I smiled back. Give us pistols at ten paces, and we’d be the picture of friendship.
“Why don’t you read the forecast for the next week, Joanne?” he asked. Which gave me a pleasant little shock of surprise.
“Sure,” I said warmly, and caught, too late, Cherise frantically making a no-go gesture with both hands. Damn. Whatever was coming, I’d just walked right into it.
“It’s on the beach ball,” he said.
The beach ball was behind me.
I froze, stared at him for a second, and then recovered my smile. “Would you get it for me, Marvin?”
He kept smiling. “Sorry. I’m busy.”
The whole point was, of course, to get me to turn my nearly naked ass to the camera. I bit the inside of my cheek and decided to just go for it. “Actually, Marvin, I’d like to give it a shot without the notes.”
Which wasn’t what he expected or wanted to hear. He shot a look at the director, who made a bored keep-moving motion. “Sure.” He rolled his eyes for the benefit of the viewers.
“Well, Marvin, from the radar imaging you showed us earlier, it’s pretty obvious that we have a warming trend moving in from the southwest, moving northeast. I’d say from the satellite time-lapse that we can expect to see some clouds later today with a strong possibility of afternoon showers, and by tomorrow, lows in the mid-eighties and highs topping out around ninety-two degrees. The dew point will be around seventy-four, with humidity of about eighty-four percent, rising through the weekend. We can expect to see some thunderstorms by tomorrow evening, about a seventy-three percent chance. So let’s be careful out there. There should be some major electrical activity associated with these storms, as well as the possibility of rising winds.”
I finished it with a wide smile.
There was a stunned silence. The two anchors and the sports guy looked at each other in open-mouthed amazement; I guess they didn’t think a girl in a bikini could so much as string together a sentence, much less deliver a coherent, scientific analysis.
I hadn’t used even a little bit of Oversight to do it, either. I didn’t think I was capable of that, at the moment. I’d done it all from my own observations last night, and the maps, and the same data Marvin had available at his disposal.
And I knew I was right. One hundred percent right.
Marvin looked like a gaffed fish. He must have realized it, because he flushed under the pancake makeup and forced a labored smile in return. “Ha! That’s very funny, Joanne. You’ve been watching a little too much Weather Channel.” He broadly mugged for the camera. “Sorry, folks, but Joanne’s forecast is completely wrong. There’s not going to be any rain. I’ve already guaranteed it.”
“Want to bet?” I asked.
“Oh, we don’t encourage gambling on our show,” Marvin shot back, with a quick, frantic glance at the director. Who was looking enraptured with the sudden tension on the set, and gave him a go-ahead nod. “But I suppose a friendly wager, in the interest of science…”
“If it rains, Marvin, I think you should have to wear the Sunny Suit,” I said sweetly.
The anchors laughed, off camera. Cherise had her fist stuffed in her mouth. All her silver, suspended raindrops were glittering as she shook.
Marvin sputtered and twisted, but after all, he’d given his personal guarantee.
“Well,” he finally said, “I’ll take that bet. Because Marvelous Marvin stands by his predictions!”
The anchors clapped. So did the stagehands, who were all giving me—not Marvin—a big, double thumbs-up.
Marvin did a back-to-you, and the newscast resumed. They were about to interview a 110-year-old man from Coral Gables who had a pet tortoise nearly his own age.
The red camera light flicked off, and Marvin lunged at me. I danced back through the sand, stepped off the narrow ledge onto the cold floor of the studio, and mouthed at him, Want to see my ass?
And then I turned, pointed to it, and walked away, head held high. Put my arm around the squishy mass of Cherise’s costume, and walked her toward the door. I tossed the bathrobe over my shoulder on the way out and made sure that I was doing a full model’s sashay, the entire time.
When I looked over my shoulder, Marvin was doing a silent dance of fury, right in the director’s face. The stagehands were convulsed with silent laughter.
So endeth my career as Weather Girl. Sad, really. I was just getting to like it, in a perverse, kinky kind of way.
It occurred to me, on the drive back, that I had a lot to worry about.
Jonathan’s threat was still in force, and although he’d temporarily forgotten about me, he was almost certainly going to come reinforce his point anytime now.
And whatever wistful hopes I had to repair the damage to David were now officially dead, buried, and had grass growing on their graves.
David was an Ifrit, and I didn’t know how to get him back without human blood and the Ma’at. I was dangerously willing to get the human blood. The Ma’at, however, were notoriously not easy to convince, and with the Djinn in the middle of political warfare, that wasn’t even vaguely an option.
When Jonathan showed up, I’d have to do what he said. I wouldn’t have any choices left.
I felt such a crashing wave of anguish that it left me breathless, tears cold on my cheeks, and I pulled into a strip mall parking lot to let it pass.
It didn’t pass. The waves kept coming, battering me, releasing more and more pain. It was as though a dam had broken inside of me, and I couldn’t stop the flood.
I found myself hunched over, head against the steering wheel, hands over my stomach. Protecting my unborn child, my child who was just an idea, a possibility, a spark.
David was already gone, but he wasn’t dead. He’d told me he had to die for the child to live. Probably.
I tried to sense something, anything, from her, but like the bottle that contained David in thick, obscuring glass, my own body refused to grant me a connection. Was she still there?
Please, I thought to her. Don’t go.
It took me an hour to dry my tears and feel up to facing what was waiting for me at home.
When I arrived, Lewis and Kevin were gone. That wasn’t totally a surprise; Lewis never had liked hanging around waiting for trouble, and he’d be thinking of Kevin, too. I wondered why the Ma’at weren’t rallying to protect him. Yet another thing I should have found the time to ask.
I wished I hadn’t missed Lewis, but at the same time, I was relieved. He’d have taken one look at my reddened eyes and known what I’d been crying about, and I wasn’t really sure I could stand the sympathy just now.
When I closed the door, I heard Sarah banging around in the kitchen. By banging I mean cooking, with punctuation. I saw Eamon standing in the living room, sipping coffee, and raised my eyebrows; he raised his back and nodded toward the source of the noise.
“I think she’s a bit unhappy,” he said. “Considering that she walked out of the bedroom thinking she’d be alone in the house and, well, she wasn’t.”
I blinked. “That was a problem?”
“It was the way she walked out of the bedroom.”
“You mean she was… ?”
“Naked as the day she was born,” he said with careful gravity. “I think the resulting shriek woke half your neighbors.”
I was going to hell for the fact that this actually cheered me up. I tried to be a dutiful sister. Tried very, very hard. “I’m sorry. I should have warned you, but you guys were asleep—”
“Oh, believe me, it’s not me you have to convince. I thought it was a lot funnier than she did,” he said. “By the way, your friend—Lewis?—said to tell you that you looked great this morning.”
Eamon’s tone had just a bit of a question in it. I felt a blush coming on again.
“On television,” I clarified. “He said he was going to watch me on television. Not like rolling over in bed and saying I looked great or anything.”