"I didn't," Dortmunder said. "I couldn't. The blitz came along, and—"
"So you've still got the stash."
Dortmunder hadn't been ready for that one. In the millionth of a second which was the only delay he dared offer, he considered the alternatives: Say no, and they'll wonder why he got rid of a perfectly ordinary jewelry haul which could be hidden a thousand different places until the blitz was over. Say yes, and they'll want to see it. "Yes," Dortmunder said.
Tiny said, "Dortmunder, we know each other a while."
"Sure."
"There's a stink coming off you, Dortmunder. I never smelled it before."
"I'm nervous, Tiny."
"We'll look at your stash," Tiny said. "We'll send six guys with you, and—"
"Breaker! Breaker? said a loud metallic voice, everywhere in the room.
Tiny frowned around, this way and that: "What?"
"I don't care about that," said the loud metallic voice.
Seven or eight people in the room spoke at once. Then the loud metallic voice spoke over all of them, saying, " Well, I'm stuck here on West End Avenue with a busted transmission and I want to talk to my wife in Englewood, New Jersey."
"A radio," said a terrorist.
"CB," said one of Tiny's co-judges.
"Wire," Tiny said. His eyebrows were lowering practically to his upper lip. "Some dirty son of a bitch bastard in this room is wired, is bugging us, is—"
"Because" said the loud metallic voice in deep exasperation, "my wife is listening on this channel."
A terrorist said, "His equipment is picking up these CB signals. A similar terrible thing happened to a late acquaintance of mine in Basra."
"I'll report you," yelled the loud metallic voice, "to the FCC, that's what I'll do, you filthy air-hog!"
"Who," said Tiny, flexing many of his muscles. "Who."
People looked this way and that, wide-eyed, listening for the return of the loud metallic voice.
"If I could get my hands on you—"
"BENJY!"
The little man was already halfway to the door. Bouncing off a terrorist's chest, ducking under a tough guy's clutching hands, he shot from the room like a freed parakeet.
Naturally, Dortmunder and Kelp joined in the chase.
35
Talat Gorsul, Turkish Chargé d'Affaires at the United Nations, a sleek, smooth, swarthy, heavy-lidded man with a nose like a coat hanger, emerged from his limousine and paused, his opaque eyes taking in the upright brick finger of Police Headquarters in Police Plaza. "Only a nation with no sense of history," he said, in his velvety uninflected voice, "would build a police headquarters that looks like the Bastille."
His aide, a stocky spy named Sanli, a man who perspired a lot and never shaved very well, snickered. It was a major part of his job at the UN to snicker at Talat Gorsul's asides.
"Ah, well," Gorsul said. "Wait," he told the driver, and, "Come," he told Sanli. He that he told to wait, waited, and he that he told to come, came. They crossed the brick forecourt to the brick building, went through the security check in the main lobby, and rode up in the elevator to a high floor, where they passed a second security check and at last entered a conference room packed with people, half of them in uniform.
At the last such meeting of these people in this room, Gorsul had sent Sanli. Now, he nodded noncommittally as Sanli introduced him to a man named Zachary, from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who in turn introduced him to everybody else: police officials, government officials, even an assistant district attorney, though there was hardly anyone at this point to prosecute.
The introductions complete, Talat Gorsul sat for the next fifteen minutes at the foot of the conference table, smoothfaced, heavy-lidded, and unemotional, while he listened to several reams of platitude, jargon, and cant from one after the other of those present: the steps that were being taken, the plans for recovery of the Byzantine Fire, the increased security already laid on for after the Byzantine Fire had been found, on and on and on. At the end of it all, Zachary from the FBI rose to say, "Mister Gorsul, I hope and trust this display of our determinativeness has convinced you of our sincerability." To the room at large, Zachary explained (as though it were necessary), "Mister Gorsul has been consid-erating an address to the United Nations with the implicatory thrust that we might for some reason be in a foot-dragging posture on this investigatory situation."
Smoothly but promptly Gorsul was on his feet. "I do appreciate, Mister Zachary," he said, "your interpreting me for all these industrious professional persons, but if I may make the slightest correction to the general line of your statement, please permit me to assure all of you ladies and gentlemen that neither in my heart nor on my lips have I ever had the slightest doubt as to your professionalism, your dedication, or your loyalty to your own national government. The questions I intend to raise this afternoon at the United Nations are most certainly not intended to cast doubt upon any of you in this room. No, nor to cast doubt anywhere at all, come to that. I shall wonder, a bit later today at the United Nations, how such a security-conscious nation as this—I was, by the by, impressed with the two layers of security through which I passed on my way in here—how such a security-conscious nation as the United States, so large, so powerful, so experienced in these matters, could have permitted this admittedly minor bauble to slip through its all-powerful fingers in the first place. A small question, a matter of personal curiosity only, which I intend, somewhat later today, to share with my colleagues at the United Nations."
"Mister Gorsul."
Gorsul looked toward the voice, seeing a blue-uniformed stout man with a storm-tossed face. "Yes?"
"I'm Chief Inspector Francis X. Maloney," the stout man said, heaving himself to his feet. (Mologna, Gorsul remembered.)
"Ah, yes. We were introduced, Chief Inspector Mologna."
Plodding steadily around the conference table toward the door, his round belly leading the way, Mologna said, "I wonder if you and I could have a word or two in private, if all these other leaders of men would excuse us."
There was general surprise, some consternation, some murmuring. The FBI man, Zachary, seemed inclined to put his oar in, but Mologna fixed Gorsul with a meaningful stare (but with what meaning?) and said, "It's up to you, Mister Gorsul. I think it's to your own best interest."
"If it is to my nation's best interest," Gorsul responded, "of course I shall accede to your request."
"That's all right, then," Mologna said, opened the hall door, and stood to one side.
It wasn't often that Talat Gorsul faced the unexpected; it was in fact a part of his job never to place himself in a situation where he wasn't reasonably sure what would happen next. It was the piquancy of this development, then, as much as any profit that might ensue from a private conversation with Mologna, that led him to say to the table at large, "If you will all excuse me?" Getting to his feet, he walked to the door and preceded Mologna out to the hall.
Where Mologna smiled at the two uniformed city policemen on guard duty and genially told them, "That's okay, boys, take a walk down the corridor."
The boys took a walk down the corridor, and Mologna turned toward Gorsul. "Well, Mister Gorsul," he said, "so you live on Sutton Place."
This was really unexpected. "Yes, I do."
"The car in which you're normally chauffeured is license number DPL 767," Mologna went on, "and the car you drive for yourself when you go out of town on weekends, here and there, that's DPL 299."
"Both are Mission cars, not mine," Gorsul pointed out.
"That's right. Mister Gorsul, you're a diplomat. I'm not. You're an oily son of a bitch Turk, I'm a blunt Irishman. Don't make any speeches this afternoon."