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  The gods of light love us elves!

  . CHAPTER #2

  The elf girls went around the positions of the orcs. There was a lot of barbed wire here. And barefoot beauties gnawed it with scissors. Sheared well. Then an elf with blue hair plunged the point into the groin of one of the orcs. He literally froze in pain. The warriors burst out laughing and showed tongues.

  The blood of the orcs is brown and nasty, the girls jumped back so as not to get dirty on it. Yes, it is not easy to fight with such creatures - it is even disgusting to kill them.

  The red-haired elf grunted out of place:

  - Half a year of bad weather,

  Half a year is nowhere!

  Elf with yellow objected:

  - It's on planet Earth the weather is not to hell! And we have, on the contrary, eternal summer, on all the planet and four luminaries!

  Indeed, in the orange sky, four large stars shone - of different colors, and it's wonderful!

  The warriors gnawed through the wire with wire cutters. And here they are crawling closer to the airfield. The planes of the hairy army of hell are already visible there. Some of the cars are very large. For example, strategic bombers. How much deadly weight can they carry? You don't count here.

  The red-haired elf sang:

  Camels want to swim

  And elephants fly...

  How many miracles are everywhere

  What can't be counted!

  The white-haired elf remarked:

  - You know very well yourself

  The world is filled with miracles...

  Only these miracles

  Elves can do it themselves!

  The blue-haired elf remarked:

  - There is already a wire under current around the airfield itself. So easily do not get over!

  The elf with yellow hair took it and offered:

  - And what if you throw the present of death in an arc through the wire on horseback. Let's hit the bomber, and a chain reaction will begin.

  The red-haired elf giggled and remarked:

  - That's an interesting idea! What if you try!

  The blue-haired elf remarked:

  - First you need to make a sling!

  And the girls nodded in unison. It is not so easy to make it out of wood and wire, but the warriors, as always, are on top. And once they get down to business, they won't back down.

  The white-haired elf chirped, swinging her abs and showing aerobatics with her legs:

  - Let's go boarding fighters,

  We have a great crew!

  The girls should be noted beautiful and smart and dexterous at the same time.

  Here is the sling ready. And you can launch an explosive package from ordinary coal dust from a distance. But if she explodes, then it will not seem enough to anyone. And even more so for orcs.

  The girls, with the help of bare feet, set up a sling, and blasted. And now the charge with coal flies in a high arc. And it flies over a stretched wire of high voltage, with lethal current. Even fell ill sparkled during the flight. And then it will land right in the belly of a strategic bomber, with ten tons of explosives in its belly. And how after that it will take and explode.

  It was like a small atomic bomb exploded.

  True, so far there are no nuclear weapons in this world. And this, of course, is for the best, since the climate would be spoiled. But the planes at the orc airfield began to explode and split. And many blazed like candles on a centenarian cake. And how it all caught fire with great pressure and excitement. And the destruction of the orcs went colossal.

  The blast wave even reached the girls, forcing them to grab onto the edges of the trees, the tops of which were broken. And press into the ground with bare feet, heels of the legs.

  Then came the heat and the smell of burning meat. The girls felt like they were invited to someone's picnic. And this is really the smell of fresh lamb carcasses.

  The blue-haired elf chirped:

  - How good to lie down on the grass,

  And something tasty to eat...

  Arrange a cool park in the bath,

  And call the young elves!

  The yellow-haired elf remarked:

  Maybe it's time for us to get out of here?

  The red-haired elf laughed and replied:

  - The orcs are panicking, and we will harvest!

  The white-haired elf nodded.

  - Protect the nature, people,

  And you will reap a rich harvest!

  After that, the four set off on a robbery. The girls began to catch the fleeing orcs, and cut their throats and bellies. The elves did it with great enthusiasm.

  Although they seem to be kind. But the orcs have the bodies of bears, and at the same time such bastard faces that you just wonder how the earth can endure such.

  And girls who love everything beautiful are quite understandable.

  An elf with blue hair cut off the head of an orc officer and sang:

  No need to lose your head

  Don't be in a hurry....

  No need to lose your head

  And suddenly come in handy!

  You write in your notebook

  For every page!

  All orcs must be killed!