Mologna sighed, shook his head, and resigned himself to patience. "Zachary," he said, "do you know what the West Village is?"
"A part of Greenwich Village," Zachary said, frowning sternly. "Of course I know where it is."
"Not where. What." Holding up three fingers, Mologna said, "The West Village is three separate and distinct smalltown communities all existin in the same space at the same time. They are first the ethnic community, which is mostly Italian plus Irish, and which used to be two communities that knifed each other a lot but now they've got together against numbers two and three. Two is the artsy-craftsy community, everythin from folk singers and rug hookers and candle dippers to hotshot TV personalities and writers with their own column in the papers. And three is the fag community, which makes Alice in Wonderland look like a documentary. Any time we make an arrest in that area, we run the risk of offendin one or more of those communities, and if we do offend one or more of those communities the TPF comes out and breaks heads until we can retreat back to the United States. You follow me so far?"
While Zachary merely blinked and nodded, looking forceful though bewildered, Freedly said, "The map is not the terrain."
Mologna nodded at him. "You're right."
"Von Clausewitz said that," Freedly added.
"He knew his onions." Mologna turned back to Cappelletti: "What else we got?"
"A city bus broken down here on Eighth Avenue," Cappelletti said. "That gives us a driver and two mechanics. Two winos here on Hudson Street, lying in a doorway. Sanitation Department truck here on Bethune, four men, goofing off. Pair of chess players here, at the benches just south of the playground. Little old lady with a lot of shopping bags handing out Jesus Saves pamphlets here at the corner of Bank and Hudson."
"Hold on," Zachary said, hitching up his trousers like an FBI man. "What is all this? Sanitationmen, little old ladies. Who is this little old lady?"
"He's a police officer," Tony Cappelletti said, while Mologna and Leon exchanged a glance. "He's usually a decoy with the mugging detail. I've seen him, Francis," he added to Mologna, "and he does an old lady so good you wanna ask him to make you an apple pie."
Zachary said, "The bus driver, the garbagemen—"
"Sanitationmen," Mologna said.
"They're all police officers?"
Even Tony Cappelletti was prepared to exchange a glance with somebody at that one; he exchanged it with Freedly, who said, "If we were doing it, Mac, our people would also be in disguise."
"Well, of course they would! The description was just a little confusing, that's all." Frowning manfully at the map, Zachary said, "You appear to have the target phone well encircled."
"You bet your ass we do," Mologna told him.
"That's fourteen men," Cappelletti said, "with visual contact on the phone. Plus the TPF in that restaurant, plus two more squads out of sight some distance away—here in a parking garage on Charles Street, and over here in a moving company garage on Washington Street."
Leon said, "Ding dong."
Everybody turned to look at him. Mologna, not quite believing it, said, "Leon? Was that you?"
Leon mutely pointed at the big white clock on the wall, and when everybody turned that way they saw the time was precisely ten-thirty. "Okay," Mologna said. "Unconventional, Leon, but okay."
Leon smiled. "I can do a perfect Big Ben, quarter hours and everything."
"Later." Looking around, Mologna said, "Which phone do I use?"
"This one, Francis." Cappelletti ushered Mologna to a phone on one of the long tables. Seating himself on a folding chair—it shrieked in agony—Mologna reached for the receiver, poised his finger over the push buttons, then stopped and frowned. "What's the number?"
Everybody patted his pockets and it turned out Cappelletti had it, on a crumpled piece of paper, which he smoothed out and placed on the table. Mologna dialed, while one of the black women who'd been sitting around talking about retirement benefits spoke quietly into a microphone, saying, "He's making the call now."
Three miles away, at Abingdon Square, two winos, four sanitationmen, a bus driver, two vendors, two mechanics, a pair of chess players, and a little old lady all tensed, watching and waiting, their attention on a shiny, small telephone-on-a-stalk. Not even an enclosed booth; just a small three-sided box on one leg.
"It's ringin," Mologna said.
"It isn't ringing," the black woman at the microphone said.
Mologna frowned at her. "No no, I said it is ringin."
She shrugged. "The folks on the street say it isn't ringing."
"What?" Mologna said, and a voice in his ear said, "Hello?"
"Phone ain't ringing," the black woman said. "Maybe it's busted."
"But," Mologna said, and the voice in his ear said, "Hello? Hello?" So he said it right back: "Hello!"
"Oh, there you are," the voice said, sounding relieved.
Mologna said, "And who the fuck are you?"
"I'm the, uh…" He sounded rather nervous and had to stop to clear his throat. "I'm the guy, you know, the guy…with the, uh, I'm the guy with the thing."
"The thing?" Bewildered faces were crowding around Mologna now.
"Ring. The ring."
Zachary said, "Who in God's name are you talking to?"
Waving Zachary and everybody else away, Mologna said, " Where are you?"
"Well, uh…I don't think I oughta tell you that."
The black woman was speaking with muted hysteria into her microphone. Three miles away, the pay phone in question sparkled in morning sunlight, alone, unringing, unoccupied, innocent and virginal. A cocaine salesman drifted slowly by it and repeated the phone's number aloud to his beer can. Two winos staggered to their feet and stumbled across the square toward the children's playground. The sanitationmen started their truck engine.
Mologna said, "God damn you, son of a bitch, what's goin on here?"
"It's the right number," the black woman said.
The other black woman, who'd been talking quietly but hurriedly into another phone, now said, "The phone company says the call's going through."
"See," the voice in Mologna's ear said, "I just want to give it back, you see what I mean?"
"Hold on," Mologna told the phone, cupped the mouthpiece, and glared at the second black woman. "What was that you said?"
"The phone company says the call's going through. They say you're talking to somebody at that pay phone."
Three miles away the chess players folded up their unfinished game, while their kibitzers said things like, "Are you crazy? Man, what's the matter with you? Man, you was three fuckin moves from mate, man." The pamphlet-distributing little old lady had crossed Hudson Street and now stood directly in front of the phone under surveillance. Two TPF men in uniform, regardless of all subterfuge, stood beefily in the restaurant doorway, hands on hips, and glared out at that subversive telephone.
The voice in Mologna's ear continued, even though everybody in the war room was talking at once. "I said hold on!" Mologna yelled into the phone, then yelled at everybody else, "Shut up! Tony, saturate that neighborhood! You, tell that phone company to get its head out of its ass and tell me what's goin on. You, tell our people on the scene to close in but stay in character. You, are you recordin this?"
The white male companion of the two black females nodded his earphoned head.
"And are we pickin up a voice from the other end?"
Another nod with earphones.
"Good," Mologna said. "Otherwise, I'd think I was doin a Joan of Arc." Into the phone, he said, "Let me tell you somethin, smart boy."