Leaving the shrink open-mouthed and gaping through her spectacles he hurried from the room and moved down the passage away from the sound of Eva demanding to see her darling Henry. In the background the quads could be heard telling someone who didn’t like what he was confronted with that he wasn’t seeing double. ‘We aren’t twins, we’re quadruplets,’ they sang in unison.
Wilt hurried on, trying to find a door that wasn’t locked and failing. At that moment Inspector Flint emerged from his refuge in the Visitors’ Toilet, Eva barged out of the Waiting Room and the psychiatrist left her office and peered shortsightedly to see what on earth was happening and collided with Eva. In the mêlée that followed, the psychiatrist, who had been bowled over and was helped to her feet by the Inspector, revised her opinion of Wilt.
If the formidable woman who had knocked her down was Mrs Wilt–and the presence of the four almost identical teenage girls seemed to indicate that she must be–she could fully understand his lack of interest in marital sex. And his need for police protection. She groped around for her glasses, perched them on her nose and retreated to her office. Eva and Inspector Flint followed; Eva to apologise and Flint more reluctantly to find out how Wilt’s assessment had gone.
The psychiatrist looked at Eva doubtfully and decided not to object to her presence. ‘You want to know my opinion of the patient?’ she asked.
The Inspector nodded. In Eva’s company the less said the soonest mended seemed entirely appropriate.
‘He seems to be perfectly normal. I did all the routine tests we apply in these cases and I should say he has no symptoms of abnormality. There is absolutely no reason why he should not return home.’
She closed the file and stood up.
‘I told you so. There’s nothing wrong with him. You heard her,’ Eva said sharply to Flint. ‘You’ve got no right to hold him any longer. I’m going to take him home.’
‘I really think we should continue this conversation in private,’ said the Inspector.
‘Don’t mind me. I just happen to work here and this is my office,’ said the psychiatrist, obviously anxious to get this formidably dangerous woman who knocked people over out of the place. ‘You can go and continue your discussion in the Visitors’ Room.’
Flint followed Eva out into the passage and into the Waiting Room.
‘Well?’ Eva said as the Inspector shut the door. ‘I want to know what’s been going on, bringing Henry to an awful place like this.’
‘Mrs Wilt, if you’ll just sit down, I’ll do my best to explain,’ he said.
Eva sat down. ‘You’d better,’ she snapped.
Flint tried to think how to put the situation to her as reasonably as possible. He didn’t want her to go berserk. ‘I had Mr Wilt brought here for simple assessment to get him out of the hospital before two Americans from the US Embassy arrived to question him about something that happened in the States. Something to do with drugs. I don’t know what it was and I don’t want to know. More importantly he’s suspected of being somehow involved in the murder of a Shadow Minister, a man called Rottecombe, and…Yes, I know he couldn’t murder–’ he began but Eva was on her feet.
‘Are you mad?’ she yelled. ‘My Henry wouldn’t hurt a fly. He’s gentle and kind and he doesn’t know anyone in Government.’
Inspector Flint tried to calm her down. ‘I know that, Mrs Wilt, believe me I do, but Scotland Yard have evidence he was in the district when the Shadow Minister disappeared and they want to question him.’
For once in her life Eva resorted to logic. ‘And how many thousands of other people were around wherever it was?’
‘Herefordshire,’ said the Inspector involuntarily.
Eva’s eyes bulged in her head and her face turned purple. ‘Herefordshire? Herefordshire? You’re crazy. He doesn’t know anyone in Herefordshire. He’s never been there. We always go to the Lake District for our summer holidays.’
Flint raised the palms of his hands in submission. Wilt’s inconsequential answers were evidently infectious. ‘I’m sure you do,’ he muttered. ‘I don’t doubt it for a moment. All I’m saying–’
‘Is that Henry is wanted by Scotland Yard for the murder of a Shadow Minister. And you call that all?’
‘I didn’t say he was wanted by Scotland Yard for murder. They just want him to help them with their inquiries.’
‘And we all know what that means, don’t we just.’
The Inspector struggled to get some sense into the tirade. And as ever with the Wilts he failed.
In the central concourse of the mental hospital Wilt, who had spent half an hour searching for a way out, had failed too. All the doors were locked and, dressed as he was, he had been accosted by four genuinely insane patients two of whom protested they weren’t depressives and didn’t intend to have electric shock therapy again. Another two sidled up to him clearly under the influence of some very strong anti-psychotic medication and giggled rather alarmingly.
Wilt hurried on, unnerved by these encounters and by the atmosphere, and cursing the peculiar way he was dressed. Through a window he could see an area of lawn with patients wandering about or sitting on benches in the sun and beyond them a high wire fence. If he could only find his way out there he’d feel a lot better. But before he could make his way into the open air, Eva shot out of the Waiting Room and hurried towards him.
‘We’re going home, Henry. Now come along. I’m not listening to any more nonsense from that dreadful Inspector,’ she ordered. For once Wilt was in no mood to argue. He’d had quite enough of the dim distracted figures around him and the oppressive atmosphere of the mental hospital. He followed her through the main door and towards their car which was parked outside on the gravel, but before they reached it a series of screams echoed through the building.
‘What on earth is going on?’ Eva demanded of a small and evidently demented man who was scurrying past, panic-stricken.
‘There’s a girl in there with breasts that move from one side to the other like the clappers!’ he yelled as he ran past.
Eva knew who that girl was. With a silent curse she turned and pushed her way into the hospital through the crush of patients trying to escape the awful sight of scurrying bosoms. Emmeline’s rat Freddy, encouraged by the effect it was having and at the same time alarmed by the shrieks, was up to its old tricks with a vigour it had never shown before. The sight of a third pubescent breast apparently changing from right to left and back again at a rate of knots was too much even for heavily sedated mental patients. They had been faintly aware that they were not at all well but this was altogether too much. Hallucinations couldn’t come any worse than this.
By the time Eva reached Emmeline the rat was hidden in her jeans. As mad hysteria broke out in the concourse and spread through the entire hospital and even into the Secure Area, Eva, dragging Emmeline and the other three girls, who were enjoying the chaos Freddy’s imitation of a rampaging breast had caused, forced her way through the deluded mass struggling in the doorway and, thanks to her size and strength, out into the open air. By the time they reached the car Wilt was already inside it and cowering in the back seat.