A long series of bad love affairs had finally done her in. Now I was standing at her door. There was a good deal left of her body. She was small but buxom and many a young girl would have loved to have her figure.
I followed her in. "So Lydia split?" Dee Dee asked.
"I think she went to Utah. The 4th of July dance in Muleshead is coming up. She never misses it."
I sat down in the breakfast nook while Dee Dee uncorked a red wine. "Do you miss her?"
"Christ, yes. I feel like crying. My whole gut is chewed up. I might not make it."
"You'll make it. We'll get you over Lydia. We'll pull you through."
"Then you know how I feel?"
"It has happened to most of us a few times."
"That bitch never cared to begin with."
"Yes, she did. She still does."
I decided it was better to be there in Dee Dee's large home in the Hollywood Hills than to be sitting all alone back in my apartment and brooding.
"It must be that I'm just not good with the ladies," I said.
"You're good enough with the ladies," Dee Dee said. "And you're a helluva writer."
"I'd rather be good with the ladies."
Dee Dee was lighting a cigarette. I waited until she was finished, then I leaned across the table and gave her a kiss. "You make me feel good. Lydia was always on the attack."
"That doesn't mean what you think it means."
"But it can get to be unpleasant."
"It sure as hell can."
"Have you found a boyfriend yet?"
"Not yet."
"I like this place. But how do you keep it so neat and clean?"
"We have a maid."
"Oh?"
"You'll like her. She's big and black and she finishes her work as fast as she can after I leave. Then she goes to bed and eats cookies and watches t.v. I find cookie crumbs in my bed every night. I'll have her fix you breakfast after I leave tomorrow morning."
"All right."
"No, wait. Tomorrow's Sunday. I don't work Sundays. We'll eat out. I know a place. You'll like it."
"All right."
"You know, I think I've always been in love with you."
"What?"
"For years. You know, when I used to come and see you, first with Bernie and later with Jack, I would want you. But you never noticed me. You were always sucking on a can of beer or you were obsessed with something."
"Crazy, I guess, near crazy. Postal Service madness. I'm sorry I didn't notice you."
"You can notice me now."
Dee Dee poured another glass of wine. It was good wine. I liked her. It was good to have a place to go when things went bad. I remembered the early days when things would go bad and there wasn't anywhere to go. Maybe that had been good for me. Then. But now I wasn't interested in what was good for me. I was interested in how I felt and how to stop feeling bad when things went wrong. How to start feeling good again.
"I don't want to fuck you over, Dee Dee," I said. "I'm not always good to women."
"I told you I love you."
"Don't do it. Don't love me."
"All right," she said, "I won't love you, I'll almost love you. Will that be all right?"
"It's much better than the other."
We finished our wine and went to bed…
18
In the morning Dee Dee drove me to the Sunset Strip for breakfast. The Mercedes was black and shone in the sun. We drove past the billboards and the nightclubs and the fancy restaurants. I slouched low in my seat, coughing over my cigarette. I thought, well, things have been worse. A scene or two flashed through my head. One winter in Atlanta I was freezing, it was midnight, I had no money, no place to sleep, and I walked up the steps of a church hoping to get inside and get warm. The church door was locked. Another time in El Paso, sleeping on a park bench, I was awakened in the morning by some cop smacking the soles of my shoes with his club. Still, I kept thinking about Lydia. The good parts of our relationship felt like a rat walking around and gnawing at the inside of my stomach.
Dee Dee parked outside a fancy eating place. There was a sun patio with chairs and tables where people sat eating, talking, and drinking coffee. We passed a black man in boots, jeans, and with a heavy silver chain coiled around his neck. His motorcycle helmet, goggles and gloves were on the table. He was with a thin blond girl in a peppermint jumpsuit who sat sucking on her little ringer. The place was crowded. Everybody looked young, scrubbed, bland. Nobody stared at us. Everybody was talking quietly.
We went inside and a pale slim boy with tiny buttocks, tight silver pants, an 8-inch studded belt and shiny gold blouse seated us. His ears were pierced and he wore tiny blue earrings. His pencil-thin mustache looked purple.
"Dee Dee," he said, "what is happening?"
"Breakfast, Donny."
"A drink, Donny," I said.
"I know what he needs, Donny. Give him a Golden Flower, double."
We ordered breakfast and Dee Dee said, "It will take a while to prepare. They cook everything to order here."
"Don't spend too much, Dee Dee."
"It all goes on the expense account."
She took out a little black book. "Now, let's see. Who am I taking to breakfast? Elton John?"
"Isn't he in Africa…"
"Oh, that's right. Well, how about Cat Stevens?"
"Who's that?"
"You don't know?"
"No."
"Well, I discovered him. You can be Cat Stevens."
Donny brought the drink and he and Dee Dee talked. They seemed to know the same people. I didn't know any of them. It took a lot to excite me. I didn't care. I didn't like New York. I didn't like Hollywood. I didn't like rock music. I didn't like anything. Maybe I was afraid. That was it-I was afraid. I wanted to sit alone in a room with the shades down. I feasted upon that. I was a crank. I was a lunatic. And Lydia was gone.
I finished my drink and Dee Dee ordered another. I began to feel like a kept man and it felt great. It helped my blues. There is nothing worse than being broke and having your woman leave you. Nothing to drink, no job, just the walls, sitting there staring at the walls and thinking. That's how women got back at you, but it hurt and weakened them too. Or so I like to believe.
The breakfast was good. Eggs garnished with various fruits… pineapple, peaches, pears… some grated nuts, seasoning. It was a good breakfast. We finished and Dee Dee ordered me another drink. The thought of Lydia still remained inside of me, but Dee Dee was nice. Her conversation was decisive and entertaining. She was able to make me laugh, which I needed. My laughter was all there inside of me waiting to roar out: HAHAHAHAHA, o my god o my HAHAHAHA. It felt so good when it happened. Dee Dee knew something about life. Dee Dee knew that what happened to one happened to most of us. Our lives were not so different-even though we liked to think so.
Pain is strange. A cat killing a bird, a car accident, a fire… Pain arrives, BANG, and there it is, it sits on you. It's real. And to anybody watching, you look foolish. Like you've suddenly become an idiot. There's no cure for it unless you know somebody who understands how you feel, and knows how to help.
We went back to the car. "I know just where to take you to cheer you up," said Dee Dee. I didn't answer. I was being catered to as if I was an invalid. Which I was.
I asked Dee Dee to stop at a bar. One of hers. The bartender knew her.
"This," she told me as we entered, "is where a lot of the script writers hang out. And some of the little-theatre people."
I disliked them all immediately, sitting around acting clever and superior. They nullified each other. The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on the same turd.