“Have you finished searching for Abra?” Odette inquired when I answered. “And please note that I’m not asking whether you found her.”
“Duly noted. The answer is yes. You’ll be pleased to know I’m back at the office.”
“Excellent! Anything new at Mattimoe Realty?”
“Aside from the fact that Tina doesn’t work here anymore because she was an accessory to her husband, who killed two people and also shot me? Nah. Nothing new.”
“I see,” Odette said. “Well, I have news from Chicago.”
Part of me wanted to make sure she’d understood my news. But a bigger part of me needed to know what was happening on her end, so I listened.
“Last night Liam officially propositioned me, and I officially turned him down. We’re still working together, of course. We’re both mature adults.”
“Of course,” I said automatically.
“I thought you had doubts,” Odette remarked.
“Not about you. Never about you.”
That was almost completely true. I had certainly wanted to believe that Odette would stay true to Reginald… if only as an antidote to my own doubts about Jeb.
Then she pressed me for details about Tim and Tina, so I gave her what I had. She was less surprised than I was by the turn of events-further proof, I suppose, of my tendency to tune out unpleasant indicators. Ignorance may be bliss, but it’s the kind of bliss that can cost you.
Happily for me, Odette was in top form heading into her meeting with Liam’s favorite Chicago investors. No doubt she would dazzle them with her vision of Big and Little Houses on the Prairie. I expected construction to start before all the leaves were off the trees.
When I emerged from the bathroom, Jenx was gone. In her place sat Avery Mattimoe. My first reaction was to run for my life.
“You look like shit,” Avery said by way of greeting.
I would have returned the compliment except that Avery looked pretty good. For a big girl with bad skin, thin hair, and a permanent scowl. I gave silent thanks that her tongue wasn’t flicking.
“Where are the twins?” I said. “Don’t tell me you left them with Chester.”
“They’re with Peg Goh. She was opening her shop early, in case anybody wants a tattoo before breakfast. She couldn’t wait to hold the twins.”
Something was different about Avery. And it wasn’t the hint of suntan on her sallow face or the conspicuous lack of tic. Her voice, usually strident, was pleasantly modulated. Serene. How was that possible? MacArthur had just dumped her.
“Everything all right?” I asked cautiously.
“Wonderful. We loved our Mommy and Me Retreat in Sedona. I learned so much.”
“I mean is everything all right at the Castle?”
In the brief pause before she spoke, I saw Avery compose her response. Her lips moved silently, as if chanting a newly learned mantra.
“MacArthur is gone. But the twins and I will follow our bliss and find our destiny.”
She smiled in a way that made me extremely nervous. Probably because Avery never smiled. At moments like this, she ordinarily threw things.
When I didn’t smile back, she said, “You really do look like shit. And you smell like puke. Are you pregnant?”
At that point I responded the way Avery usually did: I burst into snotty, snuffling tears.
“I think so!” I wailed. “I’ve missed two periods! But I’m scared to pee on a stick!”
At the sound of my sobs, Abra snapped at the air and then sank back to sleep. Avery, on the other hand, took practical action. She reached into her purse and pulled out a home pregnancy test kit.
“You carry that around with you?” I asked.
“If you were as fertile as I am, you would, too.”
My stepdaughter placed it in my palm and closed my fingers around it.
“Wow,” she said. “I thought you were too old to have sex. Let alone get pregnant.”
“I’m thirty-four!” I said.
“Wow,” she repeated, shaking her head in amazement. “Just think, if you have a kid, by the time he starts high school, you’ll be, like-“
I could see the wheels turning as she struggled with the math.
“You’ll be forty-eight! That’s older than my dad was when he died. When my kids start high school, I’ll be the same age you are now.”
She narrowed her piggy little eyes, either picturing herself at my advanced age or imagining my looming decrepitude.
“How does Jeb feel about being a daddy?” she said. “It is Jeb’s… isn’t it?”
I watched Avery’s mental machinery grind as she ran the known list of Whiskey’s Possible Sexual Partners. I allowed myself the pleasure of her apparent self-torture as she considered-and discarded-MacArthur from that list.
“It’s gotta be Jeb’s,” she concluded, more for her benefit than mine. “Have you told him?”
“Not yet. Maybe not ever.”
“You gotta tell him!”
“This from the woman who never notified the father of her twins.”
“That was so completely different!” Avery said. “I didn’t even know that guy. You used to be married to Jeb!”
“And then I divorced him. For a lot of very good reasons.”
Although now, staring at the pregnancy test kit, I wondered which mattered more: forgiving Jeb or being stubborn enough to raise a kid on my own.
“You’re right,” Avery said suddenly.
“About what?”
I was immediately suspicious since my stepdaughter had never admitted I could be correct about anything.
She said, “You don’t need Jeb. We can do this ourselves! We can raise our kids together!”
“I’m not following you…”
“The twins and I will move back to Vestige. And you’ll hire a nanny for all three kids!”
I flicked my own tongue and told Avery I’d think about it… as seriously as I’d think about bungee-jumping from the Mackinac Bridge. Then I located a brand-new box of tissues for her; it would come in handy when the Sedona trance wore off, and she resumed her sobbing, screaming ways.
Moments later Abra was stretched out on the back seat of my car, snoring. I had locked all the doors in case Avery cracked up fast and tried to join us. Instead of starting the ignition, I stared at my cell phone. Jeb had not called since taking off for Chicago with Susan. About now he’d be playing animal lullabies at her fund-raising country club brunch. That meant I could leave him a voicemail message instead of talking to him live. Maybe it would be easier that way to explain my current… situation.
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“Hey,” Jeb’s crooner voice said. “What’s happening? Tell me now, and I’ll call you later.”
I opened my mouth with every intention of telling him what I knew: That I was scared to my bones I might be pregnant. Me, the Queen of Denial. A woman who couldn’t keep track of a dog much less a child. Just ask Chester, whom I’d lost more times than a set of keys. And I’d accused Cassina of being a lousy mom! How could Bad Example Me ever handle motherhood?
I listened for the beep and opened my mouth, but nothing came out. A recorded voice kindly suggested that I try again. When I remained mute, the voice said to call back later and disconnected me. Probably just as well. I really didn’t have a clue how to speak my deepest fears. So I started the car and headed home.
Somewhere along Broken Arrow Highway, my favorite radio station played Once in a Lifetime by the Talking Heads. When I was married to Leo, that was our song. In fact, it was the last song I heard while he was alive. A year and a half ago, we were holding hands on a late-night drive home from Chicago, Abra asleep in the backseat just as she was now. With the windows rolled down, and the fresh spring air rushing in, we savored our special tune and our happy time together. Naively, I thought those tranquil years would roll on and on. I dozed off, waking when we hit the ditch. Abra was howling behind me; Leo was silent beside me, dead from a ruptured aorta.