How about you?"
"I'm not that deep. I'm fulfilled by simple pleasures. Music. Food. Good conversation. Right here, right now, I'm happy."
He leaned in closer. Was he actually flirting? I felt the familiar schoolgirl tingle in the pit of my belly, and I realized I was interested in him. I leaned closer too.
"I wish I was like that. More carefree."
"Anyone can be. People aren't carved out of marble. We're all works in progress. The trick is to define ourselves, rather than let outside influences define us."
That's when I noticed my ex-boyfriend Don walking over to us. Dragging him along was a woman so pumped up with muscles, it looked like someone had stuck a tube up her rear and inflated her. Roxy, his personal trainer and new roommate.
"Speaking of outside influences," I said to Latham, "there's about to be a scene."
The couple stood next to our table, Roxy big and blonde and angry, Don embarrassed and maybe a bit scared.
"You're right, Donnie, she is old." She snorted through her large nostrils, giving me a blast of warm air.
Four million people and two thousand restaurants in Chicago...
"Take it somewhere else, Roxy. We're busy."
"Roxy..." Don tugged on her well-defined arm. "Just leave it alone."
But Roxy wasn't having any. Perhaps the steroids had gotten to her brain. She puffed up her chest and struck an impressive pose.
"You got a lot of nerve, tossing his stuff in the hall like that. Maybe you'd like to show me some of that nerve outside."
Latham frowned. "I don't think --"
"It's okay, Latham." I patted his arm. "I can handle this one."
I stood up, giving Roxy cop eyes. I had to look up to do so. She had a few inches on me.
"Showing off for your boyfriend isn't worth getting arrested, Roxy. Take off."
Don tried to pull her away, but she was practically his size.
"You scared, bitch? Scared I'll beat your ass in front of your pimp here?"
I smiled and pointed at her chin. "You missed a spot shaving."
She swung at me, but I was ready. In a single, efficient move I slipped the punch and came up behind her. Using her momentum I got her wrist in a hammerlock and shoved her on top of the table, pinning her down with my weight.
"Assaulting a cop is a felony, Roxy. Three to five, hard. If this big show of testosterone is simply because you need an apology, I'll offer it. I'm sorry. Now take off, or I'll stop being this nice. Got it?"
I gave her wrist a little extra twist to make my point. Roxy grunted and gave me an enthusiastic nod. When I let her up, she was beet red, and Don was studying his shoes. Neither said another word, and they moped off without further incident.