"If only they're real," Cohn said. They were huddled in the back of the minivan in an underground parking ramp at a medical building near St. John's Hospital. They'd been moving since they abandoned the apartment, but the hospital turned out to be the best place to wait. People came and went at all times of the night, and sometimes sat in their cars, getting away from whatever it was that brought them to the hospital.
"There's gonna be some paste," Cruz told him. "But if you got it, when are you going to wear it? Tonight, the Academy Awards, maybe the number-one inaugural ball. Maybe the first big ball of the season in Palm Beach. A couple of other times, but tonight, for sure."
"Surprised the insurance company lets them wear it," Cohn said. He was looking sleepy, yawning, like he always did before a job. "For a thousand bucks, they could make a replica that nobody could tell but a jeweler."
"If you got robbed, it'd be almost as big an embarrassment to admit that you were wearing fakes, as losing the real thing," Cruz said. "Some of these people-not so much the Republicans as the Democrats, really-have so much money that they really don't care. They've got so much money that if they lost a five-million-dollar stone, they'd say, "So what? There's more where that came from."
"So why didn't we hold up the Democrats?" Lane asked.
"Because I didn't have the inside information on the Democrats," Cruz said. "When the moneymen would be there. And they didn't have a ball like this one, when all the big money was in one spot. They were more scattered around, movie stars in one place, hedge funds in another."
"I didn't know the Democrats had so much money," Lane said.
"An ocean of money," Cohn said. "Both of them, Republicans and Democrats. That's all that counts anymore."
"You think we'll elect a colored guy as president?" Lane asked Cruz.
"I hope so," she said. "I'm tired of all the racist bullshit that goes on. Maybe this will settle it."
"I don't know. I'm not sure that colored people are ready," Lane said.
"What are you talking about, Jesse?" Cruz asked, with some heat. "Tate was a good friend of yours. You hung out even when you didn't have to."
"That was different," Lane said.
"Ah, phooey" Cruz said. "They're all different. Every single black person is different, and when you get right down to it, none of them is what you rednecks made them out to be. You and Brute both probably got some black blood running through you, coming out of where you do."
"Some Indian, for sure," Lane said. "Cherokee."
"Lot of black blood in the Cherokee," Cohn said. "Your real God name is probably Willie Lee Thunder Cloud Crackeriferus Lane. Cracker, for short."
Lane said, "Now we hear from the fuckin' Hebrews."
Cohn laughed and said, "My great-granddaddy did all right by himself. My great-grandma was this good-looking blond southern belle. Her daddy was vice president at a steel mill down there, building guns for the Confederates. Bet her family hated that big-peckered Jew banging her brains loose every night. They had eight children before she gave it up and died in childbirth."
"How do you know he had a big pecker?" Lane asked. "They take a picture of it?"
"Well, if he didn't, where'd I get mine from?" Cohn asked.
"Ahhh, God. Men and their penises. If they didn't have them, we'd have to sew one on, just to give them something to talk about," Cruz said.
"You ever seen one?" Cohn asked casually.
"Brute…" She shook her head.
"I was just wondering, you being queer and all," he said. "If you haven't, I could show you mine. Something terrible could happen tonight. You wouldn't want to die without seeing one."
Made her laugh, which was one of the things Cohn was good at, in the last minutes before a job: taking the weight off. "I can get by without it."
"That's good, because, you know, sometimes I get that rascal out, and he don't want to go back in. I'm too goddamn tired for a big wrestling match."
A while later, Lane said, "We never sat in a car like this, on the run, and still pointing at the job. Other jobs, we would've called it off a long time ago."
Cohn said, "Yeah."
"Would you be sitting here if Lindy hadn't taken off?"
Cohn nodded. "Yeah. Yeah. We gotta get out of this, Jesse. Our days are numbered. The cops got all this stuff now. You read about it on the Internet. You know, they can sometimes get DNA if you even just grab somebody; if you just touch something. You know, they can get DNA off a goddamn beer can. If you spend any time in a place at all, they can get DNA. It's always coming off you-hair and skin cells and blood and semen ' if you sleep between two sheets, they just sure as shit can prove you did.
"Then in England, they put up these movie cameras everywhere," Cohn continued. "You see them on posts and street corners, watching you all the time. Big Brother. You're always watched. There were these Arab guys, they were up to something, they tracked them all the way across town on these cameras. Right from one camera to the next. You knock over an armored car there, or a bank, and the cops could get out the cameras and track you wherever you go. That'll be here, sooner or later. They'll watch every fuckin' thing you do, and people will be saying, well, if you don't do anything wrong, what's your problem? That's what they say in England."
"It's only going to get worse," Cruz agreed. "Look how quick they tracked me down-they're all talking to each other all the time now. They can do fingerprints in five minutes. Five minutes! Twenty years ago, it could take them weeks, even with a good set of prints. When I was scouting this thing, I read that Minnesota has a law that says everybody who's convicted of a crime has to give up some DNA. They put it on file, and when they get a crime, and they get some DNA, they can run it like that," and she snapped her fingers. "They were going to pass a law that said that whenever anybody was arrested, they had to give up DNA, even though they hadn't been proven guilty of anything. That got stopped, but it'll come back. Pretty soon, they'll start taking DNA from babies, to protect the babies, is what they'll say. In case your kid disappears, they can find him later. Identify him. They'll scare people into giving it up."
"There are still places you can go, and get away from it-in our lifetimes, anyway," Cohn said. "Belize, maybe. Lots of Americans in Costa Rica. New Zealand, maybe."
"I'll just go back to the farm. Try to make that work," Lane said. "Get serious about it."
Cohn said to Cruz after a while, "Tell me the truth. Are you Mexican?"
She shook her head. "I was born and raised in LA. My folks came across the border back in the fifties. Funny thing is, one of my grandfathers was an American who settled down there. Liked the women. Never did go back across to the States."
"You speak Spanish?"
"Pretty good," she said, nodding. "My mother learned to speak good English, but my father, not so much. So, we spoke Spanish in the house. I've lost some of it, though."
"Still, it gives you more options," Cohn said. "Me and Jesse, if we've got to run for it, it's gonna have to be an English-speaking place."
"Go to Israel," Lane suggested. "Lots of people speak English there."
"Ah, I don't count as a Jew," Cohn said. "They got something about how your mother has to be a Jew. We never did have a mother who was a Jew in our family. They were all Baptists."
"Well, fuckin' lie about it," Lane said. "You wouldn't be going there as Brutus Cohn anyway."