Mim Sanburne discreetly fluffed her hair as she prepared to leave the church. Little Marilyn, less discreetly, checked her makeup and pointedly ignored Harry, who was immediately behind her. Josiah did not escort Mim, because he acted as next of kin to Maude and because Jim was there. Market Shiflett stood next to Harry, and Mim edged up even more lest someone (like a news reporter) think she would be accompanied by a—shudder—working man. Courtney Shiflett and Brookie and Danny Tucker quietly filed out the front door too. Susan and Ned stayed behind with Josiah to make certain nothing else needed to be done until the grave-site service.
A reporter rushed up to Mim. She stiffened and turned her back on him. He shoved his microphone under Little Marilyn’s mouth. She started to open it when her mother clasped her wrist and yanked her away. Mrs. George Hogendobber waved her huge church fan in front of her face and made her escape.
Jim wheeled on the reporter.“I’m the mayor of this here town and I’ll answer any questions you have, but right now leave these people alone.”
As Jim was nearly a foot taller than the reporter, the squirt slunk off.
A woman reporter, straining to lower her voice to a more important register, buttonholed Harry, caught in the slow-moving mass of mourners.
“Were you a friend of the murdered woman?” the pert young thing asked.
Harry ignored her.
“Come on, girl.” Market grabbed Harry’s hand.
“Thanks, Market.” Harry let him propel her toward his car.
BoomBoom Craycroft stayed away from Maude’s funeral, which was appropriate. As she was still in deep mourning, no one expected her to make a public appearance anywhere but on the golf course, and everyone but Mrs. Hogendobber made allowances for that. As for BoomBoom, she would have taken apart the television crews, limb by limb.
The grave-site service progressed nicely until Reverend Jones tossed ashes on the casket. Bob Berryman began to sob. Linda was appalled. Bob moved away from the grave site and Linda didn’t follow him. She sat like a stone in the tacky metal chair.
The moment the last syllable of the service was over, the“Amens” said, Josiah rushed to Bob’s side. Harry and everyone else noticed him put his arm around Bob’s shoulders, whispering earnestly in the shaken man’s ear. Suddenly Bob pulled away from Josiah and slugged him square in the face. As the older man sank to his knees, Bob walked with deliberate control to his car. He turned to find his wife. She hurried to the car, opened the passenger door, and Bob drove off before she could even close it.
Ned reached Josiah first and found his face bloodied. Harry, Susan, and Mrs. Hogendobber got there next and Rick Shaw came more slowly. He was observing people’s reactions to the outburst.
The cameras, zoom lenses intact, whirred away from a discreet distance. Jim Sanburne advanced on them, and the newspeople scurried like cockroaches. Susan pulled tissues from her bag but the gushing nosebleed poured through them.
Hayden McIntire took command.“Tilt your head back.”
Josiah did as he was told.“What do you think? Broken?”
“I don’t know. Come with me to the office and I’ll do what I can. You’re going to have two very black eyes tomorrow along with a fat nose.”
Josiah wobbled to his feet with Hayden’s assistance.
Mrs. Hogendobber, brimming with curiosity, blurted out what everyone else was thinking:“What did you say to him?”
“Well—I don’t know.” Josiah squinted. Everything hurt. “I told him this was a terrible thing, but for Maude’s sake he should control himself. Those television vermin are across the road. What would people think?”
“That’s all?” Harry asked, knowing perfectly well that what Josiah had just said would plant a fast-growing seed. Why would it look so bad? A nasty little emotional door had been opened and everyone would jam in front of it trying to peer inside.
Josiah nodded“yes” as Hayden led him off.
Rick silently watched this and then got in his squad car. He was going to tail Bob Berryman. He called to the dispatcher, gave a description of the car and the license plate number. He specified he didn’t want Bob stopped unless he headed for the airport.
Rob Collier listened intently to the tale of Berryman’s outburst. He lingered over his afternoon pickup.
“… blood oozing onto his Turnbull and Asser shirt. I tell you, Rob, that must have hurt more than the blow.”
Rob pulled his eyelashes, a nervous habit.“Something’s not right.”
“No shit, Sherlock.”
Rob smiled good-naturedly.“Yeah, well, I’m not as dumb as you think. You’re a woman and I’m a man. I know some things that you don’t. Maybe a man cries because he killed someone and suddenly feels guilty.”
Harry leaned over the counter, inadvertently touching Tucker, who was snoozing under it. The corgi awoke with a grunt.
“I don’t know.”
“See, what’s going on here is, he’s too full up to keep it to himself. Bob Berryman don’t go ’round blubbering in public.”
“Right.”
Tucker yawned. Mrs. Murphy was sleeping with one eye open in a mail bin. Tucker could see the lump at the bottom of the canvas bin. She slunk over and very carefully, very gently bit the lump.
“Ah-h-h.” Mrs. Murphy, startled, yelped. Tucker laughed and bit her again.
“Those two put on a real show, don’t they?” Rob was diverted for a moment from his theory. “As I see it, Maude had something on Berryman. Bet your bottom dollar.”
Harry drew in air between her teeth.“Well, something was going on.”
“Maybe they were running drugs. Berryman travels nine states.”
“I can’t picture Maude as a drug dealer.”
“Hey, sixty years ago booze was illegal. The son of one of the biggest bootleggers in the country became President. Business is business.”
“Where does Kelly fit in?”
“Found out”—Rob shrugged—“or was in cahoots.”
“Next you’ll be telling me Mim Sanburne is a cocaine queen.”
“Anything is possible.”
“Let’s don’t talk about Mim, even though I brought her up. She’s on my reserve shit list. She’s mad at me. Oh, excuse me—ladies of Mim’s quality don’t get mad; they become agitated. She’s agitated with me because I told Little Marilyn to invite her brother to the wedding.”
Rob whistled.“Now there’s an odd couple.”
“Little Marilyn and Fitz-Gilbert Hamilton? He sure hasn’t shown his face around here. Probably feels safe in Richmond.”
“No, no—Stafford and Brenda Sanburne. She’s about the prettiest thing I ever saw but … Well, I wish him happiness, but you can’t go around breaking the rules and not expect to suffer for it.”
“You’re big on rules today.” Harry thought, Love whomever you could. It was such a rare commodity in the world, you’d better take it where you could find it. No point arguing with Rob, who was a tender racist as opposed to the horrendous kind. Still, they did their damage, whether by trickle or by tidal wave.
Rob checked his watch.“Zip time.”
He hopped into his mail truck as Mrs. Murphy hopped out of the mail bin.“Tucker, I was sleepy. Your snoring kept me awake last night.”
“I don’t snore.”
“You do. Snort. Snort.” Mrs. Murphy imitated a snore but she was far from it.
“What’s with you two?” Harry walked over to the mail bin. “There’s nothing in here.” Mrs. Murphy rubbed against her leg. Harry gingerly stepped into the mail bin, pushed off with one leg, and then tucked that in the bin too. “Wheee!”
The door opened as she crashed into the wall.
“What are you doing, Miz Haristeen?” Rick Shaw stifled a laugh.
Harry stuck her head over the bin.“The cat has so much fun when she gets in here, I thought I’d try. Hell, anything to feel good these days.”