When she was done dancing, she came over again, asked to sit down, suggested Hand buy her a drink, he did, and now she was sitting next to him, her long fingers moving like spider legs, slowly, in the low thicket between his neck and skull.
A new woman was dancing. White-blonde, heavier, curvier. I sat up. I watched her for a while, wondering what we were doing here, if I was expected to leave Hand and Olga alone. Her nose was buried in Hand's neck. She pulled back to face him.
"You smell like…" she said, gesturing, as if making wind.
"What?" he said.
"Like outside," she said, and began chewing on his ear.
This new woman dancing was not a happy dancer. She threw a horrific fake smile my way; she appeared to be missing her bottom teeth, if that was possible. Hand and Olga were talking about Estonian television.
"Last night," she said, "I see on TV where bears and dogs fight."
Hand tilted his head. "How do you mean, like a nature show? In the wild?"
"No, they fight in a stage. Like circus. A show. The bear is chain, like police. [She made a gesture, her wrists pulling away from each other, to indicate handcuffs.} The dogs jump on him."
"What? Really? The bear?" Hand wanted details.
"Oh yes! On the bear!"
"Why doesn't the bear just bite the dogs or stick his claws in them or something? A bear would kill a dog."
"No, no. They take the teeth out of bear. And claws."
"They what?" Hand was outraged.
I was sure I'd seen this, in woodcuts. And I remembered where. "They did this in medieval England," I offered, though I'm not sure they knew I'd been listening. "I saw something about it somewhere. Woodcuts of it. Bearbaiting."
Hand looked at me blankly. He turned to Olga.
"They take the teeth out? Really?"
Olga was now teary. Talking about the bear fighting had upset her. She ordered another drink.
"That is horrible," said Hand. "And this is some kind of national sport?"
She nodded gravely. They talked about this much longer than I could stay interested, and longer than anyone but Hand, who had recently crashed an epidemiology convention in Indianapolis, would be interested. Now there was no dancing. A big screen TV was activated, and on it a movie featuring crazy sharks with huge brains eating scientists and LL Cool J.
Finally another woman, in a business suit, came over and asked if either one of us would like a massage or private dance from Olga. Olga nodded for herself and Hand. Hand stood -
"Just for a sec. You okay?"
"I'm good," I said.
– and left with her. Another woman, who a minute ago was bartending, took the stage and began rubbing her backside against the golden pole. There was a payphone near the bar so I called my mom.
"You're where?" she said. "I can't hear anything."
I pressed my finger into my free ear.
"I'm at a bar in Estonia. What time is it there?"
"Three. I'm staining a footstool."
"You're what?"
"A footstool."
"You're aiming it? At what?"
"Staining. Staining."
"In the garage?"
"I'm outside -"
"Make sure it's ventil – Oh."
There was a delay in our connection and it made us tentative. We waited to speak and then spoke at the same time.
The dancer had two fingers in her mouth. Now her ankles held the pole, and she was upside down. The link between the acrobatics and anything erotic was tenuous and slipping. I turned to face the phone, to concentrate.
"You're where again?" she said, almost yelling.
"Estonia. Tallinn."
I situated it for her. No one knows where Tallinn is.
"Hey honey," she said, not caring about Tallinn anymore, "you would tell me if you'd broken something here, wouldn't you?"
"Broke something? Like what?"
"A plate, a glass, anything."
"I don't get it."
"You know I walk barefoot sometimes."
"Right. But did you step on some glass? What are you talking about?"
"You would tell me, wouldn't you?"
"Of course. But I haven't been there in months, Mom."
– Jesus, Mom. What is going on?
"I just wanted to make sure you'd tell me. I woke up this morning and was afraid to walk in there – I was sure it was covered in glass. And you know how hard it is to see that glass, Will."
"Okay."
"I can't have the glass everywhere, hon. I can't have the broken glass underfoot."
– Not now. Wait. Please. Give me five years.
"Okay," I said.
"So why Estonia?"
"I don't know. They didn't need a visa."
"I almost went to Denmark once."
"When?"
