“Well, the bosses had a tip about activity in this area, so I got picked to take a peek. You know, in case people were using your property without you knowing.”
“No one can enter my property without me knowing, as you just found out.”
“Yeah, I see that. I’ll report-”
“Certainly not people engaged in paramilitary training.”
“Yeah, I-”
“And that doesn’t explain why you were taking pictures of my lodge. You should be out in the woods looking for these IRA people.”
“Yeah. I got turned around.”
“You certainly did. The point is you are on surveillance.”
“Well, yeah. I need to check about a dozen properties in the area.”
“I see. So, I shouldn’t feel singularly honored?”
“Huh?”
“I shouldn’t feel picked on?”
“No. Just routine stuff.”
“That’s a relief. By the way, do you have any sort of government warrant for these activities?”
“I do… but not with me.”
“Aren’t you supposed to carry the warrant with you?” He waved his hand over the desk and said, “We didn’t find anything, even when we looked up your rectum.” Mr. Madox smiled.
“Hey, fuck you! Fuck you!” Harry stood. “You motherfucking scumbag piece of shit!”
“Excuse me?”
“Shove it up your ass. I’m walking the fuck out of here-” He reached for his things on Madox’s desk and an explosion of pain ripped through the right side of his body. He heard a crashing sound and a thump, then nothing.
He realized he was lying on the floor, and a cold sweat covered his body. His eyes were blurry, but he could see Carl standing over him, tapping the cattle prod into his palm as if to say, “You want another jolt?”
Harry tried to stand, but his legs were rubbery. The other guard got behind him, lifted him under his arms, and dropped him back into his chair.
Harry tried to steady his breathing and his quivering muscles. His eyes were still unfocused, and everything sounded tinny in his ears.
One of the guards gave him a plastic bottle of water, which he could barely hold.
Mr. Madox said, “It’s amazing what electricity can do to a person. And there’s almost no visible evidence. Where were we?”
Harry tried to say, “Fuck you,” but couldn’t get the words out.
“I think you were trying to convince me that you were on a routine assignment looking for IRA training camps. I’m not convinced.”
Harry took a deep breath and said, “It’s true.”
“Well then, let me reassure you there are no members of the Irish Republican Army on my property. In fact, Mr. Muller, my ancestry is English through and through, and I have no fondness for the IRA.”
Harry didn’t reply.
Madox said, “Okay, let’s cut the IRA crap and go right to the heart of this matter. What, exactly, do your superiors think is going on here?”
Again, Harry didn’t respond.
“Do you need electrical encouragement to answer my question?”
“No… I don’t know. They didn’t tell me anything.”
“But they must have said something like, ‘Harry, we suspect that the Custer Hill Club is…’ what? How did they characterize this place and its members? This is really important to me, and I want you to tell me. You’re going to tell me now or later. Now is easier.”
Harry tried to clear his head from the electrical jolt and think about his situation. He’d never been on the wrong side of an interrogation desk, and he’d never had the experience or training that would guide him in a situation like this.
“Mr. Muller?”
He couldn’t figure out if he should stick to the IRA story, or if he should just tell this bastard the little he knew. The goal, obviously, was to get out of here alive, though he could hardly believe that his life was in danger.
“Mr. Muller? We did bird-watching, then the IRA-which is actually a good story. But not the true story. You seem a bit confused, so let me help you. You were told that the Custer Hill Club was made up of a bunch of rich, old right-wing crazies who are conspiring to do something that may be illegal. Correct?”
Harry nodded.
“What else did they tell you about us?”
“Nothing. I have no need to know.”
“Ah, yes. Need to know. Did they mention that several of our members are very highly placed and influential people in society and government?”
Harry shook his head. “I have no need to know that.”
“Well, I think you do need to know. That’s why you’re here, whether you know it or not. Fact is, the members of this club hold a lot of power. Political power, financial power, and military power. Did you know that one of our members is the deputy secretary of defense? Another is a top national security adviser to the president. Did you know that?”
Harry shook his head.
“We don’t appreciate some government agency conducting an illegal surveillance of our activities, which are entirely legal. We hunt, fish, drink, and discuss the world situation. The Constitution itself protects our right to assemble, to free speech, and to privacy. Correct?”
Harry nodded.
“Someone in your agency has overstepped his bounds and that person will be made to answer for his actions.”
Again, Harry nodded. He believed Madox. This wouldn’t be the first time one of his bosses screwed up and ordered surveillance on some group or some person who wasn’t guilty of anything. On the other hand, that’s what surveillance was for-to see if a suspicion of criminal activity was accurate or justified. Harry said, “I think they screwed up.”
“Oh, I know they did. And you just got caught in the middle.”
“Right.”
“You’re not an FBI agent?”
“No.”
“Or a CIA officer?”
“Hell, no.”
“You’re… what? A contract agent?”
“Yeah. Retired NYPD. Working for the FBI.”
“Low level,” suggested Mr. Madox.
“Well… yeah.”
“I’ll make sure you’re not punished.”
“Yeah, and thanks for the jolt.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Mr. Madox checked his watch and said, “I’m expecting company.” He stared at Harry. “Did you know I was expecting company?”
“No.”
“You just happened to be here on this particular day?”
Harry didn’t answer.
“Talk to me, Mr. Muller. I have a busy morning.”
“Uh… well, I was told to… see if anyone…”
“You were told to observe arriving guests, photograph them, take down their license-plate numbers, note their arrival times, and so forth.”
“Yeah.”
“How did these people you work for know there was a meeting here today?”
“I have no idea.”
“Why did you take a photograph of my utility pole?”
“Just… saw it. Ran into it.”
“When did you get here?”
“Last night.”
“Is anyone with you?”
“No.”
“How did you get here?”
“I drove my camper up,” Harry replied.
“And these are the keys?”
“Yeah.”
“Where is the camper?”
“On the logging road south of here.”
“Near where you entered the property?”
“Yeah.”
“Are you supposed to make a telephone report?”
He wasn’t, but he replied, “Yes.”
“When?”
“When I leave this property.”
“I see.” Madox picked up Harry’s cell phone and turned it on. “I see you have a message.” He added, “In case you wondered why you have such good service here in the middle of nowhere, I have my own cell-phone relay tower.” He gestured toward the window. “Now you know what that tower is, and you can label your photograph. You can also indicate that it has a voice scrambler so that no one can listen to my calls.” He asked Harry, “Isn’t it nice to be rich?”