“You don’t say!” Pewter’s eyes widened into big black balls.“A murder!”
“Good point, Market.” Samson cupped his chin in his hand for a moment. “Why would a body be buried—what did they say, under the fireplace?”
“Hearth,” the dog called out, but they didn’t pay attention.
“Maybe the man died in the winter and they couldn’t dig up the frozen ground. But the ground wouldn’t be frozen under the hearth, would it?” Market threw this out. He didn’t necessarily believe it.
“I thought the people at that time had mausoleums, or something like mausoleums anyway, dug into rock where they’d store bodies until the spring thaws. Then they’d dig the grave,” Miranda added.
“Did they really?” Market shivered at the thought of bodies being stacked up somewhere like cordwood.
“Well, they were frozen, I suspect,” Miranda answered.
“Gruesome.” Samson grimaced. “Has Lucinda come in today?”
“No,” Harry answered.
“I can’t keep track of my own wife’s schedule.” His affable tone belied the truth—he didn’t want Lucinda tailing him. He liked to know her whereabouts because he didn’t want her to know his.
“What’d she think of the Monticello discovery?” Mrs. Hogendobber asked politely.
“Lucinda? Oh, she didn’t think it would be positive publicity, but she can’t see that it has anything to do with us today.” Samson tapped the countertop, admiring Mrs. Hogendobber’s handiwork. “I hear Wesley Randolph doesn’t like this one bit. He’s overreacting, but then, he always does. Lulu’s interest in history isn’t as deep as mine,” he sighed, “but then, she doesn’t have my connections to Mr. Jefferson. A direct line from his mother, Jane, you know, and then, of course, on my father’s side I’m related to Dolley Madison. Naturally, my interest is keen and Lulu’s people were new. I don’t think they got over here until the 1780s.” He stopped for a second, realized he was unrolling his pedigree to people who could recite it as well as he could. “I digress. Anyway, Lulu reads a good amount. Like me, she’ll be glad when this episode is behind us. We don’t want the wrong kind of attention here in Albemarle County.”
“Samson, we’re talking about almost two centuries between then and now.” Market chuckled.
“The past lives on in Virginia, the mother of presidents.” Samson beamed a Chamber of Commerce smile. He couldn’t have known how true was that pronouncement, or how tragic.
As Samson left, Danny Tucker and Stuart and Breton Randolph boisterously rushed into the post office. Danny looked like his mother, Susan. Stuart and Breton also strongly resembled their mother, Ansley. Every mouth jabbered simultaneously as the teenage boys reached into the mailboxes.
“Eii—” Danny let out a yell and jerked back his hand.
“Mousetrap?” Stuart’s sandy eyebrows shot upward.
“No such luck,” Danny sarcastically replied.
Breton peeped in the mailbox.“Gross.” He reached in and pulled out a fake eyeball.
Harry whispered to Mrs. Hogendobber.“Did you do that?”
“I won’t say I did and I won’t say I didn’t.”
“Harry, did you put this eyeball in the mailbox?” Danny, accompanied by his buddies, leaned on the counter.
“No.”
“Mother’s not fond of rubber eyeballs,” Mrs. Murphy disclosed.
Reverend Herb Jones walked into the hubbub.“A prayer meeting?”
“Hi, Rev.” Stuart adored the pastor.
“Stuart, address Reverend Jones properly,” Miranda ordered.
“I’m sorry. Hello, Reverend Jones.”
“I always do what Mrs. H. tells me.” Reverend Jones put his arm around Stuart’s shoulders. “I’d be scared not to.”
“Now, Herbie …” Miranda began to protest.
Breton, a sweet kid, chimed in.“Mrs. Hogendobber, we all do what you tell us because you’re usually right.”
“Well …” A long, breathless pause followed. “I’m glad you all realize that.” She exploded in laughter and everyone joined in, including the animals.
“Harry.” Herb put his hand on the counter as he laughed. “Thanks for calling me the other day about my flat tire. Fixed it—now just got another one.”
“Oh, no,” Harry responded.
“You need a new truck,” Market Shiflett suggested.
“Yes, but I need the money, and so far—”
“No pennies from heaven.” Harry couldn’t resist. This set everyone off again.
“Reverend Jones, I’ll help you change your tire,” Danny volunteered.
“Me too.” Breton jumped in.
“Me three.” Stuart was already out the door.
As they bounded out, Danny flashed his rubber eye back at Harry, who made a cross with her fingers.
“Good kids, I miss Courtney. She’s loving her first year at college. Still hard to let go.” Market, a widower, sighed.
“You did a wonderful job with that girl,” Miranda praised him.
“Too bad you didn’t do better with Lardguts,” Mrs. Murphy called out.
“Thanks,” Market replied.
“I resent that,” Pewter growled.
“Well, back to the salt mines.” Market paused. “Pewter?”
“I’m coming. I’m not staying here to be insulted by a—a string bean.”
“Oh, Pewter, where’s your sense of humor?” Tucker padded over to her and gave her a nudge.
“How do you stand her?” Pewter liked the corgi.
“I tear up her catnip toys when she’s not looking.”
Pewter, at Market’s heels, gaily sprang out the door as she thought of a catnip sock shredded to bits.
Harry and Miranda returned to their chores.
“You are the culprit. I know it.” Harry giggled.
“An eye for an eye …” Mrs. H. quoted her Old Testament.
“Yeah, but it was Susan who put the rubber spider in the box, not Danny.”
“Oh, darn.” The older woman clapped her hands together. She thought, “Well, help me get even.”
Harry tipped back her head and roared. Miranda laughed too, as did Mrs. Murphy and Tucker, whose laughter sounded like little snorts.
13
Samson Coles’s bright red Grand Wagoneer stuck out like a sore thumb on the country roads. The big eight-cylinder engine harnessed to a four-wheel drive was essential to his business. He’d hauled prospective buyers through fields, forded rivers, and rumbled down old farm roads. The roominess inside pleasedpeople, and he was disappointed when Jeep discontinued the boxy vehicle to replace it with a smaller, sleeker model, the Grand Cherokee. The Grand Cherokee suffered from a Roman nose and too much resemblance to the rest of the Jeep line, he thought. The wonderful thing about the old Wagoneer was that no other car looked like it. Samson craved standing apart from the crowd.
However, he didn’t much crave it today. He parked behind a huge bank barn, pulled on his galoshes, and stomped through over a mile of slush to Blair Bainbridge’s farm next to Harry’s place.
He knew Harry was keeping an eye on the farm in Blair’s absence. The great thing about a small town is that most people know your schedule. It was also the bad thing about a small town.
Harry usually sorted Blair’s mail at work and put it in an international packet so he’d get it within a few days unless Blair happened to be on a shoot in a very remote area or in a political hot spot. She’d stop by Blair’s Foxden Farm on her way home from work.
The squish of mud dragged him down. Hard to run in galoshes, and Samson was in a hurry. He had a two o’clock appointment at Midale. That listing, once the property sold, meant a healthy commission for Samson. He needed the money. He was listing the estate at $2.2 million. He thought Midale would sell between $1.5 and $1.8 million. He’d work that out with his client later. The important thing was to get the listing. He’d learned a long time ago that in the real estate business if you give the client a high price, you usually win the listing. Occasionally, he would sell a property for the listing price. More often than not, the place would sell for twenty to thirty percent less and he covered himself by elaborately explaining that the market had dipped, interest rates varied, whatever soothed the waters. After all, he didn’t want a reputation for being an unrealistic agent.