"With your father of course. We wanted to honeymoon there. All the tulips."
"Oh." I hated it when she mentioned him without malice.
"Get away!" she yelled.
"What?"
"The dog next door. He's brushing up against my stool."
– Mom. Bring it together.
"Honey."
"What?"
"I should let you go."
"I have time."
"I don't."
"You should see this place. They've got these tall fishtanks full of fake fish, and they're bubbling up to the top, flying up there. Like embers from a campfire. Or like when you try to burn newspaper in the fire, and it gets so light and starts floating around, when it all goes up around your head."
"Will."
"Or the embers go up too. Remember that? The one time on the Wolf River, remember that, when you took us for my birthday? And there was that fake open grave along the path, with the shroud on it? With the bloodstain in the middle -"
"I have to go. Have a nice strip bar."
She was the one who'd wanted to go to Great America. This was only three years ago, in the middle of a June everyone was marveling about – so blue and clear, the heavy May rains giving the greens unknown depths, underwater hues – and so many were home for a wedding – Teddy, from high school, was marrying a woman seven years older and twenty pounds heavier, and there was much talk, before and during, especially when she chain-smoked through the reception and its many speeches – and my mom wanted to go to Great America, and Jack and Hand and I with her. We were twenty-four or -five, Jack, Hand and I, and we all followed my mom – oh shit, Pilar was there too, for some reason – all day, letting my mom pay for things, letting her choose the rides. This was the day they rode the Demon – I wouldn't ride anything that brought me upside-down, and the smell of the bar across my chest brought memories of bike accidents, so I waited and watched – and afterward I watched the three of them, arm in arm in arm, legs almost linked, walking toward me. It was stupid and embarrassing and funny and stupid. This was the day Hand announced, while eating fries and mayonnaise for lunch, that in his opinion, a great shit was better than bad sex, a view that was seconded by my mom, which just about killed Jack. On this day Jack mentioned that he wouldn't mind staying at his current job, in his current position, for "twenty or thirty more years." He was content. When he finished enumerating the pleasures of his work, we were quiet. This day ended when we left at six, but began again when in the parking lot we learned that Mom had left her lights on. It was foggy in the morning and her lights were on then and now the car was dead and we had to start over.
We played backgammon on the hood while we waited for a Triple-A jump and when that was done the day ended again but began once more when we stopped for dinner and afterward the engine wouldn't turn. Triple-A again but this time we waited inside, at the bar – the first time I'd ever had a drink with my mom, anywhere – and Jack and Hand acted like it was natural and good – better here than in Hand's basement, where we used to shotgun Old Milwaukees before going out looking to steal Melinda Aghani's Cabriolet. But for me, with my mom here, and them here, it was the collision of worlds and every sip confused me. Jack told his story about how his sister Molly said, at thirteen, that she'd never have sex, ever. Why? Because do you know what makes a penis erect that way? Blood! A penis full of blood! Jack did her voice perfectly, the deafening shrillness, the indignance of a matron offended. My mom was loving it, not only because she didn't like Molly much – no one did – but because Jack and Hand knew my mom wanted to be treated without deference and they obliged, they didn't change a word for her. Her hair was so short then. She'd gone the way of a few of her friends and gotten the middle-aged short cut, the Liza Minelli, a helmet with curls licking her temples. It made her look too intense, her eyes too big, cheekbones too strong. But she was in love with this day and it was obvious she didn't want the jump, didn't want to leave the bar. She listened to Hand's tale of hiding his dead cat in his room, when he was seven, to prevent it from being buried. He couldn't stand the idea of burying anything, and so first put the cat in an old Lego box, but ants took over swarming, so he later cut open the belly of a stuffed bear and kept the cat's stiff decomposing body inside the bear's stomach, above his dresser, until the smell, in August, was too dense and he was found out. My mom listened and her eyes were so wide and so full of glee that with the hair she seemed bordering on madness. We didn't get home until twelve, but she was up all night, talking to Cathy Wambat in Hawaii, recounting every moment, her periodic shrieks of laughter keeping me up, though I'd never let her know.