“I can handle that.”
“Good. A package will be delivered to you shortly containing a complete biography of Joseph Box, including the legislative record of his votes and many of his speeches.”
“How will I be paid?”
“An LLC account is being opened as we speak, with you listed as president, at New England Trust in Harvard Square.”
“I know the bank. I keep my personal account there.”
“You may also hire a full-time assistant and pay that person from the account at a salary you consider attractive for the job.
“You will use the new account only for your personal campaign expenses, and you will submit monthly reports of your expenditures, with receipts. Your salary will be deposited into your personal account, and you must file quarterly tax returns and remain current on your payments.”
“Of course. I do my own accounting and use TurboTax for filing.”
“Good. The new LLC account will have a balance of two hundred thousand dollars. You are to rent an apartment immediately — today, if possible — and pay the rent from this account, a maximum of ten thousand dollars per month, and the attendant deposits. You may choose a property suitable for your office, as well as residence, and that of your assistant. Install a landline, if you wish, but all of your campaign conversations will take place on two telephones, one for your assistant, being sent to you. Keep it on your person at all times. Do you possess a driver’s license?”
“Yes, and I am quite a good driver.”
“As soon as possible, buy a new car. It should be a large American-made SUV, with a secure trunk area. Arrange for garaging in or near your apartment building. You may not have a firearm in the vehicle at any time, and if you possess one, throw it into the Charles River today.”
“I do not possess a firearm. They disgust me. When will I meet Senator Box?”
“You will phone him on Skype about seventy-two hours from now and transmit his first speech to him. A teleprompter instructor will be working with him in the meantime, and you may rehearse him. The location and subject of the speech is in the packet being delivered to you. At a time of your own choosing, visit some of his campaign events for the purpose of assessing the candidate’s progress. You will be known to his advance and security people and will be issued campaign staff credentials, as will your assistant. But avoid mixing with Box’s staff socially. As few people as possible should know who you are and what you are doing.”
“I understand. How may I contact you, Mr. Smith?”
“I am listed among your contacts on the phone in your package.”
“Whom do you represent?”
“An entirely legal political action committee. That is all you need to know. If anyone should inquire about your employment, tell them that you are a self-employed, freelance campaign operative. As I mentioned, an LLC corporation is being established and you will receive stationery and business cards at your new address, which you should e-mail to me as soon as you have signed a lease. When that is accomplished, credit cards will be issued in your name and that of your assistant, to be used strictly for campaign expenses and no other.”
“Thank you, Mr. Smith.”
“You may call me William.”
“Thank you, William. I won’t disappoint you.”
“Oh, Ari, one more thing: At the conclusion of the campaign, if your work has been exemplary, your student loans will be paid in full.”
He hung up, which was a good thing, since Ari was speechless.
There was a knock at his door, but when he answered it, no one was there. A large box was on the floor. Ari sat back down and gathered his thoughts for a moment. In that time he had decided whom to hire, where to look for an apartment, and what car he would buy.
He opened the just-delivered box and spread its contents on his bed, in order of importance, then he used his new cell phone to call Annie Lee, a colleague during his summer term.
“Hello?”
“Hello, Annie, it’s Ari Kramer.”
“You’re not calling on Skype. Is anything wrong?”
“Nothing. Have you found employment yet after the term?” Annie had completed her master’s degree in political science, and had been accepted for doctorate study.
“No,” she replied.
“I believe I can solve the problem for you,” Ari said. “Please come to my room directly.”
“Of course.”
Ari hung up without further ado.
30
Stone and Jamie dined in his study and drank a very good wine.
“So, it will be some time before I see you again?” he asked.
“I’m afraid so,” Jamie replied. “They’ve got me scheduled for twenty-nine cities — that’s so far.”
“What about network interviews?”
“I’ll do them from local stations. What are you going to do for sex while I’m gone?”
“Why are you concerned about that?”
“I know what your appetites are, and I can’t expect you to be chaste for all that time — maybe not even as long as a day or two.”
Stone had no comment about that. “I should ask you the same question,” he replied.
“Masturbation works for me.”
“It works for everybody,” he said. “But not all by itself, or for very long.”
She laughed. “I forgot that you know my appetites as well as I yours.”
“You’ll need to be more careful than I,” Stone said.
“What do you mean?”
“You’re about to become a public figure, and you’ll have to conduct yourself as such. Be careful to whom you bestow your gifts.”
“That’s good advice,” she said. “How about you?”
“I am the essence of a private person,” he replied. “Nobody cares about what I do.”
“But you’re a close friend of a candidate for the presidency. I can’t believe that’s a sexless relationship.”
“We have agreed to take pains to be in separate cities at all times,” Stone replied. “I’ve never figured out how to include a sex life in that.”
“That’s a good plan, if it works.”
“It has worked for some time.”
“Did you see Joe Box’s announcement speech from New Hampshire?”
“I avoided it,” Stone said. “He annoys me.”
“He wasn’t bad. I was impressed with the way he used the teleprompter. Somebody is tutoring him, I think.”
“I hope not well enough to make him a serious candidate.”
“He exuded seriousness. He’s a good actor.”
“In spurts, I suppose, but not good enough to keep my skin from crawling.” He poured them an after-dinner cognac. “What are they doing about security for you?”
“Two women with guns,” she replied.
Stone laughed. “Perhaps they know you well enough not to give you male companionship.”
“They said it was so they could accompany me to the ladies’ rooms along the way. Apparently, that’s not a good place to be alone.”
“I don’t think the Thomases are after you right now.”
“How can I be sure of that?”
“They can’t harm you in the middle of a book tour — not when the book is about them.”
“You have a point. How about you?”
“When I go out, I have Fred, who is very competent and well-armed.”
“How did a Brit on American soil get a New York City carry license?”
“He has a friend high up in the police department.”
“Ah, yes, Dino. I’ll miss Dino and Viv.”
“I’ll tell them you said so.”