After some snorting and gagging, he sat up again and asked Garrett if he had some chewing gum. Garrett handed back some Black Jack gum, and the song changed and this time it was Alabama’s own Hank Williams – that’s the way the announcer said it – and Hank sang “Move It On Over.”
Arch started to sweat in his wrinkled dress shirt. He looked to Garrett, playing with the brim of his white Stetson that matched his suit, and then up at the simple brick house of the governor-elect, James E. Folsom, alias Big Jim.
“You ever think radio waves can get mixed up in your head?” Garrett asked him. “Sometimes I hear songs and I think they’re written just for me.”
Arch plucked a few more sticks of gum in his mouth. “I feel like death warmed over. Last thing I remember is that catfish house outside Opelika.”
“I wanted you to sleep it off. Get your mind off the worry. Worry will eat a man’s soul.”
“Think Big Jim will see us?”
Garrett didn’t answer.
“Si?”
“I’m not moving an inch till he does,” he said. “He owes us.”
Moments later, the door opened and out walked the big six-foot-eight, two-hundred-and-fifty-pound sonofabitch in khaki pants, plaid shirt, walking boots, and with a walking cane. Before Garrett could reach the door handle, Big Jim was striding down the road, reminding Arch of storybooks about Paul Bunyan, and Garrett cranked the car and followed loosely, just nosing along, and pretty soon they were beside the governor-elect.
“’Morning, Big Jim.”
Big Jim looked fresh, his hair slicked back, square jaw out, blue eyes clear and directed ahead on the narrow country road lined with oak and pecan trees. Cicadas started to click and whir high up in the trees.
“I thought Drinkard told y’all to find me later.”
“He did.”
“Well.”
“Can’t wait, Jim.”
The walking continued, Garrett moving alongside him in the Olds, Arch leaning between the front seats, feeling like a kid at a picture show. Garrett kept moving, the car idling and him smiling, trying to keep it affable and slow.
“We got real problems.”
“I’ll say.”
“They want me back in Birmingham next week,” he said. “They want me to testify on those votes before the grand jury.”
“Don’t see how that concerns me. I don’t take office till next year.”
“Just figured you could make some calls.”
Big Jim looked at Garrett and then over at Arch, who gave a self-conscious smile and a half-assed wave. The strides lengthened, but Garrett continued. Sonofabitch.
“You helped us out with Patterson,” he said. “You talked to him for us.”
“And where did that get us?” he said. “He was going to testify against you boys on Monday anyway. But I guess y’all know that already. Did you really think you could add seven hundred goddamn votes with no one noticing?”
“We’re only accused of six hundred,” Garrett said and leaned back in the driver’s seat, steering with two fingers, a boy on a country road following an insulted girl.
“Arch and the boys in Phenix City came through for you on this election,” he said. “You know that money gave you a big boost.”
“It did,” Big Jim said, eyes still staring straight ahead, not even winded, walking with the stick up in his hand like a drum major.
“I just need you to call the dogs back.”
“It’s too late, Si.”
“It’s not too late. Goddamn Governor Persons is going to try to make this his big political send-off because he doesn’t care what bridges he burns. He’s gonna leave you a pile of flaming dog shit for you to clean up when you take office.”
“Too late,” Big Jim said. “I’m making an announcement later today that I’m supporting the Patterson boy.”
Si Garrett threw on his brakes and the big, clunky Olds skidded to a stop. He got out of the car and slammed the door behind him. Big Jim Folsom stopped and peered down at the much smaller man.
“You… you… this is going to break me. You know that? Do you understand what you are doing to my head?”
“You’re a sick man, Si. Get some help. But Phenix City is over. The sooner we all understand that, the better.”
“But throwing in with John Patterson. How could you do that? He’s not qualified or well-bred. He doesn’t have the qualifications.”
“Of someone like who? You, Si?”
Garrett stood on the side of the road, hands on his hips and shaking his head. He stayed there for several minutes, as Arch watched the sun rise high over a big, endless pasture bordered by a broken cedar fence and rusted barbed wire. Big Jim grew smaller and smaller down the long, winding road.
REUBEN AND JOHNNIE PLAYED POKER ON THE BIG PORCH of Fannie Belle’s whorehouse, a broken-down old mansion hidden way out in the county. They’d been drinking most of the morning, after shoveling down some grits and eggs a little colored girl had made for them, and now smoked cigarettes, a half bottle of Jack at their boots, as the heat broke up high through the weeds and little pine trees down the dirt road.
“Where’s Fannie?” Reuben asked.
“Asleep.”
“That woman is gonna screw you blind.”
Johnnie smiled, leaned into the table, and squinted at Reuben as if he couldn’t quite make out his face.
“Is it true she’s got sixteen husbands?”
“Oh, come on, now. It’s only a dozen or so.”
“She makes them fall in love with her and then she sends them overseas, collecting their checks like a good ole Army wife. I seen her sitting in the bar, writing all those horny letters to those boys, telling them all the illegal things they can do to her.”
Johnnie smiled. “Hell of a scam.”
“You know you’re gonna get yourself killed when one of those boys comes back to PC and sees you mounting their trophy to the wall.”
“Aw, hell.”
Reuben tossed another few chips into the pot. And behind them they heard the screen door creak open and slam closed. Fannie walked outside, naked except for a light green man’s shirt loosely buttoned. She played with her stiff red hair that Johnnie had mussed up pretty damn good and then reached for a cigarette from him. As she did, Reuben got a nice view of her right tittie.
“’Mornin’, boys.”
“Fannie,” Reuben said.
She was a green-eyed devil with fair skin and red lips, an upturned nose that some might say was pug but others might say pert. But she’d made her way with her chest, and even that early in the morning she made a big show out of taking in that first lungful of smoke, smiling in a lazy, careless way like she was still in a dream.
The door creaked again, slammed shut, leaving only her perfume and smoke on the wind.
“Be careful,” Reuben said.
“You be careful.”
“I ain’t never careful,” Reuben said.
“I’m sayin’ be careful ’cause you’re playin’ with my money.”
“The hell you say.”
“Where is it?”
Reuben fanned the cards in his hand and leaned back in the metal porch chair. He took a deep breath and shook his head. “Thought we agreed on that.”
“Things gonna die down real soon.”
“Didn’t say they wouldn’t.”
“You know every time you tell a lie, Reuben, the left corner of your mouth turns up. I heard fighters got tells like that, too. Like before they ’bout to nail you with a sucker punch, a good fighter will know it.”
“That’s true.”
“So when you gonna skip town?”
Reuben looked over the fan of cards. On the backs were photographs of naked women with big old titties. He blew out some smoke and rested the butt of the cigarette against his temple.
“A man can ask.”
“Johnnie, did your mother love you?”
“Sure,” Johnnie said. “Why wouldn’t she?”
“No reason.”
“You know, if Hoyt figures us for robbin’ him-”
“No reason, if both us keep our goddamn mouth shut,” Reuben said. “We’ll make the cut when we can. Till then, it’s tucked away.”